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Due to the rest of the year getting unbelievably, ungodly busy within the past two weeks, everything has been pushed back. Hamlet and Dino Shakes will still come out this year, but Dino Shakes just is not able to launch next month anymore now that so much medical stuff is going on basically every other week back to back.

"Teehee tehee, I'll just make three small hand drawn games to close out 2025".... yeah. LOL.

The Scarecrows rewrite will come out in 2026. There will be no other projects besides this one for next year. We'll talk about that one..... probably next year. We know that 2026 is our 10 Year, but as of now, we don't really have anything set up for a 10 Year launch.

There's just too much going on, fam.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3893070/Girl_Werewolf_Hamlet_Saves_Christmas/?beta=0

Witness the origin story of Girl Werewolf Hamlet! It's the classic story of Hamlet, only this time..... you know, with all the 'saving a holiday' trope jank attached.

Our final game of the year, coming soon straight into your eyeballs via your fine motor skills!

We're still working on the rewrite, but have come up with against a wall. For a variety of reasons, some of us would like a new game entirely, much like Joe Papp 2 is just the rewrite of Joe Papp 1, and some of us think the rewrite should still be a patch.

We are currently debating what the best route is, both financially and creatively.

We will keep you posted.

It is time, children, once more for a summer spring cleaning! For seven more days, get (mostly) all titles at Summer Sale Prices!

Eduardo the Sales Lizard bades this of you.

We just ditched the REGION SAFE bundles that we JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT in order to make a BANNED GAMES BUNDLE!

Now you too can buy video games that would not show up in your country of origin if you lived there!

Also, we made a bundle for all our sequel-DLCs, but that’s less important. It doesn’t come with a cool outlaw name.