Crush Crush News

Hey Panda Peeps!

Got a nifty surprise today - more Monster Girls! We’re happy to announce that Bonchovy and Spectrum (a lovely mermaid and centaur combo) are now available in the store for 50 diamonds!

And if you happen to already have the outfits for Bonnibel and Iro from last year, you’ll get these beauties for free! What?!

We’ve been brewing some plans for possible other girls to add to the game (and possibly new ways to unlock them!) but we want to hear back from you guys first. Let us know if you’re digging the new content, or let us know what you’d like to see next.

But for now - continue your Monster Girl quest and Date’em All!

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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Happy Halloween-ish! We’ve got some “monstrous” news for you all today - we’ve started rolling out some special character bundles this week that feature Crush Crush’s take on Monster Girls!

These bundles include two beastly beauties, and cost 50 diamonds each. Each Monster Girl has her own unique dialogue, saucy scenes, and are compatible with our NSFW DLC.

And a special bonus for those who got Elle and Quill’s Monster Girl outfits last year - you get this upgrade for free! Check the bottom of your girl list and start your journey to become a Monster Girl Master.

Check them out, let us know what you think, and don’t forget to log in every day to grab your event tokens. Collect all 12 for the exclusive Halloween Pin-up. It’s a scream!

Hahaha! Puns are funny!
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The Pandas

Well Panda Peeps, it happened. The planets have aligned, the swine have taken flight, and the nether realm has frozen. (Also, Shining Song Starnova jumped into the pool first, so now we’re jumping too!)

It is our pleasure to announce that we’ve finally launched an official 18+ smexy DLC bundle for Crush Crush!

We’re here to drop the deets on you, so buckle up.

Steam has changed its policy on adult content. This is fabulous news, because we just so happen to enjoy making that kind of content. And now we don’t need to sell it under a bridge while wearing a dirty trench coat.

You can now purchase the “Moist and Uncensored” DLC bundle, which gives you an in-game toggle to enable the mode (located in the Settings under the “More” tab). This mode has a few fun effects:

• Changes the “ending” you get for reaching Lover level with all the girls.
• Less “Bikini Pin-up” more “Coitus”.
  
• Adds a bunch of “sexy” outfits to many of the girls, including lingerie and “birthday suit”.
  
• Adds new 18+ dialogue and audio.
  

We’ve set the DLC price to $7 USD, and depending on how well the DLC does we may be able to add a lot more content going forward. (Earnest Hoping Intensifies!)

So if you too find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies, we hope you’ll consider supporting us and picking up the Moist and Uncensored DLC. And in case it wasn’t clear - you must be 18+ to do that!

Thanks everyone! We love you so hard!
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!
We’ve got something random and (we hope) kind of cool to ask you guys about today. Specifically about a Kickstarter that might get a dash of Panda with some support. Here’s the dealio:

Love Esquire is a Dating Sim / RPG / Visual Novel that looks like it could have come right out of a Panda Playbook. It’s shiny and sexy, and the game even features our very own and wonderful Melody Muze, who voiced Elle and human-form Bearverly in Crush Crush!

They just launched a Kickstarter, so we sent them our well wishes and support. Which led to the kind and lovely people over at Yangyang reaching back to us to chat.

To cut to the chase - we mentioned that it might be cool to have a Crush Crush girl cameo in Love Esquire, and the Yangyang folks were all over that idea. So they gave us this link: HERE said if our Panda Peeps come through with $3,000 of support *through that link*, they’d add a Crush Crush cameo to Love Esquire.

Now we want to be super clear: Sad Panda isn’t making Love Esquire. We can’t speak to what the final product will be, or how large the Crush Crush cameo would be. But if this goal is hit, we’ll definitely work closely with Yangyang to ensure Pamu is pure and highly concentrated. Ready to spit fire and inappropriate meta jokes in someone else’s game.

So check out the Love Esquire Kickstarter, search your feelings, and throw some support their way if the moment takes you!

Lots of love, The Pandas

P.S. A short follow-up message from Pamu herself: “Listen up Kick-Dickers, or whatever you’re called! This is win / win! You get to spend money on me, and *I* get to mack on the Love Esquire biatches. So don’t be such a Pamu! Just throw your wallet at the screen, lie back and think of England. Oh! And don’t forget to leave a “Moist” comment in the Love Esquire comment section! #PamuSellsOutAgain!”

Hey Panda Peeps! We’ve got a very special addition today that we’re excited to announce - a new DLC character!

Her name is Darya, and she’s sort of like a huge diamond bonus with a pretty smile!

Here’s how she works: her character is “Diamond” themed. That means whenever you complete her levels, she rewards a TON of diamonds. WAY more than the other girls.

Some of her requirements involve gilding jobs and hobbies, but her level up rewards are worth much more diamonds than she what costs. So by the time you’re finished you’ll have a fully gilded game with a few hundred extra diamonds left over. Basically you spend $15 USD, and get over $40 worth of diamonds and new content. By Grabthar’s Hammer! What a Savings!

For those not interested, Darya's achievements are only added to the game if you purchase the DLC, so no worries if you don't decide to pick it up. You won’t suddenly have a hole in your achievements list.

Darya is fully voiced, comes with all her outfits, and is fully compatible with our 18+ NSFW/Panda Pass DLC.

If Darya is a success, (fingers crossed!) we’ll be in a much better position to consider other content or characters and platforms moving forward.

Thanks for everything. We hope you consider supporting Crush Crush with her DLC, and we really hope you like minerals!
~Sad Panda

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FOLLOW-UP POST:

Hey Panda Peeps!

We’ve gotten a whole bunch of emails relating to Darya - and we’re glad to hear that she already has some hardcore fans!

But we’re also seeing some messages from confused Peeps who are wondering why their Panda Pass DLC isn’t giving them access to Darya. Which is a big oops on our part.

So please let us clarify - the Panda Pass and the Darya DLC are separate things.

The Panda Pass is like a season pass that gives players access to all NSFW content in all Sad Panda games (that have NSFW content). That means one purchase, and you have access to the “saucy” versions of our games.

The Darya DLC is a character bundle featuring a new character for Crush Crush who rewards the players LOTS of diamonds for completing her objectives. She rewards around $45 worth of diamonds for a $15 purchase - but you have to earn those diamonds!

So the confusion is around whether the Panda Pass is supposed to grant access to Darya - which we didn’t mean to imply. Darya is her own separate purchase.

We may have created some confusion when we said that the Panda Pass will unlock Darya’s NSFW content. She has saucy scenes that you can unlock with the Panda Pass - but we didn’t mean to confuse anyone and suggest that Darya’s whole character was unlocked by it.

We’re reviewing the wording we’ve used to try and clear this up. And we’re REALLY sorry if this news is disappointing to some fans. We hope you’ll still continue supporting Crush Crush and other Panda projects.

Let us know if you have any questions or concerns.

Much love,
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The Pandas