Crush Crush News

Hey Panda Peeps!

Black Friday is here, which means there are numerous products and brands on the prowl, looking to scoop up all your cold, hard cash. Zoinks!
Well, that’s not how we do things around here. Here at Sad Panda we want to SAVE you money. So to do that, we’re having a sale! YOU’RE WELCOME!

Here’s what going on for our Black Friday sale!

-20% off all Diamond bundles. Use that extra cash to buy yourself something nice. You earned it!
-Our gal Darya is also on sale! We weren’t going to, but then the Ghost of Christmas Passed-Out appeared to us and softened our hearts.

Also, just in time for the holidays, we’ve got some new Bundles to tantalize you with!

-We’ve got a new Monster Girl bundle featuring Bonchovy and Spectrum!
-The Time Lord bundle is here! Filled with big budget sci-fi time manipulation powers at a low-budget sci-fi price.

By the way - players who earned Bonchovy and Spectrum’s outfits last year will find them unlocked for free when they launch. Whoa my!
How’s THAT for a happy Black Friday sale?! Let us know your thoughts, and any cools ideas on what you might want to see in future bundles.

Love you all so hard!
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Got a nifty surprise today - more Monster Girls! We’re happy to announce that Bonchovy and Spectrum (a lovely mermaid and centaur combo) are now available in the store for 50 diamonds!

And if you happen to already have the outfits for Bonnibel and Iro from last year, you’ll get these beauties for free! What?!

We’ve been brewing some plans for possible other girls to add to the game (and possibly new ways to unlock them!) but we want to hear back from you guys first. Let us know if you’re digging the new content, or let us know what you’d like to see next.

But for now - continue your Monster Girl quest and Date’em All!

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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Happy Halloween-ish! We’ve got some “monstrous” news for you all today - we’ve started rolling out some special character bundles this week that feature Crush Crush’s take on Monster Girls!

These bundles include two beastly beauties, and cost 50 diamonds each. Each Monster Girl has her own unique dialogue, saucy scenes, and are compatible with our NSFW DLC.

And a special bonus for those who got Elle and Quill’s Monster Girl outfits last year - you get this upgrade for free! Check the bottom of your girl list and start your journey to become a Monster Girl Master.

Check them out, let us know what you think, and don’t forget to log in every day to grab your event tokens. Collect all 12 for the exclusive Halloween Pin-up. It’s a scream!

Hahaha! Puns are funny!
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The Pandas

Well Panda Peeps, it happened. The planets have aligned, the swine have taken flight, and the nether realm has frozen. (Also, Shining Song Starnova jumped into the pool first, so now we’re jumping too!)

It is our pleasure to announce that we’ve finally launched an official 18+ smexy DLC bundle for Crush Crush!

We’re here to drop the deets on you, so buckle up.

Steam has changed its policy on adult content. This is fabulous news, because we just so happen to enjoy making that kind of content. And now we don’t need to sell it under a bridge while wearing a dirty trench coat.

You can now purchase the “Moist and Uncensored” DLC bundle, which gives you an in-game toggle to enable the mode (located in the Settings under the “More” tab). This mode has a few fun effects:

• Changes the “ending” you get for reaching Lover level with all the girls.
• Less “Bikini Pin-up” more “Coitus”.
  
• Adds a bunch of “sexy” outfits to many of the girls, including lingerie and “birthday suit”.
  
• Adds new 18+ dialogue and audio.
  

We’ve set the DLC price to $7 USD, and depending on how well the DLC does we may be able to add a lot more content going forward. (Earnest Hoping Intensifies!)

So if you too find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies, we hope you’ll consider supporting us and picking up the Moist and Uncensored DLC. And in case it wasn’t clear - you must be 18+ to do that!

Thanks everyone! We love you so hard!
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!
We’ve got something random and (we hope) kind of cool to ask you guys about today. Specifically about a Kickstarter that might get a dash of Panda with some support. Here’s the dealio:

Love Esquire is a Dating Sim / RPG / Visual Novel that looks like it could have come right out of a Panda Playbook. It’s shiny and sexy, and the game even features our very own and wonderful Melody Muze, who voiced Elle and human-form Bearverly in Crush Crush!

They just launched a Kickstarter, so we sent them our well wishes and support. Which led to the kind and lovely people over at Yangyang reaching back to us to chat.

To cut to the chase - we mentioned that it might be cool to have a Crush Crush girl cameo in Love Esquire, and the Yangyang folks were all over that idea. So they gave us this link: HERE said if our Panda Peeps come through with $3,000 of support *through that link*, they’d add a Crush Crush cameo to Love Esquire.

Now we want to be super clear: Sad Panda isn’t making Love Esquire. We can’t speak to what the final product will be, or how large the Crush Crush cameo would be. But if this goal is hit, we’ll definitely work closely with Yangyang to ensure Pamu is pure and highly concentrated. Ready to spit fire and inappropriate meta jokes in someone else’s game.

So check out the Love Esquire Kickstarter, search your feelings, and throw some support their way if the moment takes you!

Lots of love, The Pandas

P.S. A short follow-up message from Pamu herself: “Listen up Kick-Dickers, or whatever you’re called! This is win / win! You get to spend money on me, and *I* get to mack on the Love Esquire biatches. So don’t be such a Pamu! Just throw your wallet at the screen, lie back and think of England. Oh! And don’t forget to leave a “Moist” comment in the Love Esquire comment section! #PamuSellsOutAgain!”