Rise of the Triad News

We know that Valentine's Day can be a glorious and happy occasion filled with love and memories - or a lonely and sad day filled with internet porn and regret. ːDː

But worry not! Everyone's favorite HUNT agent is here to shower you with ever lasting love, affection, blood and LUDICROUS GIBS ːGibː

And better yet - thanks to GIjz - she now even has her own game INSIDE ROTT. That's right - Flappy Lorelei (The Flappy Bird Clone you never knew you wanted) is playable NOW inside ROTT thanks to the Ludicrous Steam Workshop ːAnkhː

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=622108609
Have fun kids, try not to dank out on all the memes - and Happy Valentine's Day ːGibː

We know that Valentine's Day can be a glorious and happy occasion filled with love and memories - or a lonely and sad day filled with internet porn and regret. :D:

But worry not! Everyone's favorite HUNT agent is here to shower you with ever lasting love, affection, blood and LUDICROUS GIBS :Gib:

And better yet - thanks to GIjz - she now even has her own game INSIDE ROTT. That's right - Flappy Lorelei (The Flappy Bird Clone you never knew you wanted) is playable NOW inside ROTT thanks to the Ludicrous Steam Workshop :Ankh:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=622108609
Have fun kids, try not to dank out on all the memes - and Happy Valentine's Day :Gib:

Or maybe Deadly Gentlewoman? Deadly Gentledoge? NO MATTER. As long as you're feeling DEADLY - we've got some good news for you today. ːDː

(We would have done this yesterday but Steam was having some... issues)

ANYWAY...

In honor of the fine tradition of LUDICHRISTMAS - we're giving away a free copy of the 2015 version of Andrew Hulshult's version of "Deadly Gentlemen" - originally performed by the Legendary Lee Jackson. For free. Right here. Right now. No really. Click this:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/170462pkmzgm5oi/Deadly%20Gentlemen%202015.rar?dl=0

Like that? Want MORE? Well don't forget that the Rise of the Triad OST is currently 50% OFF so you can get ALL 30 TRACKS in .mp3, .Wav and .FLAC for just $3.49.

Your Pumpkin Spice Latte costs more than that - and there's literally no guitar solos in your latte. None. ːclaughː

http://store.steampowered.com/app/389240/

"But El Oshcuro - I spent all my money on Steam Winter Sale games that I'll never play - I can't afford the ROTT OST!"

Alright fine - I will give a FREE COPY of the Rise of the Triad Soundtrack to ANYONE who beats me and comes in first place during Saturday Night ROTT tonight. But that means you need the LATEST and GREATEST SNR maps downloaded and ready to go:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=320949530
Think you can beat me?! Think you are WORTHY of a free OST?!

Probably not... but this is just an elaborate scheme to get more people to buy copies of the soundtrack anyway... ːsteamfacepalmː

30 tracks. FULLY remastered. COMPLETELY Ludicrous ːAnkhː

The OST is also available on...

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rise-triad-original-game-soundtrack/id1028472361

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Andrew_Hulshult_Lee_Jackson_Bobby_Prince_Rise_of_t?id=Bscaoofjjrmka7chonh44bdkgme

Spotify
https://play.spotify.com/album/7JVKuGMUUCP4YgaqTQRAt8

Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013LC1VY2/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_1e6Yvb1V73SRC

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/238050/

Or maybe Deadly Gentlewoman? Deadly Gentledoge? NO MATTER. As long as you're feeling DEADLY - we've got some good news for you today. :D:

(We would have done this yesterday but Steam was having some... issues)

ANYWAY...

In honor of the fine tradition of LUDICHRISTMAS - we're giving away a free copy of the 2015 version of Andrew Hulshult's version of "Deadly Gentlemen" - originally performed by the Legendary Lee Jackson. For free. Right here. Right now. No really. Click this:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/170462pkmzgm5oi/Deadly%20Gentlemen%202015.rar?dl=0

Like that? Want MORE? Well don't forget that the Rise of the Triad OST is currently 50% OFF so you can get ALL 30 TRACKS in .mp3, .Wav and .FLAC for just $3.49.

Your Pumpkin Spice Latte costs more than that - and there's literally no guitar solos in your latte. None. :claugh:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/389240/

"But El Oshcuro - I spent all my money on Steam Winter Sale games that I'll never play - I can't afford the ROTT OST!"

Alright fine - I will give a FREE COPY of the Rise of the Triad Soundtrack to ANYONE who beats me and comes in first place during Saturday Night ROTT tonight. But that means you need the LATEST and GREATEST SNR maps downloaded and ready to go:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=320949530
Think you can beat me?! Think you are WORTHY of a free OST?!

Probably not... but this is just an elaborate scheme to get more people to buy copies of the soundtrack anyway... ːsteamfacepalmː

30 tracks. FULLY remastered. COMPLETELY Ludicrous :Ankh:

The OST is also available on...

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rise-triad-original-game-soundtrack/id1028472361

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Andrew_Hulshult_Lee_Jackson_Bobby_Prince_Rise_of_t?id=Bscaoofjjrmka7chonh44bdkgme

Spotify
https://play.spotify.com/album/7JVKuGMUUCP4YgaqTQRAt8

Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013LC1VY2/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_1e6Yvb1V73SRC

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/238050/

You thought it was a myth. You thought SOON™ would never come. YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/389240/

SOON™ is NOW and Andrew Hulshult's LUDICROUS Rise of the Triad Soundtrack is finally here! Today on Steam and later this week everywhere else! (iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, etc)

30 tracks. FULLY remastered. COMPLETELY Ludicrous ːAnkhː

Also available on:

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rise-triad-original-game-soundtrack/id1028472361

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Andrew_Hulshult_Lee_Jackson_Bobby_Prince_Rise_of_t?id=Bscaoofjjrmka7chonh44bdkgme

Spotify
https://play.spotify.com/album/7JVKuGMUUCP4YgaqTQRAt8

Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013LC1VY2/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_1e6Yvb1V73SRC

• 1 - Apogee Fanfare - 0:11
  
• 2 - Shards - 3:20
  
• 3 - Goin' Down the Fastway - 2:46
  
• 4 - Run Like Smeg - 2:22
  
• 5 - Suck This - 1:52
  
• 6 - Mistache - 3:28
  
• 7 - Havana Smooth - 3:31
  
• 8 - Workday - 3:13
  
• 9 - Smoke and Mirrors - 3:40
  
• 10 - Taskforce - 4:27
  
• 11 - Loading - 0:50
  
• 12 - Cccool - 3:02
  
• 13 - Howdidido - 0:53
  
• 14 - Rise - 2:48
  
• 15 - Deadly Gentlemen - 2:16
  
• 16 - I Choose the Stairs - 3:53
  
• 17 - Excalibur - 5:24
  
• 18 - Spray - 2:45
  
• 19 - Elevator - 0:16
  
• 20 - Adagio - 2:50
  
• 21 - Kiss Off - 4:03
  
• 22 - M-M-M-Menu - 0:33
  
• 23 -Chant - 4:43
  
• 24 - Funeral for Queen Mary - 3:16
  
• 25 - OWW - 2:30
  
• 26 - Gazz - 1:20
  
• 27 - Watz Next - 3:26
  
• 28 - Where izit - 2:00
  
• 29 - Hellero - 3:45
  
• 30 - This is the End - 3:41
  

Are we going to be putting all of these tracks into the actual game? OH YES WE ARE ːDː

Are we done updating ROTT 2013? OH NO WE'RE NOT ːGibː

Stay SOONed™ ːTriadː

https://youtu.be/XMXuvvj2E0g
http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/