Laundering Simulator News

[h3]Dear, Moneymakers!💸💥[/h3][p][/p][h3]🎉🥂HAPPY NEW YEAR🥂🎉[/h3][p]Won't be long now until we welcome the NEW YEAR, so we at the Ritual Interactive team would like to THANK YOU for being there for US! Every piece of feedback, every hour spent in the game, and every kind word is seriously a huge motivation to US!❤️[/p][p][/p][p]🥂 THIS YEAR was special indeed owing to our work on Laundering Simulator… Your interest, opinions, and involvement motivate us to continue improving the game and to introduce NEW IDEAS that will bring a new, criminally-entrepreneurial dimension to the gameplay![/p][p][/p][p]⏰ WE PLAN to further develop Laundering Simulator, make more updates, and add new features in the NEW YEAR, which will definitely surprise you in a good way! Information about the new, really big changes with new in-game areas will be here SOON![/p][p][/p][p]✨ MAY the COMING YEAR bring you success, creativity, and lots of fun! Even on the other side of the screen!!![/p][p][/p][h3]🎇Happy New Year and see you soon![/h3][p]~ Ritual Interactive team🎉[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]💭 JOIN The "FAMILY!!!👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🎊"[/p][p][/p][p]💸 BUT IF YOU haven't had a chance to play Laundering Simulator yet, you can now get this "washing machine hit" 20% CHEAPER!⬇️[/p]

[h3]Dear, Moneymakers!🎁💸[/h3][p][/p][h3]🎄🎅Merry Christmas🎅🎄[/h3][p]On the occasion of the upcoming CHRISTMAS holidays, we would like to THANK YOU for your support, laughter, and involvement in our game Laundering Simulator – Clean Cash and Laundry! 🧼💵 Your passion and creativity make this adventure with whimsical laundering come to life!![/p][p][/p][p]⏳ THIS YEAR, you helped Eddie Wiser run the most unusual business — from laundering money (and clothes!) to dealing with eccentric clients and a charming, yet demanding, grandma!😅 Thanks to you, the world of Laundering Simulator became so unique!❤️[/p][p][/p][p]✨ WE WISH YOU a lot of joy this holiday — may your washing machines always spin flawlessly, and your pockets be full of "clean" CASH!!!🎁💸[/p][p][/p][h3]🎅Merry Christmas and see you at the laundromat![/h3][p]~ Ritual Interactive team🎉[/p][p][/p][p]Join The "FAMILY!!!👨‍👩‍👧‍👦⭐"[/p][p]Get the game!🎁🎮[/p]

[h3]How's it going, Moneymakers!🧺💸[/h3][p][/p][h3]🔥WINTER SALE ALERT!❄️🔥[/h3][p]Starting TODAY, Laundering Simulator – Clean Cash and Laundry is 20% CHEAPER⬇️ on Steam! SO IF YOU haven't had a chance to play it yet, you can now get this "washing machine hit" for $10.39 — seriously, even your socks are more expensive now!😄[/p][p][/p][p]✨ THE GAME has received very positive reviews and can really be addictive — especially during long, cold winter evenings when the laundry is waiting and you want something absurd and funny!🤣[/p][p][/p][p][dynamiclink][/dynamiclink][/p][h3]🎁 Don't miss this opportunity![/h3][p]The promotion is only available during the Winter Sale, so if you're looking for a GAME that combines business, laughter, and slightly shady dealings, NOW is the perfect time to add it to your library!😉[/p][p][/p][p][/p][p]Join The "FAMILY!!!👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🧺"[/p][p]Get the game!🎮❄️[/p]

[h3]How's it going, Moneymakers!🧺💸 [/h3][p][/p][p]OUR LADS are getting pruney fingers from soaking🧼 their hands so much in the workings and features of Laundering Simulator but it's been WORTH IT!🚀 Thanks to everyone's efforts and — let's not forget — your priceless feedback💨 Today we're dropping a sizeable update to the game, bringing it to version 28.11.2025.01!🛠️[/p][p][/p][h3]🆕 New Features[/h3]

• [p]Arrow-Key Carpet Cleaning
  You can now operate carpet cleaning machines using the arrow keys — precise, smooth, and extremely satisfying![/p]
• [p]New Outside Easter Egg
  A brand-new secret has appeared outside the laundromat!
  Look around… you might bump into some very familiar faces from your favorite videos 👀🎥[/p]
• [p]New Logos Added
  More stylish logos for your collection — mix, match and flex your laundromat identity! 🎨🧺[/p]
• [p]End-Game Activities
  We added new late-game tasks to keep your machines spinning long after the credits should’ve rolled 😎[/p]
• [p]VRAM Control Setting
  New graphics option letting you regulate GPU VRAM usage for smoother, more stable performance on all rigs 💻⚙️[/p]

[p][/p][h3]🧼 Gameplay Improvements[/h3]

• [p]Better Ticket Machine Queue
  Faster interaction animations & smarter line selection — customers finally know how to stand properly 😇[/p]
• [p]Notification System Upgrade
  Cleaner, sharper and more responsive notifications appearing on the right side of your screen.[/p]
• [p]Video Player Improvements
  The game now plays videos flawlessly without needing any codecs installed. Just click and enjoy![/p]
• [p]General Stability Boost
  Various behind-the-scenes upgrades to keep crashes and freezes out of your laundromat.[/p]

[p][/p][h3]🐞 Bug Fixes[/h3]

• [p]Counterfeiting Machine Issue Fixed
  Items no longer remain after the cops confiscate your illegal money-maker. Bye, ghost bills!👮‍♂️[/p]
• [p]Items Stuck on Activators
  You can no longer place items on machine activators, preventing them from getting stuck forever[/p]
• [p]Wrong In-Game Time on Load
  Saves now load with the correct time of day — time no longer travels sideways⏰✨[/p]

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[p][/p][p]IF YOU HAVE a moment between a load of laundry and absolutely legal operations in the back… 👀 NOMINATE Laundering Simulator in the "Sit Back and Relax" category! 🎉🥇[/p][p]Because, seriously, where else can you relax, run a laundry, make dirty money, and do absolutely NOTHING suspicious in the back? 💸😉[/p][p][/p][p]AND when the washing machine spins out of control faster than your life decisions... customers ask why their shirts smell like freshly printed money… YOU just sit back, relax, and say:🗣️💭[/p][p]"Sir, this is what success smells like…!" 😎🔥[/p][p][/p][p]Laundering Simulator🧺💸 in "Sit Back and Relax" — because there's just nothing more relaxing than a ludicrously lucrative aundromat with your dear nan, your fence buddy, and your friendly neighborhood pepperoni mafia!📢🍕👵[/p][p][/p][p][/p]