Crush Crush News

Hey Panda Peeps,

The melodrama continues! Or repeats itself, rather, for those who missed it the first time. Yes, our beautiful Rosa is back for another Limited Time Event, and her story is as passionate and theatrical as ever. There are powerful forces standing in the way of your relationship - is your love strong enough to overcome them?

Yes, of course it is! So go - sprint through the pouring rain if you have to! Collect your tokens and unlock Rosa before she vanishes once more.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

It's time for part 2 of Willow's latest Phone Fling! And if you're expecting things to be squeaky clean, rest assured - they won't be. But they also will be. Because when it comes to a maid like Willow, anything related to soaping, scrubbing, and rinsing is a major… Inspiration. Of the carnal sort. It's clean and dirty at the same time!

And hey, maybe she'll even inspire you to do some actual chores? After all, it's the most wonderful time of the year - spring cleaning time! Nothing hotter than a freshly squeegeed window, am I right?

Anyway, check your messages and enjoy your continuing chat with the precious Willow. And look out for the final installment, coming soon!

Love you all so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Are you interested in a good deal? Well, good news! It's time for another sale + goodies!

This time around, enjoy 10% off Diamond bundles in the in-game Store. And if you spend $5 or more, we'll throw some bikinis at ya too! Get your Diamonds and all the core girls' bathing suits for a hawt summer that's totally nawt a bummer. (And just in case you're wondering, core girls = everyone from Cassie through to Sutra. Plus Peanut!)

But wait, that's not all! We've taken 10% off all the LTE and DLC girl bundles, too. And if you’re feeling a little more on the snuggly side, our dakimakura and plushies are ALSO on sale - 30% off in the Sad Panda Store! Woo, that's a lot of options.


This sale runs from June 10 - 15, so make your selections quick! Oh, and don’t forget to wear sunscreen. It’s not related to the sale thing at all, but it is important.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Listen. We know it's not easy being as rich, successful, and good-looking as you are. You've got SO many responsibilities - all those jobs, all those women, that ginormous mansion you live in... Sure, it can be a little hard to keep track of everything, but that's what you have staff for, right?

On that note, you might want to check your messages! Lieutenant Commander Chambermaid Willow wants to remind you of a certain work-related task you must complete. What could it be? Another housekeeping emergency? Something to do with the newly-constructed seventh floor? There's only one way to find out!

This is part 1 of Willow's new 3-part conversation, so keep an eye out for the next installment! Enjoy your chat, and remember…

We love you all so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

You had your say - Renée is here to stay! YAY! We hoped this girl would make the cut someday. We’ll get started right away! Heeheehee, I could do this all day… But I won’t.

Seriously, we can already tell this transformation's gonna give us all the feels. Thinking about those summer trips to the lake, the formative experiences, the forgotten firsts - it's almost too much nostalgia to handle! Tears will be shed and much hot chocolate guzzled as we work to turn your past sweetheart into your future love.

Thank you all so much for voting and helping us pick our next dateable girl! We’re pumped to get started, so you wait here while we frolic on over to the drawing board… Well, you don't have to wait HERE, but you do have to wait. Just for a little while. Check back periodically, and before you know it we'll be announcing the next chapter of your relationship with the lovely Renée!

Love you all so hard!

The Pandas