BoneTown News

BALANCE CHANGES:

We know people are going to like this one. We've heard a lot about accidentally losing your outfit when you're just trying to pick up a weapon. Well, no longer. Now, when you steal someone's outfit, your old outfit goes onto the knocked out person, so you can steal it right back if you didn't mean to make the switch.

Someone on the forums suggested being able to change the music, and we thought it was a good idea. So, now on the minimap and in the world, you can find a musical note. When you go to the musical note, you can change the music playing in the world around you.

The final change in this update involves the AI continually running straight into walls, furniture, or anything else in the world. This will happen less. We have added some extra intelligence to the AI so they know feel the way we do, that running into a wall forever like an idiot really ruins the immersive experience.

We hope this helps you guys enjoy the game more, and we have some big things on the horizon to announce. So keep an ear out for more BoneTown news.

Episode One is here! To celebrate, BoneTown is back on sale!

If you already have the game, what do you need to do to get it? Nothing. It might already be downloaded--just check your download page and see. If it's not, try restarting Steam and that should get it.

Once you have it, you'll need to find the new content. Below is a description of where you can start all the new stuff:

[h3]Episode One: MiniDog and WeeWee[/h3]
This mission can be started in two places. The first is in the Havajo Indian Reservation, right outside the Casino. The second place you can start this mission is in Downtown, right outside the movie theater, and right across the street from the La Migra Headquarters.



[h3]Amish Crackhead and the new Crackpipe[/h3]
This can be found in Downtown, right down the street from the movie theater where Episode One can be started. If you go from the movie theater towards Golden Rod Gym (where all the rockers are), you will pass the Catholic Church. Halfway between the Catholic Church and Golden Rod Gym, the Amish Crackhead and his woman can be found hanging out on the sidewalk. They are on the opposite side of the street from the Church and Gym.



[h3]Angelica the Angel[/h3]
This is started in Downtown by jumping on top of the Catholic Church behind the movie theater. Jump onto the crest of the two-sided pitched roof. Then walk to the very edge of this roof, so you're looking out over the water. There should appear a text box telling you to jump to the cloud to start the mission. From there, you jump to the closest cloud you can see, hovering over the street in front of you



We hope you guys enjoy the new content and we hope to have more new stuff for you soon.

We're only two days away from the release of Episode One, and we thought it'd be a good time to give you guys a sneak peak at what to expect.



Episode One sees you crossing streams with BoneTown's drunkest little person, Minidog. At the end of a long night of trouble making at the Havajo Casino, Minidog is in need of a little assistance, and after some ass kicking, he decides it's time to get his bone on. You two head to Downtown and the Sticky Isles Movie Theater, which is a brand new interior space that will now be accessible anytime in downtown.

After getting down to business with Minidog, you run into Sticky Isle's most notorious patron, WeeWee. An avid public jerker, he quickly takes a dislike to you and things escalate from there.



Also included in Episode One is Hezekiah, the Amish Drug Runner for BoneTown with his new and improved crackpipe. Along with Hezekiah, we also have added Angelica, otherwise known as the Angel Girl.



[h2]EPISODE ONE CONTENT[/h2]

• Episode One: Minidog and WeeWee
  
• New Interior Space: Sticky Isles Movie Theater
  
• Two new playable characters: WeeWee and Hezekiah
  
• Two New Girls: Angelica the Angel, Hezekiah's Wife
  
• Two new weapons: Butter Churn and Angel Harp
  
• New Crackpipe that lasts twice as long
  
  
• Price: FREE
  

Spoken about only on the seediest parts of the web, and soon, available free on Steam.

Episode One is coming.

July 27th.

Are you ready?

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If you haven't gotten BoneTown on Steam yet, here's your chance: To celebrate the release of Episode One, we will be running a sale for the entire week after release. Happy boning!

BALANCE CHANGES:

We have added a 1 in 40 chance of characters becoming Wild Card Characters. A Wild Card Character is one whose looks don't match what's going on behind the scenes. What that means is that a girl intended to be a level 10 hot chick, now still looks like a level 10 hot chick, but will actually be a low level, and easier to get with. This goes both ways, though. Now some low level girls, might not be in the mood, and are going to say 'No' to you, even if your balls are big enough. The same goes with the guys, meaning some wimpy looking dudes, might be hiding some whoop-ass.

We have also added a balance to Chapter 10 and the four stages of getting the chicken wing. Now, you will only have to do 4 stages if you are playing on Hard, 3 stage on Medium, and 2 stages on Easy. We hope this makes this mission more enjoyable, and less of a hassle.