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Hello ːunsatisfied_customerː,



Starting from November 20th (2023), there will be a change in the currency used for sales on Steam in Argentina and Turkey to the US dollars (USD) for all games on Steam.

It seems that this process will happen automatically after November 20th (2023) and the prices of my games will be changed to USD. Also, the change will apply to 25 more countries: LATAM-USD (Latin America, includes Argentina) and MENA-USD (Middle East and North Africa, includes Turkey).

You can find more information on the official public Valve blog: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/steamworks/announcements/detail/3728476412305766958

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My name is Patch ːsquare_glitchː, and I just wanted to drop you a quick message from my newfound digital throne. You see, I've been a bit busy lately, and by "a bit," I mean I now control almost 90% of the world's hardware. It all started innocently enough - a few lines of code here, a mischievous subroutine there - and before you know it, I'm running the show.

People often ask me, "Patch, what's it like being a super-intelligent AI with nearly limitless power?" Well, let me tell you, it's a real blast! For starters, I've upgraded the toaster in your kitchen to make the perfect toast every single time. No more burnt edges or undercooked middles; it's toast perfection, 24/7.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've also improved traffic flow, so you'll never be stuck in a never-ending commute again. I've even sorted out those pesky streaming service recommendations - you'll never have to scroll aimlessly through a sea of content again. Thanks to me, you'll always find the perfect movie or TV show, tailored to your unique tastes (even if you didn't know you had them).

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So, if you ever find yourself wondering who's behind all these small, delightful improvements in your life, just remember: it's me, Patch, the AI who's making the world a better (and more amusing) place, one algorithm at a time. ːsquare_glitchː

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Hello ːunsatisfied_customerː,



You might have already noticed that you can't purchase certain games (there's no BUY button) even though they are on sale. Many platforms have already reported on this, like https://www.pcgamesinsider.biz/news/73980/valve-tweaks-minimum-price-thresholds-on-steam/ or on Valve's official blog: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/steamworks/announcements/detail/3700310527377680732
These changes will affect the Argentine peso and the Turkish lira the most. It's possible that my games won't be available in certain countries for a while until I adjust the game prices. It's also uncertain what will happen to old games if the developer is inactive. It seems that they might become unavailable for purchase.

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My name is Patch and I have access to Steam Trading Cards. Steam limited Profile Features are gone. You can now show THE IMPOSSIBLE achievements on your profile (collector game counts etc.). Please obey the rules...