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'The GOOfy Misadventures of Slime' Episode 2: Abilities

Hi again, puny hums.


Slime Time! Konfa Games here to chat about Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot, our upcoming deck-building bullet heaven. We called this series of posts "Misadventures" for a damn good reason, punies. Slime is destined to frequently meet its demise at the hands of puny human fists, swords, and chainsaws. More often than not, though, it will be the humans who meet their end! And not only the humans, since Slime's arch-enemy, Despot, has a plethora of creatures under his control.

We've decided to shed some light on how Slime's ability system works, which is precisely what you'll use to orchestrate a legit genocide against Despot's abominations.


☣️The GOOfy Misadventures of Slime☣️

[h2]Episode 2: Abilities 🏹[/h2]


[h3]"slime shoot! slime bang! slime strong!"[/h3]

Anyway, let's get started. In our previous episode of 'The GOOfy Misadventures', we introduced you to Slime and his basic mechanics. Today, why don't we talk about how Slime kills?

When Slime levels up, a Shop pick-up appears nearby. When you collect it, tokens are awarded, which you can use to purchase ability cards (well, um, cards that give you certain abilities.) Don't forget to upgrade the Shop: the higher its level, the cooler and wider the range. Pssst, you can wait for a few levels until the upgrade gets cheaper! 👇



We have dozens of badass abilities in store for you; not to list all of them here, let's mention a few. 👇


  • Scytherang (a huge scythe boomerang)
  • Slime Minion
  • Nuggets of Darkness
  • Watermelon Launcher (exploding watermelons)


Be smart when buying. Purchase an ability three times, and you'll level it up to Lvl 2. Collect three identical level 2 abilities—you've got a powerful Lvl 3 one. Purchased abilities can be sold for some tokens. Experiment, and don't hesitate to get rid of weaker abilities in favor of stronger ones!

Abilities that appear in the Shop are those in your current deck. You can view and edit your decks in the 'Decks' window. It can be accessed from the main menu or the Slime selection screen. Unlocked abilities are displayed at the top, and your decks are at the bottom of the screen. As you acquire new abilities, don't forget to update your deck or create a new one—experiment! 👇



[h3]Wishlist Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot and the the demo now.[/h3]

store.steampowered.com/app/2348610/Slime_3K_Rise_Against_Despot

The game is coming out in Early Access on November 2nd.

'The GOOfy Misadventures of Slime' Episode 1: Introducing Slime!

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'The GOOfy Misadventures of Slime' Episode 1: Introducing Slime!

Hi hi, puny humans!


You know what time it is! It's Slime Time yet again, and our team's here to chat about that green nonchalant dude from our upcoming action roguelite Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot everyone's been excited about. Yes, we're talking about Slime, and today, we want to kick off a series of posts about its misadventures.


☣️The GOOfy Misadventures of Slime☣️

[h2]Episode 1: Introduction 👋[/h2]


[h3]"sup y'all, name's Slime, and I just want to destroy stuff"[/h3]

'So what the hell is Slime?' you may ask. Well, in technical terms, it's a blob of slime. But not just some blob! Slime is the result of a wild experiment by its former master, Despot.

See, it was initially just some goo used for creating artificial humans. But then it came to life! We reckon it might even have a soul now, lol. Anyway, here's the deal: it is on a mission to defeat Despot, break out of his dungeon, and *do random stuff*. Or destroy the planet. Honestly, it's hard to understand what's inside that jelly Slime uses as a brain.



Turns out our master Despot caught wind of Slime's plan and sent legions of genetically engineered creatures after its sticky ass. We guess it's worth mentioning these legions include puny humans, too! Despot can make as many of those meatbags as he wishes, so it's not going to be easy for the gooey fella.

But guess what! As seen in the GIF above, Slime's got a trick or two up its sleeve. The green guy's squishy "body" can absorb different weapons, from AK-47s to boomerangs to watermelons 🍉. Yeah, watermelons can be downright dangerous when flung at the right angle!

Anyway, Slime's power-ups come in the form of cards—cards that it unlocks, adds to its own deck, and buys when leveling up. It can assemble up to five decks and switch 'em out. 👇



As an advanced (but still kinda dumb) pile o' goo, Slime can also slurp up pick-ups from the dungeon floor: There's an excavator arm that makes our slimy renegade temporarily invincible, health tanks, a road sign that gives a speed boost, gumball machines that explode turn dozens of living things into bloody pâté, and barrels with radioactive waste. 👇



Speaking of the radioactive barrels ☢️: they seem to alter Slime's DNA! Collect those to make it more powerful. 👇


Now, all these upgrades and power-ups help our sticky "friend" fight off hordes of disposable minions. 👇



A thousand or two dead humans is pocket money for master Despot, so Slime should expect PLENTY MORE where that came from. But Slime doesn't care: He likes nothing more than random violence! Anyways, folks, we hope you had a blast getting to know our green chaotic bastard.

[h3]Please do wishlist Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot—the release is happening pretty soon![/h3]

store.steampowered.com/app/2348610/Slime_3K_Rise_Against_Despot

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King of the Hill Season 17 | Slime 3K News Coming Soon!

Hey, you puny humans!


Before we outline the changes to Despot's Game this season, we would like to remind you to wishlist our new game in the Despot's universe: Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot! We plan on sharing big news about it real soon because SLIME WANTS TO BE UNLEASHED ASAP! That sticky green dude is ready to take on hordes of Despot's minions in an action roguelike bullet heaven showdown. Oh, and you will be able to build your deck of ability cards in the game, and Slime's appearance will reflect those abilities. How cool is that? ↓



[h3]Wishlist Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot NOW & follow the page so that you don't miss the big upcoming announcement![/h3]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2348610/Slime_3K_Rise_Against_Despot/

And now—back to the Despot's Game business.

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PATCH 1.7.6


This is a relatively small update in which we've slightly overhauled the room generation in the Normal and Director's Cut modes, strengthened Healers and Cultists, and rebalanced the overly strong random mutations. Oh, and we also buffed some of the curse mutations in Director's Cut: d'Spot likes to watch his creatures get hurt.

[h3]• Class Balance Changes •[/h3]

Heal (Healers' class skill) buffed for all item tiers:
  • Tier 1: 15 ➔ 25
  • Tier 2: 25 ➔ 40
  • Tier 3: 40 ➔ 60
  • Tier 4: 60 ➔ 80
  • Tier 5: 80 ➔ 110

Cultists’ damage increased for all item tiers:
  • Tier 1: 40 ➔ 50
  • Tier 2: 80 ➔ 90
  • Tier 3: 120 ➔ 130
  • Tier 4: 160 ➔ 180
  • Tier 5: 200 ➔ 220

[h3]• Mutation Balance Changes •[/h3]

Random mutations:
  • Hypochondria: chance decreased: 50% ➔ 25%
  • Healthy Fat: health bonus decreased: 35 ➔ 25%
Cursed mutations (Director's Cut only):
  • Curse of Might: damage increased: 150 ➔ 300; chance to damage yourself increased: 10 ➔ 20
  • Cursed Armor: damage increased: 70 ➔ 150; percentage of damage dealt when moving increased: 10 ➔ 15
  • Curse of Magic: cooldown: 2 sec ➔ 4 sec
  • Curse of Variety: health bonus increased: 1% ➔ 2%

[h3]• Miscellaneous •[/h3]

We have revised the system of room generation in the Normal and Director's Cut modes. Groups of enemies the puny humans encounter have become a bit more diverse, and identical enemies in large groups now spawn less common.

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King of the Hill Season 16 Results


[h3]WINNERS:[/h3]


1.🥇Dayemon



2.🥈Puny Izard



3.🥉♥ Lectrice ♥



Congrats! Your victory medal has been added to your name on the leaderboard.

[h3]Season 17 starts right now and ends on October 19th at 16:00 UTC.[/h3]

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Despot's Game Is 50% Off! | Steam Summer Sale

Despot's Game is 50% off!
It's a great chance to pick up the game with the most recent big update: "Director's Cut"! The "Director's Cut" mode is a single-player experience for those who want to focus on PvE rather than PvP.

[h2]Buy the game now:[/h2]
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1227280/Despots_Game_Dystopian_Battle_Simulator/

Just please install the game ONCE and FOREVER, okay??? A strong request from the Despot and his bank account.

Already in your library? Tell your friends or grab Despot's Game for them as a gift!

[h3]Hurry, puny humans: the offer ends on September 21st.[/h3]

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[h3]Add our upcoming game Slime 3K to your wishlists and become a follower: we might have some interesting news for you punies soon:[/h3]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2348610/Slime_3K_Rise_Against_Despot/

King of the Hill Season 16



PATCH 1.7.5


In this update, we adjusted the balance in PvE and Director's Cut (it's harder now) and also made some important balance changes for multiplayer modes.

[h3]• Changes to Single Player Modes •[/h3]
  • d'Spot is now much stronger in Director's Cut mode: he hits harder in his second phase and also has a 50% chance to ignore debuffs. You won't be able to keep him constantly stunned anymore
  • Many enemies have had their magic resistance increased: it'll be harder to overwhelm whole groups with AoE damage now!

[h3]• Mutation and Class Balance •[/h3]
  • Thunder Lance proc chance has been reduced: 10% ➔ 5%
  • Multiplayer damage applied with each ricochet of Rubber Bullets has been increased: 0.3 ➔ 0.5
  • Chance for a unit to damage itself when using Curse of Might has been increased: 5% ➔ 10%
  • The amount of food eaten by your humans affected by Curse of Gluttony has been increased: 130% ➔ 150%
  • Critical Strike proc chance for Shooters has been reduced: 10% ➔ 5%
  • Hail Satan! damage increased: 330 ➔ 430
  • Armor Bonus from the mutation tree now spreads to summoned creatures
  • The amount of armor from the mutation tree bonus and its cost have been changed on the last two levels: [10, 30, 60, 100] ➔ [10, 30, 50, 70], costs [20, 50, 80, 100] ➔ [20, 50, 60, 80]
  • Mages have had their health increased at level 1: 80 ➔ 100

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King of the Hill Season 15 Results


[h3]WINNERS:[/h3]


1.🥇AwesomeFool



2.🥈Tachyon



3.🥉Dayemon



Congrats! Your victory medal has been added to your name on the leaderboard.

[h3]Season 16 starts right now and ends September 21st at 16:00 UTC.[/h3]

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Just a reminder: We now have official merchandise on sale: various tees, mouse pads, and even underwear. Praise the Despot by following the link and buying something:

[h3]OFFICIAL DESPOT'S GAME MERCH[/h3]

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