Your Only Move Is HUSTLE News

[h2]warning steam is being weird and freaky and your vote is probably not getting saved if you cast it before dec 21st 10am pt[/h2]

for legal reasons this is a joke and i respectfully ask you to vote for whomever you think is the most deserving of the award (though it is obviously Your Only Move Is HUSTLE). anyway, look at what you freaks did:


the award heist is going smoothly. theyll never know what hit them. but even though everyone banded together to put my crappy scribbles on the lineup, i need you to click on them AGAIN because gaben DOESNT WANT US TO WIN!!!

[h2]voting starts tomorrow (dec 21st) at 10am PT. [/h2]

if you dont cast your vote for Your Only Move Is HUSTLE i am BANNING you to only be able to play as my new character, STUPID COWBOY. could you IMAGINE if starfield lost to STICK FIGURES LOL


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To try him out, select the _unstable beta branch in your steam settings. Progress on this beta cycle can be found in #unstable-updates at https://discord.gg/youronlymoveishustle. There are plenty of other character changes too! Please tell me what you think!



A more thorough character trailer will be shown when Mutant is ready for a full release. for now have fun with this little freak!!!

Listen. You and I both know the deal here. Your Only Move Is HUSTLE is obviously, doubtlessly, the biggest innovation in fighting gameplay the world has seen in years. Slides forth a manila envelope and takes a huge drag off my expensive cigar. What do you say we put all this... dirty business behind us and start again on the right foot, huh? The bemuscled guardian behind me shifts a little and shoots through dark sunglasses a cold look your way. I swivel back around and place both elbows on the table, my chin resting on knuckles between luxurious jewels. Here's the deal. I am going to make you an offer it would be unwise to refuse.

Do it NOW



art by fleig :)

I didn't want to make any more changes before Olympus, but many of the top players (of all characters, including Wiz) have alerted me of a massively overpowered strategy that allows for Wizard to win while taking no risks. This was demonstrated at today's Protocol tournament where 6 of top 8 were Wizards, some of whom weren't normally even Wizard players. These were their suggested changes that should help alleviate the issue. I have chosen these changes because they are relatively minor adjustments and should not substantially impact typical Wizard strategies that aren't stalling.

1.8.20
- Robot bomb crash FIXED I THINK!!!
- Ninja's stored momentum pips now display the stored speed.
- Added option to show extra character information (just speed for now).
- Added ghost indicator to show when the player lands from an aerial state.