Crush Crush News

Hey Panda Peeps!

We were looking for some way to chase those January blues away, and boy, was it a struggle. But then, suddenly, it hit us! We have access to a magical portal that can transport us to a land of sand, surf, sun, and most importantly, bikini-clad beach babes! So what are we waiting for!?

That’s right, we’ve decided to bring back the tropical Beach Bash event from January 9-15, so mark your calendars and don’t miss it! This is another chance to unlock sassy crab girl Shelly - and to just soak up some of that glorious summer lovin'. Oh, how we miss the sun!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s that very expensive time of the year again! Whether you’re loading up on presents for your friends, buying groceries for family gatherings, or just plain paying the heating bill, it certainly adds up! That’s why we pandas decided to mix things up and do a bit of subtracting, instead!

From December 19th all the way to January 3rd, save 20% on all Diamond Bundles and 10% on all DLC Girl Bundles. We’re also making those Diamonds go farther with 10% off all store girls! And when we say “all”, we mean ALL, because for the duration of this sale, every last one of them - from Amelia to Wendy - will be available in the Store! (Note to self: come out with a waifu whose name starts with Z so that alphabet joke works better…)

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

The Frosty Parallel Event portal is open, and a BEARY friendly face is eager to meet you! Don some fuzzy boots, grab a snow shovel, and get ready to spend some time in the company of a handful of holiday hotties!

Over and above the usual festivities, you’ll be in charge of showing a curious new visitor the best Frostmas experience ever! From December 12 to 17, work at chilly Jobs, try a flurry of Hobbies, and complete all your festive tasks to unlock a bundle of wintery rewards, including the all-new, fully dateable polar sweetheart, Aurora!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Have you got your Snogwarts letter yet? Ehh, don’t worry about it. It’s probably just lost in the mail…

You could always try your hand at stowing away on the Snogwarts Smexpress, but if you’re at all worried about getting tossed out of a moving train, why not complete the Limited Time Event to unlock Headmistress Vellatrix in your game instead? She’s sinister, sensual, spellbinding, and other s-words too! All you have to do is log in every day to collect your Daily Event Tokens, and she’ll be riding her broomstick into your heart in no time!

We love you so hard,

~The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

It’s that time of year again! The nights are getting longer, every store in your local mall is a gladiatorial arena, a certain pop-star has undergone her annual defrosting… and the Frosty Event is back! That’s right: December 12th to the 17th, it’s time to return to a land of snow and sweeties, so mark your advent calendars!

But what’s this? A shapely figure striding toward us through the blizzard… Who could THAT be? A brand new reward character? We can bear-ly wait!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas