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Hey Panda Peeps!

Has this ever happened to you? Call now! But wait, there’s more! This offer is not available in stores! Operators are standing by!

Sorry about that - we were just practicing our infomercial impression. We thought it might help with setting the mood for our FLASH SALE! That’s right, we said FLASH SALE! For 1 day only, all Diamond Bundles are 30% off! It’s the perfect opportunity to treat your favorite waifu (or two) to some bling!

Oh yeah, this would probably be the perfect time to say “Act now”, huh? Or we could just stick with a classic and say…

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Guess what? Our adorable rice cooking robot is back! If you haven’t had the chance to unlock Odango yet, you might want to get on that. Come on, you know you want to date a rice cooker! Not only will you have an infinite supply of delicious rice, you’ll also be inundated with fun rice facts! Plus, you’re going to love Odango’s sleek, modern design. It'll make your kitchen look super cool, we promise.

If you’re interested in welcoming this fabulous and functional girl into your life, all you have to do is collect your Daily Tokens during the Limited Time Event! We promise you won’t regret it. The rice is just that nice!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Cast off your sorrows! Forget all feelings of shivering and cold! The returning Beach Bash event begins now, and so does your chance to unlock the spiciest of all the beach babes, Shelly! In her world, the sun is always shining, the sand is always hot, and the sass is always real. Seriously, you’ll be sweating in no time!

You have from January 9-15 to complete the event, and remember, completing the event is the only way to unlock Shelly! So get that swimming costume on, maybe get some sunscreen ready, and get clicking!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We were looking for some way to chase those January blues away, and boy, was it a struggle. But then, suddenly, it hit us! We have access to a magical portal that can transport us to a land of sand, surf, sun, and most importantly, bikini-clad beach babes! So what are we waiting for!?

That’s right, we’ve decided to bring back the tropical Beach Bash event from January 9-15, so mark your calendars and don’t miss it! This is another chance to unlock sassy crab girl Shelly - and to just soak up some of that glorious summer lovin'. Oh, how we miss the sun!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s that very expensive time of the year again! Whether you’re loading up on presents for your friends, buying groceries for family gatherings, or just plain paying the heating bill, it certainly adds up! That’s why we pandas decided to mix things up and do a bit of subtracting, instead!

From December 19th all the way to January 3rd, save 20% on all Diamond Bundles and 10% on all DLC Girl Bundles. We’re also making those Diamonds go farther with 10% off all store girls! And when we say “all”, we mean ALL, because for the duration of this sale, every last one of them - from Amelia to Wendy - will be available in the Store! (Note to self: come out with a waifu whose name starts with Z so that alphabet joke works better…)

We love you so hard,

The Pandas