Patchman vs. Red Circles News

Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of December to log your score on our leaderboards.



We currently have 14 eligible top slots to claim, at least two of which are *completely* blank! That means no other competition for those slots (Fastest Time, Level 7/8). There are even some boards that have only a single entry or very few entries. So your chances of placing are quite high right now, as compared to say a year from now when the boards will potentially be more clogged up!



A handy list of all the leaderboards, plus more info+rules:
http://www.dontbepatchman.com/leaderboards.php



Concept of the mug design (will be improved+finalized after contest):





Works progresses nicely on Episode Two! We are super excited about it. Here is an early screenshot of Patchman finding the Square Boss:



There will be a lot more info in January. For anyone interested and able to help push my development forward at a faster pace, I've started a Patreon.

HAPPY SHEEPLEDAYS

Merry XMAS to all, and to all be not Patchman!

Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of December to log your score on our leaderboards.



We currently have 14 eligible top slots to claim, at least two of which are *completely* blank! That means no other competition for those slots (Fastest Time, Level 7/8). There are even some boards that have only a single entry or very few entries. So your chances of placing are quite high right now, as compared to say a year from now when the boards will potentially be more clogged up!



A handy list of all the leaderboards, plus more info+rules:
http://www.dontbepatchman.com/leaderboards.php



Concept of the mug design (will be improved+finalized after contest):





Works progresses nicely on Episode Two! We are super excited about it. Here is an early screenshot of Patchman finding the Square Boss:



There will be a lot more info in January. For anyone interested and able to help push my development forward at a faster pace, I've started a Patreon.

HAPPY SHEEPLEDAYS

Merry XMAS to all, and to all be not Patchman!

Japanese, French, Russian, Spanish, and German!



Full menu, story, comic book, and level name translations (basically everything important in the game) have been added to our game. With the help of many friends, who just happen to be fluent in these languages, the game was translated.



One caveat: the store pages and title images were not translated, but everything in the game past the splash screen is! And even the splash screen provides the translation for that art.



These are all the languages supported. If it has a thought bubble that means fully supported, otherwise it's just translated for menus.



LOL!

Japanese, French, Russian, Spanish, and German!



Full menu, story, comic book, and level name translations (basically everything important in the game) have been added to our game. With the help of many friends, who just happen to be fluent in these languages, the game was translated.



One caveat: the store pages and title images were not translated, but everything in the game past the splash screen is! And even the splash screen provides the translation for that art.



These are all the languages supported. If it has a thought bubble that means fully supported, otherwise it's just translated for menus.



LOL!

Launch is a go!!



Don't be Patchman? But you ARE Patchman! So how do you stop being him? We can think of one way...

We've built, played, battered, and finalized the first episode of the game. Twenty Steam Achievements are ready to be collected, we're running a Leaderboard contest, you can start collecting the comic book, and begin figuring out the mystery of why YOU shouldn't be Patchman. Who? Well, come along with us and find out. We have so much to show you... epic plot twists, mind-blowing theme, and all that.

Later, when we add more episodes, this Steam package will contain them for FREE! I must apologize as the budget behind this game is tiny and as such the technical visual quality isn't as amazing as your average game is expected to be these days. But what we lack in tech we made up for in clever gameplay and unique story!

You can enter our leaderboard contest to win a coffee mug just by playing on Steam, but we'll have one more never-done-before contest announced next week. It should be a doozy!

cheers