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Hey Panda Peeps!

August is HERE and so is the HEAT! The heat of sweet sweet summer sales, that is.

From August 1 to 6, we’re offering 15% off all Diamond bundles. But that’s not all, the Bikini bundle comes as a seasonally-appropriate bonus with your purchase! If you haven’t had the opportunity to ogle the core girls in their beautiful bikinis, jump on this opportunity. You won’t be disappointed!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Are we wearing rose-tinted glasses, or did things just get a heck of a lot more pink around here? Trick question, it’s both! That’s because the returning Valentine’s Parallel Event is now live, which means you get to do a bunch of lovey-dovey stuff for a new(ish) waifu!

We hope you’ve girded your loins for this one, because the returning reward girl is the demoness Desdemona. If you didn’t quite win Her heart the first time, now’s your second chance! You must simply complete the Parallel Event and meet all of Her demands in time in order to unlock Her.

You have from July 29 to August 2. Go! Quick! Go forth and impress Her!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

What do denim skirts, rainbow headbands, and off-the-wall adventures have in common?

They’re all essential to the happiness of a 90’s girl! If you ask Honey, the only thing better is your company. You know, in real life? Face to face? Good thing your opportunity is here. Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens, so once you’ve completed her Phone Fling, Honey will be unlocked!

Now that she’s firmly in the “MILF” category, we bet you’re eager to show her how much spice you can bring to her life. So what are you waiting for? Boogie on down and get your first token today!

We love you SO hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Okay, we know it’s nowhere near Valentine’s Day. But around these parts, we don’t need some lame commercial holiday to tell us we when we should be wooing cute girls! We’ll happily do it all year long, no encouragement required.

On that note, we’re bringing back the ultra romantic Valentine’s Event from July 29 to August 2! This will be your second chance to unlock the dazzling Desdemona, and yes, we know it’s a little scary to approach someone like Her, but trust us, it’s worth it. She’ll make you feel like no one ever has before, that’s for sure!

Mark your calendars, because that swirly portal back to the Land of Love will only be around for a limited time!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Set the stage with wacky theme music. Sprinkle in some zany sound effects. Add in the cheesiest laugh track you’ve ever heard. Are you picking up what we’re putting down, homeslice?

Catch up with Honey, 90’s sitcom gal all grown up, as new messages start rolling in! It looks like she’s found a way to get that tricksy Magic Phone of hers working again, so get excited, dust off those roller skates, and remember to watch for her Limited Time Event - coming soon!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas