Stick It to the Stickman News

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• [p]You are no longer forced to only play Night Shift. Whoops![/p]

[p][/p][p][/p][p]The value of STKMN stocks continue to rise with another live video game program update. The only “tanking” we’re doing involves deploying military forces into cities.[/p][p][/p][h2]CHANGELOG[/h2][hr][/hr][p]Big things:[/p]

• [p]Tanks now spawn in the City Map when your wanted level reaches 5 stars[/p]
• [p]A new archetype! Gather an army of the undead with the Necromancer (Night Shift)[/p]
• [p]Some bosses have been polished and made a little more resilient[/p]

[p]Small things:[/p]

• [p]Blood machine is maybe a bit better[/p]
• [p]Cars can now reverse with tank controls enabled[/p]
• [p]The Handshake move tree no longer effects allies[/p]
• [p]Icons for currencies have been updated[/p]
• [p]Other boring bug fixes[/p]

[hr][/hr][p][/p][p]Until next time, Sticko.[/p][p][/p][p][/p]

[p][/p][p]We are excited to announce that progress has been made towards our company goals, and stock market investment is approaching lunar levels. As a part of our dynamic growth strategy, pictured below, we will now be commencing work on another department... [/p][p][/p][h2]The Level Builder. [/h2][p][/p][p]While it's not ready for deployment just yet, preparations are underway, and our engineers are currently assembling the necessary tools, screws, and motivational posters.[/p][p] [/p][p][/p][p]Our company values creative problem solving, and the Level Builder is the perfect opportunity for you to show your skills. [/p]

• [p]Begin construction on your own towers[/p]
• [p]Create and share your levels through the Steam workshop[/p]
• [p]Equip your co-workers with clothing[/p]
• [p]Import your own third dimensional models[/p]
• [p]Practice your office space Feng shui with customisable floorplans[/p]
• [p]Building your library of creations[/p]

[p]Here is a Graphic Interchange Format clip of our progress.[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]We value each and every employee that has committed themselves to doing the thing. The thing we do here. Continued investment into the company will unlock a glimpse into our glorious past: the story of our great and benevolent Founder…[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]Kind regards,[/p][p]Your Corporate Overlords[/p][p]
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[p]In a bold move to stimulate shareholder happiness and crush the competition, Stick It To The Stickman is now 20% OFF for the first time in company history. [/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][p]This limited-time initiative has been approved by the Board, Finance, Legal, and the office janitor, as well as our Strategic Publishing Synergy Partner, Devolver Digital. [/p][p]Don’t miss your chance to invest at a temporarily devalued rate. Offer valid until the accounting regains control.[/p]

[p]Hello! Last week's patch caused some issues, we did some quick fixes.[/p][p][/p][h2]CHANGES[/h2]

• [p]Boss icons in the payslips in Night Shift fixed[/p]
• [p]Secret character quest now more consistent[/p]
• [p]Some ability name corrections[/p]
• [p]Large executive bosses are now aware of their shoulders[/p]

[p]That is all. Back to work.[/p]