BoneTown News

Well, guys. We tried, but Germany seems to think that German adults can’t deal with adult content. After a review process with the USK--Germany’s video game board--they have refused BoneTown a rating, which essentially constitutes a ban, and certainly means we cannot sell on German Steam.

We wish every country allowed adults to make their own decisions when it comes to the video games they play, but there is nothing else we can do. (Except maybe *wink wink* remind you that direct sales on our website do still exist if your country insists on restricting your Steam experience…) We are sorry to all our German fans--we did our best, guys, and we hope this will change for you sometime in the future.

Over the last couple posts we’ve talked about the basics of BoneTown. But if you’re already familiar with the game, you might be wondering: What’s new in BoneTown: the Second Coming Edition?

Obviously, the first thing we focused on was sex. “What does everyone universally want?” we asked ourselves. And the answer was easy: More sex! So that’s what we did.

First, we brought positions previously reserved for the missions into the world. Now seven new positions are available anywhere in the game, including Poonjam’s Kama Sutra and Britney’s Pile Driver.



Next, we brought all of the threesome positions from our other title, BoneCraft, into BoneTown. Now you can have a Sorority girl doing a Chola, or a Debutanute dildoing a crackwhore--it’s up to you.

On top (see what we did there?) of adding new positions, we’ve also changed which positions are available to you while getting down and dirty. When getting your bone on, you will now be able to cycle through all your unlocked positions. Unlocked, you say, but from where? Another thing BoneCraft had that BoneTown didn’t was a sex store. And now, BoneTown has it too. Just visit a Crack Whore, and she’ll give you access.

Finally we over doubled the amount of female voices in the game, giving you more girls to explore and conquer on your quest to become a BoneTown sex god.

We’ll have more soon about all the other stuff we’ve added to the Second Coming Edition, so make sure to put BoneTown on your Wishlist to get all the information leading up to release.

Grab your peyote and your pocket-pussies because BoneTown has a release date! We’re ready to welcome you to the debaucherous streets of our fair town on June 8th, 2021.

Mark your calendar and add BoneTown to your wishlist, because you don’t want to miss out - - if you buy the game the first week, you’ll get in on our release sale!

So keep checking back as we build up to release on June 8th. We have a lot more to tell you about what to expect in The Second Coming Edition.

Over the past few weeks you’ve heard all about the magical land of BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition, from the boning to the drug-fueled fighting moves. Now, in the new trailer, you can see what we’re talking about: when we say the game’s all about fucking, fighting, and getting fucked up, we mean it! (Warning! Needless to say, this trailer is extremely NSFW.) Welcome to BoneTown.



BoneTown veterans, can you spot the differences in the new edition? New players, what are you most excited to see more of?

Be sure to check back next week, when we announce the game’s official release date and the countdown begins. For all the BoneTown news, add the game to your Wishlist!

While it's the boning that put the Bone in BoneTown, it’s the fighting that makes BoneTown so much different from every other sex game out there.

In BoneTown, you fight for everything from settling disputes to getting drugs to finding chicks. Hitting someone with a mannequin leg, a keg, or a flyswatter is as common as throwing an uppercut.



With a two-button / left-right fight system, you feel like you're taking control of the fight with quick jabs or combos that include head-butts and bitch-slaps. You can also pick up weapons all over the world. Whether it's a camera from an Asian tourist or a hippie’s guitar, fight with the craziest weapons ever to settle your disputes on the mean streets of BoneTown.



If you get over-your-head in a fight, the best way out is Powermoves. These drug-fueled super attacks allow you to take on multiple fighters at once and keep the upper hand. After you unlock them through boss battles hidden around the world, master all the Powermoves and become the strongest fighter in BoneTown.


[h2]POWERMOVES[/h2]

Beer Blast – Shake up a beer bottle and smack the top, busting out the bottom in a blast of glass and beer.

Whiskey Flame – Take a swig of whiskey and use your lighter to turn it into liquid death on any enemy.

Kaya Cloud – Take a fat hit and blow it out on your opponent to stun them in a cloud of reefer madness.

Fart Toss – Take advantage of the horrible farts of shrooming and toss them at your enemy to do devastating damage.

Lighting Ass Blast – From the power of the holy Peyote, shoot lighting out of your ass to electrocute all enemies surrounding you.

Fart Blast – Harness the power of the toad and release a fart bomb, flinging yourself backward and out of its blast radius.

Crack Charge – Release the power of the rock and fly forward, doing damage to all who stand in your way.