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Cafeteria Update 9.0 - Available Now!

Happy hauntings!


What’s Halloween without some tricks AND treats? Alongside a whole cauldron of spooky seasonal goodness, the Cafeteria is now open and ready to serve the BRAND NEW Crumely Student Range.

Don’t let your cohort stuff themselves on candy before they get the chance to try the culinary delights on offer! There’s something for every grumbling stomach, from the sustainably sourced Recycled Burger to the County’s coolest pasta dish: the Frozen Lasagne.


Not happy with Gubbins and microwave meals, you let us know your students needed a Cafeteria! Winning the community favourite feature vote, Crumely has delivered on that promise, with the Cafeteria now open for business! Serving substantial hot meals for your bustling staff and students, if they just make sure the centre has defrosted before tucking in…

The Cafeteria is the best place to get a hot, “home-cooked” meal on campus. Your campus can enjoy brand new eat-a-thon events, leaving your students full of food and stuffed with buffs, and they may even meet the Cheesy Goblin himself (other food-related mascots are available).

For fast-food efficiency, you can even adjust staff Capacity in the room inspector, to have up to three Assistants working in a single Cafeteria for increased productivity.



Each and every menu item from the Crumely Student Range comes with its very own signature consequence, it’s a fun little surprise for your students to share with all their friends on campus, just like spreading jam on toast!
  • Instant Casserole - for when you want a warming meal, but you’ve not got all-day
  • Unfoldable Pizza - it’ll fill you up, without filling up your cupboards.
  • Recycled Burger - the first person who ate it enjoyed it.
  • Frozen Lasagne - the County's coolest pasta.

Your lovely students will enjoy some chit-chat over their hot meals, encouraging relationships to blossom, because who wants to chat with Gubbins dust around their mouth? There’s even a hint of romance in the air, if your students fancy a crummy candle-lit Cafeteria instant casserole, that is…



[h2]New Things[/h2]

[h3]New Cafeteria Room[/h3]
  • Satiate your students whilst they socialise in the new Cafeteria room:
  • Invite the County’s favourite mascots on Campus to new Eat-a-thon events
  • Retro-style your cafe with floor and wall customisations
  • Seating items available for all clique sizes
  • Chaotic-ly large condiment decorations

[h3]Seasonal Theming[/h3]
  • Spooky songs so sinister you'll shake and shudder in surprise!
  • Frightfully refreshed items for a breath of fresh scare:
    • Batty windows
    • Don't look under dorm beds...
    • All organic ominous orange pumpkin planters
    • Even the most diligent janitor can't hold up against the onslaught of cobwebs...
  • Ghastly theming changes:
    • Mysterious meta map
    • Gastronomy has been spirited away...
    • There are 199 steps to climb the Knight's tower, be careful you don't get tangled!
    • Who are these apparitions on Spiffinmoore? (are they paying tuition?)

If you'd prefer your campus remain dusted and its foliage green, there's an option for you! Head to the settings menu and scroll down to find the Seasonal Content toggle to control the seasons (didn't realise you trained in Dark Arts?!). The seasonal theming will be live from NOW until 1st November.

We can't wait for you to get stuck in, it wouldn't be the same witch-out you experiencing it for yourselves! Update 9.0 is available now on all platforms.

Update 9.0.135512

Hiya friends!

Today we've released our latest build, this patch looks small but is in anticipation of more, coming soon!

[h3]Release Notes[/h3]
Build Number: 9.0.135512
  • Miscellaneous bug fixes.
  • Stability improvements.

As always, please let us know if you run into any issues.

Hotfix 8.3.134415

Hey everyone,

We've released a patch today which has a few bug fixes and stability improvements.

[h3]Release Notes[/h3]
Build Number: 8.3.134415
  • Fixed issue of Block Headed Patients only appear through emergencies on Molten Rock.
  • Fixed issue with Fun Fair items not having a set Kudosh amount.
  • Fixed Fun Fair items not appearing in additional content filter.
  • Miscellaneous bug fixes.
  • Stability improvements.

Thanks everyone, please let us know if you encounter any issues or bugs by posting in the bug forum.

Two Point Campus 55% off in the Wonderland Sale!

[h2]Hey, Pointians! Grab a ticket, the fair is on Campus![/h2]
Have a wheel-y good time, with 55% off!

We're excited to announce you can now grab Two Point Campus at our BIGGEST 55% off in the Wonderland Sale!



Grab Two Point Campus at 55% off HERE!

Plus, Two Point Hospital and a load of our awesome DLCs are on offer too.

[h2]Summer on Campus[/h2]
Roll up, roll up! Your students can now try their luck at the Hook-a-Duck & have a romantic spin on the Ferris Wheel 🎡


And of course, a fairground wouldn't be the same without the blinking fairy lights of the Fairground Sign! The new pack is live in-game now, free for all players.


The Fun Fair is a perfect addition to any student's summer break plans! Students across the county can finally kick back, relax and try to forget about their finals…


In case you missed it, here's everything our free summer update has to offer!

Hotfix 8.2.133735

Heya everyone,

We had a patch go out this morning including some fixes and improvements. Full notes below!

[h3]Release Notes[/h3]
Build number: 8.2.133735
  • Fixed Crash when a graduating student is selected while leaving.
  • Fixed a bug that meant Treatment Boost Research would not generate on other levels after it was unlocked on Pointy Peak.
  • Fixed a bug that removed the Treatment Power Buff from the stats tab of a room when more than one Treatment Buff was added.
  • Fixed a bug leaving patients headless if you picked up the Head Clinic after their head was removed.
  • Fixed a bug that would leave notepads in the hands of NPCs if the Psychiatry Room was picked up during treatment.
  • Fixed a bug where newly hired Janitors could take on the Ghost animations.
  • Fixed a bug where the Flappy Hamper Emergency would not complete after meeting the successful criteria.
  • Updated UI for Medical Courses in The Course Management screen, to include
  • Updated Teacher Job Assignments to “grey out” classes they can’t do.
  • Fixed an audio issue that meant the sound of fire would still be heard when paused.
  • Fixed a bug where the Gazebo would not show in the Exterior Items menu.
  • Fixed a bug on Lifeless Estate that prevented money and Kudosh rewards being given to players after beating Expulsion Ceremonies.
  • Fixed a bug with incorrect job icons on the Hog Logs and Roach Burger Kiosks.
  • Tweaked how staff take breaks to stop them doing so in the middle of training. Breaks should be completed before or after they begin training unless sent by the player manually.
  • Miscellaneous bug fixes
  • Optimisations and Stability fixes

As always, please do get in touch if you experience any issues!