But why’s the summer gone?

Hey Panda Peeps!
How come winter feels like it’s 100 years long but summer disappears in the blink of an eye? Is some troll (cough, PAMU, cough) in control of the flow of time and we just don’t know it? If so, can they be bribed to give us just a couple more weeks, like a cosmic snooze button? No?
Fall’s coming, peeps, so whether you’re already missing the beach or dreaming of gourd-flavored lattes, is there any better way to mark the changing of the seasons than a Crush Crush sale?
From August 31st to September 5th, with every Diamond Bundle purchase get 20% Bonus Diamonds and Luna’s Deluxe Wedding Dress free! Who knows, maybe if you marry her she’ll reveal she has a spell that can reverse time. Or speed it up. We don’t know what you’re into! (Other than waifus that is.)
We love you so hard,
~The Pandas