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Hey Panda Peeps!

We all know nurses are some of the busiest, hardest working people out there. Nurse Blanche is no exception - she’s always on her feet! Speaking of feet, yours must be pretty tired… Because you’ve been running through her mind aaallll day.

Check your messages for a brand new, slightly less work-related conversation with Blanche! She’s off the clock in this one, which may or may not lead to a more “personal” chat… Scratch that, it’ll DEFINITELY lead to a more personal chat.

This is part one of a longer 3-part Phone Fling with Blanche, so get ready. There’s tons more for you to learn about this hawt nurse!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

You may not be feeling "happy as a clam" these days, what with the end of summer approaching, but guess what? We've got just the "Farewell Summer" sale to cheer you up! Because it may not be barbeque season anymore, but you're still barbe-cute, and you deserve all the joy a beach bonfire, ferris wheel, or concert in the park would bring you.

That's why we're offering 10% off our Diamond bundles AND 10% off our Girl bundles in the Store! That includes all the DLC girls and all the LTE girls - yes, ALL of them. We're bringing everybody back for a limited time!

Not only that but all our plushies, figures, stickers, bookmarks, and dakimakura are on sale 30% off! Check that out in our merch shop.

The sale runs from August 19 to 24, so grab your goodies while it's still hot out! Because summer only lasts a little while, but waifus are forever...

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

You know how there's treasure at the end of every rainbow? Well, we're calling Part 3 of Sofia's latest Phone Fling "the rainbow after the storm", and this rainbow is no different from any other - there's treasure at the end of it! In the form of a picture, of course. A very nice picture that's sure to rock you like a hurricane. And that's saying something, after the gale-force winds and torrential rains she's been telling you all about!

Throughout this perfect storm, Sofia’s had her head in the clouds - daydreaming about you. Now it’s time for the clouds to part and a ray of light to illuminate her fantasies… And yours.

We hope you enjoy the final installment of Sofia’s Phone Fling!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hear ye, hear ye, Panda Peeps!

The lovely Princess Juliet has returned. She waits, as princesses are wont to do, for proof of your worthiness - so collect your event tokens to unlock her! Only then will she descend from the metaphorical tower of the LTE and accept you as her suitor.

She may be a little bit of a royal pain, personality-wise, but it’s not her fault. She’s been spoiled by the monarchy! Surely there’s a good heart buried somewhere beneath all that sass. And we believe that if anyone can find it, it’s you.

By royal decree, you are commanded to enjoy getting to know this waifu!

Love you all so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Sofia's back for the second installment of her 3-part Phone Fling!

Raindrops keep falling on her head, but that doesn't mean her eyes will soon be turning red. Her cheeks might, though, because if you haven't noticed, that girl blushes pretty much anytime “weather” happens. She just really likes it! And hey, there’s a reason they say “if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.” Sofia picked the perfect career for her rain/snow/sleet/hail-loving self.

FYI, the calm before the storm is over, and things are about to start getting intense. So check out Sofia's new messages for crying out cloud!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas