Crush Crush News

Hey Panda Peeps!

We’ve got a very special new addition to the cast today. If you’re the type that likes princesses (and, come on, we all do), then don’t miss your chance to unlock the fair Princess Juliet.

But be forewarned - Juliet is not for the faint of heart. Fools and plebs will find her manner most severe. But if you can prove yourself, WELL… Let’s just say she’s sure to become your Queen of Hearts.

Get to the Event screen, and get those tokens rolling. Don’t find out too late that your princess is in another castle.

Love you all so hard!
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

So you may have noticed on the news that there’s some stuff going on in the “real world” that’s kind of concerning. So much so, that maybe you’re staying home now and generally getting your “social fix” from our lovely waifus.

Well, to help ease your heart during this troubling time, we’ve got a very special Phone Fling for you today from Doctor Fumi. It’s a little shorter than your usual Phone Flings, but she’s got a positive message and some helpful tips for this challenging time. Give her a chat!

And just so we’re MEGA clear on this - Doctor Fumi is not what you would call a “real doctor”. Please take this Phone Fling as the entertainment that it’s intended as. It does not constitute actual medical advice.

So that being said - enjoy! And stay healthy and happy. We hope Doctor Fumi will bring you a smile.

Love you all so hard!
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

So, it’s a bit intense out there. If you’re in a similar boat as the Sad Panda Team, there’s probably a whole lotta reasons for you to stay inside right now and play video games. We got you fam. We’re here.

As such, we’ve decided to run a special little sale / give a free gift to encourage everyone to spend some time with their favorite (and potentially NEW favorite) waifus. Thus we are announcing the Sad Pandaemic Sale!

Here’s the deets:

• ALL of our rare limited-time only girls are available in the store. That’s 11 girls - Odango, Shibuki, Sirina, Vellatrix, Roxxy, Tessa, Claudia, and the Monster Girls!
  
• All of the LTE & Monster Girl Bundles are 40% off
  
• We’ve added a special 20 diamond gift to the store. Just a little something from us.
  

When it’s slightly too intense IRL, that’s the best time to snuggle up with a waifu and get some digital R&R. We want everyone, everywhere, to stay healthy and safe during this really sucky time.

Take care. Love you all so hard!
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

We’ve got two really cool surprises for you today! And they’re not at all alike. Variety!

The first is - CHARLOTTE SALE! Friday the 13th is here, and what better way to show your enthusiasm for doom and despair but with our own mistress of the macabre - Charlotte! This rare dreary dear is only available for a few days in the store, so don’t miss your chance to unlock her. (Though eternal loneliness might sound nice to her, don’t leave her hanging!)

The second surprise is… we’ve got a VERY special Phone Fling for you today. Those of you who have unlocked Renée’s first Phone Fling know how special a girl she is. Well today she’d like to talk some more, but this time she’d rather chat… over the phone.

We’re trying out something new. Renée’s next Phone Fling is fully voiced, and we’d love to hear what you think about it. Give it a listen and let us know if it tickles your fancy.

Alright - have fun! The Charlotte sale ends on Monday the 16th - so get on that!

Love you all so hard!
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Got a special surprise for you guys today! A new Phone Fling that’s sure to give you some “spirit animal” vibes. (And also other special feelings.)

Her name is Amelia, and she’s an “Animal Pal” who takes care of a certain adorable (and endangered!) species.

You know how sometimes you just want to kick back and chat with someone who’s warm, affectionate and good with animals? Well, you’re welcome.

We hope you enjoy, and as always let us know what you think.

Love you all so hard!

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The Pandas