Laundering Simulator News

[p][/p][p]IF YOU HAVE a moment between a load of laundry and absolutely legal operations in the back… 👀 NOMINATE Laundering Simulator in the "Sit Back and Relax" category! 🎉🥇[/p][p]Because, seriously, where else can you relax, run a laundry, make dirty money, and do absolutely NOTHING suspicious in the back? 💸😉[/p][p][/p][p]AND when the washing machine spins out of control faster than your life decisions... customers ask why their shirts smell like freshly printed money… YOU just sit back, relax, and say:🗣️💭[/p][p]"Sir, this is what success smells like…!" 😎🔥[/p][p][/p][p]Laundering Simulator🧺💸 in "Sit Back and Relax" — because there's just nothing more relaxing than a ludicrously lucrative aundromat with your dear nan, your fence buddy, and your friendly neighborhood pepperoni mafia!📢🍕👵[/p][p][/p][p][/p]

[p]Dear Diary,[/p][p]It's day nine and honestly? I couldn't be more TICKED OFF. Out of all the people our benevolent authorities have on the force, they had to make HER the beat cop for our neighborhood. Officer Zoe O'Hara… Zoe and I go way back. She's been here a few times, didn't find anything. Is she really looking? Is she hoping to start something between us again? Oh man, my stomach is turning…[/p][p]And what's this I hear about our scrap guy stiffing people on the payout? I seriously gotta straighten him out![/p][p][/p][h3]The weekend’s almost here, but we’re not slowing down!🏃‍♂️💨 We’ve got some fresh new features rolling in… and a few nasty little bugs 🦟 that we’ve squashed!🦟🦟🦟[/h3][p][/p][h3]🆕 New Features & Improvements[/h3]

• [p]🔦 Charlie Highlighted!
  Charlie now gets a nice glow during the cash register sale quest — no more losing him behind machines or customers![/p]
• [p]🏭 Basement Expansion!
  You can now install 3 large machines 💪 and 3 small machines ⚙️ in the basement.
  More machines, more money (and more noise).[/p]
• [p]🎟️ Ticket Machine Upgrade!
  Added one more queue point to the ticket machine for faster service and fewer customer riots.[/p]
• [p]🎚️ Volume Sliders!
  New sound controls! Adjust individual voice volumes for Eddie, Grandma, and NPCs.
  Finally, sweet silence from Grandma 😌[/p]

[h3]🐞 Bug Fixes[/h3]

• [p]🗑️ Money for Trash![/p][p]Fixed a bug where you didn’t earn money for throwing items into the trash.[/p][p]Now even garbage pays off 💵[/p]

[p][/p][p]ENJOY THE UPDATE!📢 Keep the feedback coming — we’re always tuning things up to make rolling in that funny money feel even better. SEE YOU in the next wash!💭🧺✨[/p][p][/p][p]Join The "Family!":[/p][p]Get the game!:[/p]

[p]Dear Diary,[/p][p]It's day six now, everything seems to be going according to plan, the first counterfeits are shipped out the back while the authorities are focused on my little enterprise in the front. This is giving me plenty opportunities to expand my business on both sides.[/p][p]Unfortunately, it's also giving Tony and his goons more than enough excuses to start shaking me down for protection. We'll see how that goes but I'm taking note not to ask him about pizza deliveries. He doesn't respond well to that.[/p][p][/p][h3]IT'S almost our FIRST WEEK together already, Moneymakers! My, how time flies... But what's going on today?🤔🧺❓ [/h3][p][/p][p]Well, first of all, there's the update today that brings fixes and improvements to Laundering Simulator! Patch Notes for Laundering Simulator, version 10.11.2025.02:💸✨[/p][p][/p][h3]🆕 New Features[/h3]

• [p]Scrap Dealer Added:
  A friendly neighborhood scrap dealer now buys your old items for some extra cash. Time to clean out that workshop![/p]

[h3]🧼 Gameplay Improvements[/h3]

• [p]Ironing with Controller:
  Fixed ironing clothes when using a controller — smooth pressing ahead![/p]
• [p]Nana Wiser’s Patience:
  It now takes more of Nana Wiser’s shouting to anger customers. She’s mellowing out... a little.[/p]
• [p]Tony’s Family Fees:
  Increased protection fees demanded by Tony’s Family in later stages — business is booming, and so are the costs.[/p]
• [p]Decorations & Nana’s Demands:
  Fixed incorrect calculations when decorating the back workshop with pictures to lower Nana’s demands.[/p]

[h3]🐞 Bug Fixes[/h3]

• [p]Fixed the bad rating animation sometimes playing even when a customer gave a max positive rating.[/p]
• [p]Fixed "Vanus" logo display issues.[/p]
• [p]Two new logos added for customization.[/p]
• [p]Fixed Nana’s Ball Gag continuing to silence her even after being... “used up.” (You know what you did.)[/p]

[h3]🌎 Localization[/h3]

• [p]Added Brazilian Portuguese support.[/p]
• [p]Added Korean support.[/p]

[p][/p][p]ENJOY! Keep rolling in that feedback, so that we can improve your experience of rolling around in funny money! Stick around with us for more news!📢💭[/p][p][/p][p]Join The "Family!":[/p][p]Get the game!:[/p]

[p]Dear Diary,[/p][p]It's day one in the wild world of *ahem* totally legitimate laundromats and business is… running smooth and clean… Our valued customers are coming to visit in greater and greater numbers and the dirty laundry is piling up higher and higher! Yuck![/p][p]But I'm really excited to plan new things for my business and tell them all about it! Gotta get to work now, those bills won't print themselves![/p][p][/p][h3]Well, Moneymakers, you've survived your first 24 hours. We're impressed!🤑💸💨 [/h3][p][/p][p]But a good manager knows every inch of their operation. So, have you found all the hidden logos and secret rooms yet? Don't post spoilers, just let us know if your inspection was… thorough. I mean, Wet Dreams Laundry is really swell but have you set foot outside? There's a whole world block out there to explore. 🔎[/p][p][/p][p]Tony says your "reports" on Discord and Steam have been invaluable. We're already "fixing" some "problems" you've spotted. And then he asked me if I know what he meant and not to worry about it. 😎[/p][p][/p][h3]📈Also, we want MORE. So we're making plans to put some "oomph" into the laundromat's basement and general operations. This makes room for:[/h3]

• [p]More legal machines (for your… customers)[/p]
• [p]More illegal machines (for your… clients 🤫)[/p]
• [p]A "second-hand" market to sell your old equipment[/p]
• [p]Want to see your favorite "influencer" join the business? We're building a YouTuber/Streamer room! NOMINATE some in the comments below![/p]

[p]But this kind of expansion takes capital. If you want to see this update happen, please support the Laundering Simulator operation![/p][p][/p][p]Join The "Family"!:[/p][p]Get the game!:[/p]

[h3]What’s up, Moneymakers!?🤑💸💨 [/h3][p][/p][p]The LAUNCH of the best simulator of all time has already taken place today! Laundering Simulator!💸Now... JUST AT THIS MOMENT!!!⏰ You can sit back, grab your favorite snacks and play our simulator![/p][p][/p]

• [p]IN THIS GAME you'll be stuffing counterfeit cash around the corner, hitting customers with a mop, paying off a debt to the mafia, beating up a beggar with a stick, or helping a lady who GOT STUCK in a the worst possible place!!![/p]
• [p]Manage the business, serve customers, repair equipment, decorate the premises, order supplies, organize space and handle the laundry's finances![/p]
• [p]Counterfeit items of all kinds, from flip-flops and clothes to documents and cash!!! Mysterious customers with strange "stains" on their shirts, you'd better NOT GUESS what they are from...[/p]

[p][/p][p]IF YOU WANT to share your impressions and thoughts about the game or just have any suggestions... OR MAYBE you are creators and would like to share your materials from the game..🔥[/p][p][/p][p]JOIN US ON OUR DISCORD! There are many channels dedicated to this type of thing!📈🤝[/p][p][/p][p]YOU CAN FIND🔍👀 more interesting facts about the game on our social media accounts! Where can you find us? On TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Discord, and Steam! WE ARE EVERYWHERE MONEYMAKERS!!!🎥🔥📈💸[/p][p][/p][previewyoutube][/previewyoutube][p][/p][p][/p]