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Meet the Elite Guard


Another songbird in the patrol, the Elite Guard is often heard singing as they go on their patrol. A bit more disciplined than the usual Guard Dog, they have a stronger sense of smell and a better aim, making them all the harder to get rid of once they do spot you.

As usual a good hide in the bushes should help get them off your trail, though you

The Cookbook of the Traumatized Neighbor - Ice Cream Cone šŸ¦

Nothing makes you smile more than an ice cream cone in hand and the sun on your face. Whether you make it by yourself or purchase it from the local food stall, no one can deny the sheer joy that ice cream brings. Since we don’t want to have you all stuck in the kitchen on a lovely summer’s day, here is Village Favourite and how we make it:

2 scoops of vanilla
2 scoops of chocolate
2 scoops of strawberry
2 scoops pistachio
2 scoops of lemon
A swirl of whipped cream on top scoop
A sprinkling of chocolate chips
A sprinkling of mixed nuts
Morello cherries on each whipped cream swirl

And you’re done! Now eat it fast… before the Possum returns.

Tools of Choice - The Boxes šŸŽ

It’s unknown to both the Possum and the village neighbors who has been leaving boxes all over the village, but it’s hard to miss them scattered in the weirdest of places. While guard dogs will usually be patrolling close to these locations, taking the risk is usually worth it.

Not only might you find more food to add to your ever-growing stomach, but you might also find useful items and tools that can help you navigate districts easier, incapacitate guards or even trick those around you into ignoring your very presence.

A Tour of the Village - The Beach


The perfect spot for villagers and tourists looking for rest, the Beach area boasts crisp clear waters and lovely sun chairs to sit on. With a few food stalls serving ice creams and other goodies to passerby, you often find the neighbors and occasionally a guard dog hanging out under the shade of the parasols. And even for the ever-hungry Possum, this section of the village is a favourite and one returned to when the deeper sections of the village get the better of them.

Meet the Guard Dog


Oftentimes seen humming to themselves, the Guard Dogs are the first of the village patrol you encounter and often make up the bulk of any larger groups. While they have a strong sense of smell, they aren’t the brightest bulb in the box, and can easily be fooled by hiding in a nearby bush or running away as fast as you can. Ever since the Possum made its first appearance, the Guard Dogs’ strong sense of duty and loyalty have helped the village protect their food.

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