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Hey Panda Peeps!

Just a quick post to see how you’re all doing. Feeling good? Healthy? “Capable”?

Well, an important part of any balanced breakfast (and lifestyle) is proper nutrition, exercise, and… intimate function.

If you have any questions on that last part - look no further than the latest and greatest Phone Fling, who just launched today.

Say hello to Blanche - by far our most requested “professional” career gal. She’s a nurse, and she’s got important health info that you need to read.

Just a slight warning - Blanche keeps it real. And pretty… scientific. Frank descriptions and all that.

So steel thyself and answer that call. It’ll be educational. And fun.

Let us know what you think - have a great life!

Love you all so hard!

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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Got a funk-tastic heads up for you all today! There's a new gal to unlock in the Limited Time Event starting today, and she wants you to show her your moves!

Roxxy is the yoga-loving, dance diva you've been dreaming of. And she's got enough glitter, glow sticks and hips for the whole class.

Start collecting those tokens, and don't miss out! Or, if you're the type to smash their problems with impatience and money, you can unlock her right away for some diamonds. It's up to you - the power is yours.

Best of luck, have fun, and don't lose your rhythm!

Love you so hard,
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Do you have an empty feeling inside? No, not loneliness. I’m talking about hunger! (Although, if it’s loneliness, this might help a bit too!)

When you log in today, you might notice a new text message. And (spoiler warning) it’s from your favorite foodie fetishist - Wendy!

Girl needs some lovin', and maybe some poutine? You’ll figure it out.

We’ve heard from a TON of you that you would be happy to hear back from your favorite Phone Fling baes, and this is the first experiment in that direction. Are you happy to hear more from Wendy? Who else might you be interested in continuing the story with?

Let us know what you think, and we hope you enjoy the new fling. And don’t worry about picking up the tab - dinner's on Wendy. (HA!)

Love you all so hard!

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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

So you remember that time we put up the poll, and asked you who you would like to upgrade from a Phone Fling to fully date-able character?

On a related note - you might notice that there's a new Phone Fling today! Only it's not "new" new. A certain someone has been thinking about you.

(Assuming you've done a Phone Fling or two. If none of this sounds familiar, just hold onto your horses, flirt with some girls, and everything will make sense soon!)

So, if you're up for this worthy task, Peanut could use some help coming out of her shell…

Love you all so hard!
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The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

BOO! Did we surprise you? Well I hope so, because we got a super short spooky sale with deals so good they’re scary!

Select bundles are 20% off. That includes all the Monster Girls, Darya the Diamond diva, Time Lord, and Catara!

And best of all, until the stroke of midnight, we’ve got a surprise from the Vixen Vault - Charlotte, the Macabre Mistress herself, is also available! Just in time for Halloween!

After this, Charlotte will be going BACK into the Vixen Vault… and the Monster Girls will be joining her!

Are you horrified??! Well, this is your chance to get more treats than tricks and scoop up these busty bundles.

Happy Halloween! (Evil laugh).

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The Pandas