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Hey Panda Peeps!

Prepare yourself.

Are you prepared?

We hope so, because we're gonna say the thing either way: Jelle is back! And you've never seen her like this before, that's for jam sure. By "like this" we of course mean "as an Limited Time Event reward character."

Yep, that's right - for the first time ever, you can get this ooey-gooey yummy-yummy monster girl just by collecting event tokens! Log in daily, boop that button, rinse, repeat, and presto! Jelle will be yours forever.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

It's time for part 2 of Blanche's latest Phone Fling!

This professional healthcare worker has quite the… Imagination, if you’re picking up what we’re putting down. She's got all kinds of ideas about the things she'd like to do with you, for you, and to you, and she’s determined not to let anything get in the way of your fun. Not even the hiccups or that pesky common cold! That’s why it’s SO important to Blanche that you take care of yourself. And then… Maybe she’ll take care of you.

Enjoy this installment of your chat, and keep your eyes peeled (banana-style) for the final part over the next few weeks!

We love you all so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We all know nurses are some of the busiest, hardest working people out there. Nurse Blanche is no exception - she’s always on her feet! Speaking of feet, yours must be pretty tired… Because you’ve been running through her mind aaallll day.

Check your messages for a brand new, slightly less work-related conversation with Blanche! She’s off the clock in this one, which may or may not lead to a more “personal” chat… Scratch that, it’ll DEFINITELY lead to a more personal chat.

This is part one of a longer 3-part Phone Fling with Blanche, so get ready. There’s tons more for you to learn about this hawt nurse!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

You may not be feeling "happy as a clam" these days, what with the end of summer approaching, but guess what? We've got just the "Farewell Summer" sale to cheer you up! Because it may not be barbeque season anymore, but you're still barbe-cute, and you deserve all the joy a beach bonfire, ferris wheel, or concert in the park would bring you.

That's why we're offering 10% off our Diamond bundles AND 10% off our Girl bundles in the Store! That includes all the DLC girls and all the LTE girls - yes, ALL of them. We're bringing everybody back for a limited time!

Not only that but all our plushies, figures, stickers, bookmarks, and dakimakura are on sale 30% off! Check that out in our merch shop.

The sale runs from August 19 to 24, so grab your goodies while it's still hot out! Because summer only lasts a little while, but waifus are forever...

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

You know how there's treasure at the end of every rainbow? Well, we're calling Part 3 of Sofia's latest Phone Fling "the rainbow after the storm", and this rainbow is no different from any other - there's treasure at the end of it! In the form of a picture, of course. A very nice picture that's sure to rock you like a hurricane. And that's saying something, after the gale-force winds and torrential rains she's been telling you all about!

Throughout this perfect storm, Sofia’s had her head in the clouds - daydreaming about you. Now it’s time for the clouds to part and a ray of light to illuminate her fantasies… And yours.

We hope you enjoy the final installment of Sofia’s Phone Fling!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas