Tentacles Party With Nuns News

Dear romance players and future bankrupts,
We are thrilled (flexing pecs respectfully) to announce:
The otome visual novel Doki Doki: Muscular Finance Academy is now live on Steam!

💰 Features: Love Is an Investment, Assets Included

Still mad that “dating doesn’t teach you anything useful”?
Still believe finance is always boring?
Good news: you’re wrong—and hilariously so.

Otome Romance × Finance Education × Buff-Apron Universe
Welcome to the wildest love-and-money rollercoaster of your life.
🎓 Story: Oil Princess vs. Financial Titans

You play as Broken, a girl who struck oil in her backyard, became rich overnight,
built a luxury brand called “Oil Baby”,
and then—through impeccable bad decisions—lost everything.

After burning through your fortune, you are shipped to the Muscular Finance Academy to be “fixed.”

Your mission is simple:

Learn how money works (please)

Stop founding luxury brands with 24K-gold lotion caps (PLEASE)

…and if possible, find love (this one’s surprisingly doable)

🌹 What Awaits You (Romance, Reports, and Ridiculous Laughter)


Hilarious finance narrative: learn debt-to-asset ratios while getting emotionally manipulated by handsome men.

Full romance routes: fund manager comfort route, real-estate princeling roasting you, or principal punishing you with abs.
Yes, we went there.

Japanese Voice Acting: Every embarrassing “secret lesson” line is voiced.
No escape, sweetheart.

High-res apron beefcake art:
We really drew three huge men in nothing but pink aprons.
You're welcome. Or sorry. Maybe both.


https://weissgarden.com/
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/61610/Beefcakes__Bonds_The_Ultimate_Love__Ledger/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4013450/Doki_Doki/?curator_clanid=42532812
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4066620/Doki_Doki_School_of_Muscular_Finance__ASMR/

VA:楠木まれ
Coming Soon!!!!!!!(10/28!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkrRypC6iiU

(More discounts)
WeissGarden Offical


https://store.steampowered.com/app/4013450/Doki_Doki/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4066620/Doki_Doki_School_of_Muscular_Finance__ASMR/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_tingPiUnM

Multiple games on sale!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1894100/_/?curator_clanid=36388611

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3015000/18Days_with_Evraco_The_Blind_witch_in_Blue_Forest_ASMR_In_the_Blue_Forest/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3206860/_/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2066230/_/?curator_clanid=36388611

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/43838/ASMR/

Huh? You’re awake already? Then I guess I’ll pretend to be asleep a little longer…😴

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3206860/_/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3949390/Gummy_Bear_Idle_No_Job_Just_Jelly__ASMR/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3949400/Gummy_Bear_Idle_No_Job_Just_Jelly__Morning_Call/

(VA:梅こぶし)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABmyv_TUDw


https://store.steampowered.com/app/4013450/Doki_Doki/

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/51450/_/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3206860/_/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1894100/_/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1948470/_/