Pest Control 101 w/ the Killbug
[h2]G’day, mate. Hope you’re ready for a fight.[/h2]
Look, I might be the Killbug, but I’m feelin’ charitable today. You’re gonna need some top tips from the master herself if you wanna survive down here.
I’m not gonna just hand it all to ya though. It’s still a bug-eat-bug world, y’know?
[h2]1. Aerial Destruction[/h2]
First up, your gun is gonna do heaps more damage in the air, so don’t waste time hanging out on the ground.
Unfortunately, I lost my wings in a certain exile-related event, (you might’ve heard about it), so double-jumping, knife-jumping and wall-running are my secret weapons. Get some height and rain death from above.
[h2]2. It’s Time to Slam Now[/h2]
There’s one exception to my “get off the ground” rule: you’re allowed to head down there if you’re smashing into it with extreme force. A.K.A, the Ground Slam.
When you’re falling from a decent height, look down and melee when you’re almost at the ground. You’ll smash into the dirt and damage all the creepy crawlies around you.
If you’re feelin’ crazy, you can chain the slams together by jumping, shooting downwards to propel yourself back up, and slamming again. Just rinse and repeat, baby.
I can’t sit around spilling all my trade secrets while there’s still bugs to kill, so this is my final nugget of wisdom.
[h2]3. Centi-peeved[/h2]
I know centipedes are gross, but it’s good to keep them around. They’re like walking health packs! Just make sure you don’t piss them off prematurely; they’ll be all over you like a rash. A disgusting, fast-moving, multi-legged rash.
Alright, I’ve gotta get back to doing what I do best: killin’ some bloody bugs.
Good luck out there, mate.
Cheers,
Your friendly neighbourhood Killbug
Look, I might be the Killbug, but I’m feelin’ charitable today. You’re gonna need some top tips from the master herself if you wanna survive down here.
I’m not gonna just hand it all to ya though. It’s still a bug-eat-bug world, y’know?
[h2]1. Aerial Destruction[/h2]
First up, your gun is gonna do heaps more damage in the air, so don’t waste time hanging out on the ground.
Unfortunately, I lost my wings in a certain exile-related event, (you might’ve heard about it), so double-jumping, knife-jumping and wall-running are my secret weapons. Get some height and rain death from above.
[h2]2. It’s Time to Slam Now[/h2]
There’s one exception to my “get off the ground” rule: you’re allowed to head down there if you’re smashing into it with extreme force. A.K.A, the Ground Slam.
When you’re falling from a decent height, look down and melee when you’re almost at the ground. You’ll smash into the dirt and damage all the creepy crawlies around you.
If you’re feelin’ crazy, you can chain the slams together by jumping, shooting downwards to propel yourself back up, and slamming again. Just rinse and repeat, baby.
I can’t sit around spilling all my trade secrets while there’s still bugs to kill, so this is my final nugget of wisdom.
[h2]3. Centi-peeved[/h2]
I know centipedes are gross, but it’s good to keep them around. They’re like walking health packs! Just make sure you don’t piss them off prematurely; they’ll be all over you like a rash. A disgusting, fast-moving, multi-legged rash.
Alright, I’ve gotta get back to doing what I do best: killin’ some bloody bugs.
Good luck out there, mate.
Cheers,
Your friendly neighbourhood Killbug
