Ballionaire News

That's right, we're now released, go get 'em bonks!!

Potential sacrifices Ballionaires, the day is here! Ballionaire is now available on Steam for $12,34, €12,34, £12.34 an amount that is 19% less during the week-long launch discount!

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For native French, German, and Spanish speakers, it seems that the balls are flying fast and have added some visual errors in the localization! These issues won’t affect your gameplay and we’re hard at work to get these languages up to the standard you expect from Ballionaire within the next week or two. Thanks for the patience and happy bonking!

Before you ask if Ballionaire is Verified on Steamdeck... IT IS! You can take all the chaos on the go. Please don't bonk into anything while you're walking and playing.



Join the Discord for the hottest new strategies and to share your high scores with other wannabe-Ballionaires, or check out the Wiki (https://ballionaire.fandom.com/wiki/Ballionaire_Wiki) that is already booming with new community content. If you think you know the best build, share your knowledge with others!



A NOTE ON MODS: It will take a little longer to get our tools working with Steam Workshop, so bare with us as we integrate everything! We should see the first mod integration launch within the week :) We'll update progress HERE.

We also launched a few bundles you’ll be able to see on our store page with the folks over at Luck be a Landlord, one of the main inspirations for Ballionaire, as well as Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers from our friends at Yogscast Games! These are both “complete the set” bundles that will net you 10% off one if you own the other!

Follow us on social @newobject or @rawfury where we’ll be sharing the best of community content!

And don’t forget, I’m always watching….

- The Seeker

There's no perfect time to release a video game, but if I were deciding when to release one, do you know when I'd do it? Alongside the largest blockbusters of the year, at a time when everyone is broke from buying presents, and on the same day as a huge awards show is distracting the industry's media.

Ballionaire apparently shares my thinking. The pachinko-inspired roguelike is launching on December 10th.

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Spawning extra ball types to increase that bank account balance is *chefs kiss* And it’s easier than you might think.

There are many different Spawners available in Ballionaire that will produce extra ball types to pachinko with, yes I used pachinko as a verb. Extra ball types mean extra bonking opportunities and we’re always in favour of that.

Brick is the first spawner that comes to mind. You earn $200 from every bonk but if you can position it in such a way that you can bonk it from below, you’ll spawn a coin ball that can embark on it’s journey to synergize with your other eligible triggers.

Triggers like Campfire and Ice Cubes don’t even need to be initially bonked to spawn. They gain a number of charges by being placed and then just spawn a fire/water ball each drop until the charges run out.



Then there are spawners like Lake that will consume your ball and spawn a water ball in it’s place. So it’s sort of a trade, that depending on your other triggers and your strategy, can work out really well for you.

If you’re not using Spawners you’re not playing Ballionaire (well you are but you’re just making it harder for yourself).

Ballionaire is coming soon to a Steam Store near you, Wishlist NOW!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2667120/Ballionaire/

We’d like to thank all the creators who took part in the first ever Ballionaire Bonk to the Top Tournament. We saw some truly impressive scores and tactics unlike anything we have seen before! It was really awesome to see everyone enjoying the game so much, and competition got fierce with only a measly $5m dollars separating our top two competitors!

Huge congratulations to our winner OLEXA! Watch his stream HERE:



BALLIONAIRE IS LAUNCHING ON STEAM ON 10 DECEMBER!



Ballionaire is coming soon to a Steam Store near you, Wishlist NOW!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2667120/Ballionaire/

Greetings, Aspirant Ballionaire.



We’ve gathered our shady cabal of Ballionaires together to let you know that we’re hungry... FOR GOLD! To pad our coffers, we’re pushing out Ballionaire on December 10th so you may begin to pay us your monetary tributes in earnest! Go forth and bonk, my pretties! All for the low low price of $12,34, €12,34, £12.34 and so on and so forth depending on which country you live in - discounted by 19% for the week after launch!
(***Pay no attention to the shady, cloaked figure. They are trying to tell you that Ballionaire is launching next week, right here on Steam! December 10th in fact!)

Our IT team of crack tech-knowers put together a self-explanatory video to help you make your numbers go up:

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(***We got a little weird with this one)

Next week, go forth and earn... EARN AS NEVER BEFORE!

(***Ballionaire will release with 4 challenging boards, 125+ triggers, and 50+ boons, with more content following on the heels of launch! Share all the fun with us @rawfury or @newobject on X, or join the Discord where the real theorycrafting thrives!)

Signed,
The Seeker