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[p]The denizens of Loregok want a champion with striking looks, not to mention easy merchandising. Picture your signature look advertised on video streaming platforms everywhere. A look that took you days to earn, hours to perfect, and minutes to share, will now be skipped in seconds. Which of your looks will make those seconds last a lifetime?[/p][p][/p][p]Complete dungeons to increase your Road to Stardom level for new sponsorships or additional looks. Extra ambitious Contenders can earn additional fame, experience, and gold through Triumphs such as wielding specific weapons. These challenges rotate often, incentivising success across diverse gameplay options. Ironlaw Plaza is filled with eccentric characters eager to help themselves by supporting Contenders like you. You can pick a favourite, but you’ll want to frequent each denizen for new weapons, outfits, and emotes.[/p][p][/p][h3]Rosaline Rage: Road to Stardom[/h3][p]Back in her glory days, Coach Rosaline Rage was a member of the hit Contender group, The Crowns. If you didn’t have a Crowns poster on your bedroom wall, were you even alive? Strong, heavy, and able to smash any enemy to pieces with one drop of a fist, Rage charged into dungeons first to disperse huge thralls of enemies for her team. She knows KOMTV inside out, and uses her industry know-how to guide the player and get them perks. But power is only the gateway to what she really wants, the truth.[/p][p][/p][p]Why did The Crowns split up? What happened in that tragic episode when all of Loregok witnessed the death of Rage’s beloved teammate, Idra Ironlaw? Something about KOMTV’s story does sit right with Rage. She doesn’t know what happened, but she does know she’s going to find out.[/p][p][/p][h3]Professor Beak: Glory Moves[/h3][p]Professor Beak runs the show at Regulated Effects Inc, where licensed Glory Moves are nothing short of magic. It’s completely legal and definitely science. It’s just coincidence that sufficiently complicated science is indistinguishable from magic.[/p][p][/p][p]"At Regulated Effects, we’re big believers in zero waste. Seriously, we don’t waste a single organ that comes our way."[/p][p][/p][p]Professor Beak is a concoction of respected, suspected, and avian-complected. She has multiple PhDs. Her first was in Magic Distillation with a thesis on being stubborn enough to boil it down to the last drops. Not easy when the drops are sentient. Professor Beak’s motives are clear: stay alive forever so she can bask in everyone else’s misery and existential dread.[/p][p][/p][p]Her woowoo wellness might sound like a load of quack, but with the support of Regulated Effects Glory Moves, you will be able to summon giant horse legs from the sky, belch your friends into oblivion, or explode a real hot potato. You can’t sue them, it’s listed in the side effects.[/p][p][/p][h3]Keith Vertex: Emotes[/h3][p]Like the rest of the Bonepickers union, Keith took on vast debts in life, and should have been doomed to a life of getting smashed to bits in the Koliseum to pay everything off. Instead, he’s out front at the Bonepickers Club, and has had a disco installed inside his head for 24/7 beats. Underdogs by name, under-dirt by nature, the Bonepickers have the best deals on emotes. All proceeds directly support the union’s struggling skellies.[/p][p][/p][p]"You know how we get to be skeletons? Well, first you die and all your meat falls off, obviously. But your debt, your debt lives on! Necromancers are loan sharks. You borrow money, they borrow your afterlife."[/p][p][/p][p]Keith Vertex is King of Meat’s very own political powerhouse and necro-hacktivist. He’s full of pent up emotion, and you can share the pain, excitement, or epic dance moves by buying a Body Thought or Word Thought off him. The Undead have been oppressed for centuries, forced to work off the debts accrued in life in the dungeons of King of Meat, and Keith reckons that is absolute skull-duggery.[/p][p][/p][h3]Harley Glowfinger: Tonics[/h3][p]Ancient knowledge stirs deep within Harley Glowfinger. Harley can feel the urge for greatness dozing in your soul, Contender, and he can help you awaken it. Don’t look too close, he’s just a humble run-of-the-mill guy who loves to disguise accoutrements revved up on the cosmic truth. He just trades in Tonics, it’s innocent really. Don’t go shouting about it though, you won’t be special any more.[/p][p][/p][p]"Me? A wizard? Oh no, I'm just a nobody who knows a thing or two about Tonics and reforging the very fabric of reality to do my bidding. In a totally non-magical and legally compliant way, of course."[/p][p][/p][p]Adjusting his sunglasses, sorcery swirls in Harley’s golden orbs. Ancient runes are hidden under his long overcoat sleeves. There is definitely no magic up them. When Harley invites you into his hideout, a stash of unlicensed Tonics lay for the taking like a treasure trove. The Department of Magic Control may believe that Harley’s tonics are just ancient herbal remedies, rather than magic. They are definitely actually magic, but Harley says it is more like opening your Grandma’s biscuit tin. You know you shouldn’t have them, but you want them nonetheless.[/p][p][/p][h3]Zark Tongworth: Weapon Upgrades[/h3][p]Zark Tongworth is obsessed with commercial upgrades, weapon kill stats, user reviews and anything that means success for Golden Anvil. Deep down, Zark is worried he's not good enough for Golden Anvil… but if he isn’t, who is?[/p][p][/p][p]"Contender! I, Zark Tongworth, loyal representative of Golden Anvil, am your guide to all things weaponry. A mentor perhaps, maybe even a sort of husband... no, I have said too much."[/p][p][/p][p]Zark Tongworth is the representative of Golden Anvil. Everything he touches turns to gold. He may be snobby and imperious, but that’s business. If Contenders are left to believe their Wooden Sword and Shield are “fine,” how can they be expected to realise they desire upgrades? Not to worry, Golden Anvil can smith a king from an average person, just as gold can be spun from straw.[/p][p][/p][p]Golden Anvil are proud developers of the most commanding weapons around. Who doesn’t want to golf swing some of those pesky Skeletons into oblivion with a sausage hammer? Or skewer the emoji-spewing heart of a Gristle with a golden sword? No matter the weapon, they’re sleek, they’re dangerous, and Golden Anvil hopes you have insurance. Hey, they have a package for that![/p][p][/p][h3]Orsa Featherweight: Looks[/h3][p]Despite her name, Orsa Featherweight bears the heavyweight belt of the retail industry. Championing the avant-garde to the smart-casual, you can spare a gold piece for a morsel of Orsa’s inventory and you will be dressed to kill. Now, Orsa can teach you about fashion, but style is something you must learn yourself.[/p][p][/p][p]"Fashion has to reflect who you are, so don't be a loser. It'll seep into your clothes and it's near impossible to get out in the wash."[/p][p][/p][p]Orsa’s life has been spent traversing the Big Screen and migrating from Golden Platters to the edges of the Disc-Trays. She has taken all of these worldly influences to create different weapons, outfits, and stickers. Mix and match different looks until you find the perfect look. Remember, style speaks louder than success.[/p][p][/p][h3]The Bartender: Triumphs[/h3][p]The Bartender saw an opportunity, complete his Triumphs and he will reward you handsomely. It’s very important to him, and his family, that you are as barbaric and maniacal as possible, you know, for popularity purposes[/p][p][/p][p]"I sometimes wonder if there is more to life than being stood behind a bar. Perhaps there is a reason I have never left here in five centuries. If you figure it out, please tell me."[/p][p][/p][p]Being The Bartender certainly helps if you want to be in the know about King of Meat. He’s a very popular man, and it’s definitely for his wicked sense of humour, not because it’s happy hour. Have you heard his joke about adding crème de menthe to brandy? It’s a Stinger. You’d be surprised how many of the Production Crew and Enemy Cast spill their guts over the bar, the Skeletons can’t help it you see. It’s technically not considered drinking alone if The Bartender is there, and it’s easier to swallow your pride when you’re washing it down with a little liquid courage.[/p][p][/p][h3]Thane Goretusk: Delivery Service[/h3][p]Beast Shall Ride (BSR) is King of Meat’s very own delivery service. Familiar to everyone who has seen even a minute of the show, they are dominating the gig-economy. Never again will you need to avert your eyes from the screen to grab a cool glass of Troll’s Blood, BSR will be at your door in two shakes of a lamb’s tail. If the lamb is lucky enough to live that long.[/p][p][/p][p]Thane Goretusk, the beast who runs the plaza storefront, barks orders as the new representative of BSR. Representing the wild at heart, Thane has put the pedal to the metal and turned the needle into the red.[/p][p][/p][p]"What's that I smell? Ambition? Tempting, but come back when you're a little more...seasoned."[/p][p][/p][p]Further bolstering the customisation selection are special items available at BSR in exchange for Stamps. Stamps are a form of currency that can be earned through gameplay, including events and Triumphs. Stamps can also be obtained from the Xbox, PlayStation, and Steam stores. Thane will gladly take them off your hands with instantaneous item delivery.[/p][p][/p][p]King of Meat releases on Steam, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S on October 7, 2025. Aspiring Contenders can pre-order King of Meat: Standard Edition or King of Meat: Deluxe Edition now for bonus content like the Venerable Defender Legendary Costume, a fearsome samurai-style outfit, with matching sword, shield, and stickers, plus up to 5 days of early access.[/p]

[p]Take dungeon creation into your own hands in Create Mode, where you are given the tools to create the dungeons of your dreams—and someone else’s nightmares. All of the dungeons in King of Meat have been made with the same tools that you will use to create your own fiendish playgrounds. If you can play it, you can build it.[/p][p][/p][p]Some call dungeons the original occupational hazard. Others, malicious compliance. For Komstruct, it’s just another Monday. As the company whose job it is to empower Dungeon Creators to build unpredictable dungeons, Komstruct takes everything about King of Meat very seriously. Especially themselves. Top performers often work themselves to the bone, which has proven to be one of the greatest conservation efforts for endangered skeleton populations. How far will you go to become the most celebrated Dungeon Creator in all of Loregok?[/p][p][/p][p]Now for more details about Create Mode, say hi to the face of Komstruct, literally. Buzzworth Billy![/p][p][/p][h3]Come Build With Me... Forever[/h3][p]Dungeon Creators! Your beloved Buzzworth Billy here. Komstruct is dying for new deranged dungeon designs. Build your wonderfully wicked creations and show those awe-inspiring Contenders such a good time that they’ll never leave, but not by choice.[/p][p][/p][h3]Create 101[/h3][p]Entry-level builders often ask, Billy how can I go from dull dungeon designs to devilishly sharp features such as yourself? I’m pleased to introduce Komstruct’s latest new hire orientation videos, Create Mode 101.[/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p]Behold the many tools you’ll need to make a reflection of your darkest, innermost desires, or maybe that’s just me.[/p]

• [p]Room Creation: From breakable walls to passages that require eliminating enemies or activating switches, there are seemingly endless ways to craft your dungeon entrance and exit together.[/p]
• [p]Geometry: Towers, holes, slopes, and more. Geometry adds another dimension to your dungeon by letting you remove floor tiles or alter their height.[/p]
• [p]Enemies: Your allies, including Skeletons, the literal backbone of every creation, will stop at nothing to defend your dungeon. Whether you prefer aggressive, support, or ranged enemies, there are even ways to get creative with spawns.[/p]
• [p]Logic Mode: Link clever contraptions to switches, pressure plates, and more. How will you use Logic Mode to create unique actions throughout your dungeon?[/p]
• [p]Decorations, Props, Objects, and Lighting: Style can make or break a dungeon. Why do you think I haven’t washed this red stuff off my costume yet? Props are more than just decorations, especially every aspiring Dungeon Creator’s favorite sub-category, traps.[/p]

[p][/p][p]It’s not easy for Komstruct to maintain high viewership while death by misadventure plagues their target audience, but Komstruct has good intentions. They never hesitate to help Contenders overcome traumas live on global broadcasts. Create Mode, an intuitive technological breakthrough in dungeon design, empowers aspiring Dungeon Creators to do their worst thanks to state of the art traps.[/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p]Do you like explosive barrels? Create a room with slopes and enough explosive barrels to challenge any Contenders determined to finish your dungeon with as few jumps as possible. How about platforming? Add bottomless pits with rotating spikes, barrages of arrows, and swinging platforms that lead to multiple switches. Shh! One switch opens a secret passage crowded with tantalizing saws, wink, while another reverses the direction of the rotating spikes.[/p][p][/p][p]Speaking of surprises, Contenders will scour your playground for that sweet, sweet gold and glory. But watch out! Some secrets, like the padlock on the back of my mascot costume, are better left undiscovered. It’s because Komstruct trusts me so much, not because I can’t reach it. With eight of us inside the suit, there are always opportunities for me time, but never enough chances to make new friends.[/p][p][/p][h3]Komstructor Collective[/h3][p]Want to make a real difference in the lives of Loregokish everywhere? Share your dungeon on the King of Meat Discord server for a chance to join my merry mayhem makers forever and ever and ever. I can't wait to see what lurks inside your beautiful mind. Check out our Komstructor Collective page for an overview of exclusive membership benefits, rewards, and more. Together we’ll show them Komstruct cares. We'll show them all.[/p][p][/p][h3]Komstruct Cares[/h3][p]Page 10,672 of the seventh edition Komstruct employee manual states top performing Dungeon Creators design consistent levels around different themes, mechanics, or even enemies. Part of the fun is never knowing what to expect. Experienced Creators often start with a simple concept and steadily add complexity throughout their dungeon. Those are the ones you'll want to follow in compliance with Komstruct Kore Principles like Kamaraderie. The more levels you play, the more inspiration and experience you'll gather. If that weren't the case, why would the mandatory dungeon simulator always have a queue during optional lunch hours?[/p][p][/p][p]Recent studies show severe cases of pleasure from the misfortune of others in younger Dungeon Creators. Celebrate the misfortune of those in your dungeon, firmly smile as they outwit your favourite obstacle in seconds, and then scheme. Scheme ridiculous traps like lava-spitting skulls to ensure they fail your next creation again and again until every dwindling flame becomes a scalding reminder that their child’s sixteenth birthday party will start any minute now.[/p][p][/p][p]Afterwards they will always cherish those delightfully dreadful hours, and hopefully prioritise their family, whenever they see a dungeon with your name on it. Komstruct neither supports nor refutes this design philosophy.[/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p]I can’t wait for us to play together when King of Meat releases on October 7.[/p][p][/p][p]Aspiring Contenders can pre-order King of Meat: Standard Edition or King of Meat: Deluxe Edition now for bonus content like the Venerable Defender Legendary Costume, a fearsome samurai-style outfit, with matching sword, shield, and stickers, plus up to 5 days of early access.[/p]

[p][/p][p]In the world of Loregok, where flocks of local dragons hunger for fame, neighbourhood trolls crave funds to pay rent, and global corporate commercialism thirsts to quench its bottom line, comes a fresh source of raw entertainment—you.[/p][p][/p][p]Some of you yearn for the spotlight as Contenders. Others may have taken a wrong turn on their way to the restroom. Those desperately seeking fame and fortune can enter joyfully unhinged dungeons built by both the developers and the community. From outrageous waves of enemies to outrageous enemies on waves, nothing is off the table in King of Meat.[/p][p][/p][p]Conquer the seemingly endless catalogue of devious dungeons to unlock new leagues, challenges, and more. However, completion alone isn’t enough. Whether you are crowned victorious or perish anonymously, you’ll need to impress your audience with stylish weapons, combos, and over-the-top Glory Moves. Here’s Coach Yurgurt to help you become the ultimate contender.[/p][p][/p][h3]Meet Coach Yurgurt[/h3][p]Welcome to King of Meat! I’m Coach Yurgurt, legendary rookie, all-star veteran, and the most overqualified coach in all of Loregok. Not that I need an introduction. This is the most exciting show in the universe thanks to Contenders like us.[/p][p][/p][p]The best Contenders need a coach, but enough about you. I was self taught. Weapons, movement, Glory Moves, Trophies, progression, swagger. I know the Road to Stardom like the back of my dismembered hand.[/p][p][/p][p]Incoming arrows? Scars do wonders for personal branding. Buzz saws? Less hair means more agility. Rabid fans? Best to request donations. But any coach will say that. I’ve been to the bottom of the deepest lava pits, on top of the tallest spikes, and inside the most dangerous exploding barrels. Now, that makes for legendary experience.[/p][p][/p][p]Pop quiz. Who will be inducted into the Hall of Pain next season? If you said Coach Yurgurt, you’re smarter than I’d like to admit. The second best answer is you. They may have banned me as a Contender, but they can’t ban my legacy. Together we’ll skip the tryouts and shoot straight to the top.[/p][p][/p][h3]Weapons[/h3][p]How do you want to be known in combat? Wild card weapon wielder like me? Weapon specialist? How about a support Contender? There's a weapon for every playstyle. Four types of melee weapons and four types of ranged weapons to be exact. Here's the genius part, you can mix and match them any way you want. Looking for a sword and shield with a bomb launcher? Done. Hammers with crossbows? Pure devastation. I pioneered this strategy, naturally.[/p][p][/p][p]My debut kicked off a new era for the Gax. I probably gave my teammates the biggest boost they've ever felt. But, after multiple waves of enemies and some broken strings and bones, I realised why should I support everyone, when I can just support myself?[/p][p][/p][p]Sword and shield offers perfect balance, medium speed, and medium damage. Hammers? Slow but DEVASTATING! I once flattened three enemies with one swing. Arcane Knuckles are my specialty: quick combos, lightning-fast strikes with less damage per hit. When you're as skilled as me, quantity becomes quality.[/p][p][/p][p]Following a formal complaint from the Bonepickers union, I was assigned ranged weapons. There’s crossbows, flintlocks, boomers, and bomb launchers. Pair Arcane knuckles with a bomb launcher like I did for pure tactical genius. Eventually I mastered everything in the Contender arsenal. As you level up, you'll learn more signature combos, unlock new weapons that better suit your style, and become immortalised through your favourite form of combat.[/p][p][/p][p]Sometimes your weapon chooses you, but you always choose your road to stardom.[/p][p][/p][h3]Glory Moves[/h3][p]Glory Moves! I’m not talking about myself gloriously moving up the Road to Stardom. No, we’ll save the best stuff for later. Let’s start with the Hot Potato—raw, round, explosive. A lot like my younger self.[/p][p][/p][p]Toss that spud between your allies for a little extra oomph. Just don’t take a bite. When you’ve got the best angle, boom—no matter who, or what, stands in your way. Want something sweeter? Grab a Cluster Duck. Not as charming as my record-breaking rookie season, but almost as deadly. Lost a limb or three back then to fowl play. If you’re even half the Loregokian I am... well, less is more right?[/p][p][/p][p]If the Hot Potato is a mighty single serving, the Cluster Duck is multiple courses of adorable destruction. Perfect against those big groups hungry for carnage from you little Contenders. Fearlessly slash forth amidst your feathery chaos. Still, massive destruction doesn’t mean we never take damage.[/p][p][/p][p]The soothing heals of Essence Drain once carried my squad to the finish line. Of course, I carried that Essence Drain straight into spikes. Some unjustly call it the start of my decline. I call it a noble sacrifice.[/p][p][/p][p]Contenders these days got it good. Tons of enemies for the Essence Drain. That’s even more damage converted to health. Pair it with the Cluster Duck for fast team heals, if you have the coordination. The best Contenders, I’m talking about myself for once, we know teamwork, especially how to make the team work for us.[/p][p][/p][p]Now you see why I’m the most overqualified coach for the next generation of Contenders. Get ready to show me how you will unleash your ridiculous when King of Meat releases on October 7.[/p][p][/p][p]Aspiring Contenders can pre-order King of Meat: Standard Edition or King of Meat: Deluxe Edition now for bonus content like the Venerable Defender Legendary Costume, a fearsome samurai-style outfit, with matching sword, shield, and stickers, plus up to 5 days of early access.[/p]

[p]Contender versus Dungeon Creator is more than just the mystical world of Loregok’s greatest pastime. Beyond the glitz, glamour, and celebrity media infatuation lies the true Loregokish dream—the Hall of Pain. [/p][p]The Hall of Pain immortalises the best of the best. No, the worst of the worst. Wait, the most ridiculous of ridiculous? No one knows the true criteria for entry, including its anonymous panel of expert advisors.[/p][p]How will you impress bloodthirsty, desensitised crowds of middle-class monsters in this economy? Persevere through colourful deathtraps, build your own fiendish dungeons, or outclass everyone with your distinct, soon-to-be trademark style.[/p][p]Before we move forward with the next generation of Contenders, we must first go back to where it all began. Join six-time champion and nine-time intensive care patient, Juliana Spiderhead, as she untangles the Annals of Agony, a tantalising glimpse into the rich history of the greatest game show in the universe, King of Meat. Younger, or more relevant fans should know that up-and-coming King of Meat TV host Elixia Fangstar will share various community highlights following the game’s release on October 7th.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][h3]Lore of Loregok: The beginning begins[/h3][p]One day, mysterious TVs appeared. New things are confusing. Being confused makes people angry. Angry people fight. Fighting creates drama. Drama makes great TV. The rest is history.[/p][p]Throughout the Annals of Agony video series, Juliana Spiderhead will provide a never before seen look at the show’s only banned weapon, take us closer than ever to the man inside the Buzzworth Billy costume, and more. Check out the latest episode before exploring the Annals of Agony tapestry for even greater untold King of Meat legends. All Ages are now visible courtesy of legal magic, bringing us to present day. How will you shape the future of Loregok? We cannot wait to see how King of Meat will become even more ridiculous through your stylish actions, wondrous creativity, and silly contributions.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][h3]The End that (Seemingly) Never Ends[/h3][p]Elixia Fangstar is best known for capturing the zeitgeist of Loregok. Elixia will host community spotlights, including notable dungeons, Contender accomplishments, and more. She rose to fame as a King of Meat superfan streamer, so she’s always listening for community feedback on how to improve her show. She might not know the secret formula to become a Hall of Pain inductee, but rumour has it she acquired insider knowledge when working the midnight hour as an intern for King of Meat TV.[/p][p]Elixia turned down a starring role in the August 21 KOM TV broadcast and has since been quoted saying she couldn’t pass up an opportunity to (redacted) for the upcoming the Hall of Pain site. Stay tuned for more information on the Hall of Pain and all things player immortalisation post-launch.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]King of Meat releases on Steam, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S on October 7, 2025. Aspiring Contenders can pre-order King of Meat: Standard Edition or King of Meat: Deluxe Edition now for bonus content like the Venerable Defender Legendary Costume, a fearsome samurai-style outfit, with matching sword, shield, and stickers, plus up to 5 days of early access.[/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p]

[p]The Ultimate Server Challenge is now live in King of Meat! Jump into our Technical Test now on Steam, Xbox Series X|S and Playstation 5 to party up with other daring contenders and throw down in the most devilish dungeons Komstruct has to offer.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]The King of Meat Technical Test will run from August 23, 10 a.m. PT until August 24, 10 a.m. PT. Head on over to the official King of Meat Discord to party up with other players and leave your feedback for the dev team.[/p][p][/p][p]Eager to race down the Road to Stardom? Pre-order now and get 5 days early access to King of Meat on October 2. Want to learn more about the game? Check out our release date announcement for an overview of what to expect when King of Meat launches on October 7.[/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p]