Crashlands News

Q: What does every game on the planet need?

A: MORE JUICE.

Watch the Juicemancy Trailer!

The Juicemancy patch for Crashlands contains a brand new customization system, called Juicemancy, which allows you to channel FLABAJILLIJOLTS of energy into your equipment to upgrade, change, and reroll stats. Now you can make a legit class out of Flux. You'll just need to make it to the Bawg and hunt down a mysterious energy source first...

We also added WASD and Controller support so you can play the game however you want! But only if how you want to play it is on a controller or with WASD keys. Now you can take all that ːsteamsaltyːːsteamsaltyːːsteamsaltyː you've been hurling our way for not having multiple control schemes and sell it on the vast Salt Market, only to realize years from now that your barony over salt products hasn't filled that burning hole in your heart.

If you're the sort of masochist who enjoys reading patch notes, check here for all the changes.

Also we were named in TIME's Top 10 Games of 2016. To celebrate we're doing nothing because we do what we want.

Stay frosty,
sam

ps - also you can totally stack your stats now and swap out the ones you don't like. OR DON'T, YOU GENERALIST.

Q: What does every game on the planet need?

A: MORE JUICE.

Watch the Juicemancy Trailer!

The Juicemancy patch for Crashlands contains a brand new customization system, called Juicemancy, which allows you to channel FLABAJILLIJOLTS of energy into your equipment to upgrade, change, and reroll stats. Now you can make a legit class out of Flux. You'll just need to make it to the Bawg and hunt down a mysterious energy source first...

We also added WASD and Controller support so you can play the game however you want! But only if how you want to play it is on a controller or with WASD keys. Now you can take all that ːsteamsaltyːːsteamsaltyːːsteamsaltyː you've been hurling our way for not having multiple control schemes and sell it on the vast Salt Market, only to realize years from now that your barony over salt products hasn't filled that burning hole in your heart.

If you're the sort of masochist who enjoys reading patch notes, check here for all the changes.

Also we were named in TIME's Top 10 Games of 2016. To celebrate we're doing nothing because we do what we want.

Stay frosty,
sam

ps - also you can totally stack your stats now and swap out the ones you don't like. OR DON'T, YOU GENERALIST.

Since you're an optimizer of the wallet, I'm going to assume you're ALSO an optimizer of your playtime. And with that in mind, here's a fancy list of things to help you get the most out of your adventure in CRASHLAAAHAAAAANDS!

• Do you miss reading those glorious instruction books from your youth, when games came in REAL, EDIBLE BOXES (we're pretty sure they were edible...)? Check out the Crashlands Manual for some of that delicious, old-timey game-primer flavor.
  
• Need help finding a thing, defeating a boss, or completing a quest, but too High Born to spend the time figuring it out yourself? The peasants on the subreddit have assembled tips, tricks, guides that can sherpa your Lordship to the promised land. Or at least to where that HIDEOUS Baconweed Fairy is.
  
• Lastly, if you like community, friendly people, and talking about games, join the Butterscotch Forums. It's a warm, safe harbor in the bloody seas of the Internet.
  

And if you're on the fence about buying the game, just watch one of our favorite youtubers enjoying the crap out of it. AND THEN GET OFF THAT FENCE WHAT IS THIS A CONTEST FOR MAKING YOUR LEGS FALL ASLEEP?

JEEZ.

Stay frosty,
Samuel

Since you're an optimizer of the wallet, I'm going to assume you're ALSO an optimizer of your playtime. And with that in mind, here's a fancy list of things to help you get the most out of your adventure in CRASHLAAAHAAAAANDS!

• Do you miss reading those glorious instruction books from your youth, when games came in REAL, EDIBLE BOXES (we're pretty sure they were edible...)? Check out the Crashlands Manual for some of that delicious, old-timey game-primer flavor.
  
• Need help finding a thing, defeating a boss, or completing a quest, but too High Born to spend the time figuring it out yourself? The peasants on the subreddit have assembled tips, tricks, guides that can sherpa your Lordship to the promised land. Or at least to where that HIDEOUS Baconweed Fairy is.
  
• Lastly, if you like community, friendly people, and talking about games, join the Butterscotch Forums. It's a warm, safe harbor in the bloody seas of the Internet.
  

And if you're on the fence about buying the game, just watch one of our favorite youtubers enjoying the crap out of it. AND THEN GET OFF THAT FENCE WHAT IS THIS A CONTEST FOR MAKING YOUR LEGS FALL ASLEEP?

JEEZ.

Stay frosty,
Samuel

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