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Greetings, Panda Peeps!

Space: another frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Uncrushable. Its mission? To explore strange new planets, seek out new smexy waifus, and to boldly (and flirtily) go where no Panda has gone before!

We’re launching a brand new Parallel Event, and in case you haven’t caught on by now, it’s going to be a good old-fashioned sci-fi romp through OUTER SPACE!

You know the drill - this event will feature an array of cosmic jobs and techno hobbies, plus a whole crew of space babes for you to woo! You’ll have from March 27th to 31st (Earth time) to complete it, which includes unlocking a badass new alien love for your Main Game. All we’ll say for now is that she is truly out of this world, and you’ll probably want to surrender, like, immediately.

Now, repeat after us: “Computer, set a reminder for the Outer Space Event on March 27th!”

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

March is here, and so is its madness. What madness, you say? The MEGA SALE kind of madness!

From March 13 to 18, we have an absolute wheelbarrow full of sales for you to take advantage of! Diamonds, DLC girls, and Phone Fling girls are all 10% off. For this MEGA SALE, we’re also bringing back EVERY SINGLE ONE of the LTE girls at 10% off! This is your chance to stock up on your favorite characters and save big. Otherwise, top up your Diamond stash so you can spoil your favorites with lavish Gifts, Dates, and Outfits!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

“Snow” of hands: who here likes a blizzard in March? No one? What if we told you that instead of frosty WEATHER it was actually the return of the Frosty EVENT, and it came with another chance to unlock sweet, charming reindeer girl Yuki?

Yeah, that’s more like it!

Well get those clicking fingers warmed up, because the Frosty Event starts right now, and you only have until March 11th to complete all the goals on your chilly checklist and invite Yuki in from the cold! Spring can wait that long, right?

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

The seasons are turning, but don’t you worry. In your game, the snow’s not going anywhere! At least not from March 6 to 11 it’s not. The Parallel Event Portal is opening, and judging by the ice crystals and soft sound of carols coming from it, it must be leading you to Frostmas celebrations!

Mark your calendars and set an alarm because the returning reward girl won’t let snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stay her from the swift completion of her rounds. Work at icy jobs, take up chilly hobbies, and complete all the tasks in time to unlock the cutest reindeer around - Yuki!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Get those fingers of yours all warmed up to click “buy” because, for 24 hours, Diamonds are 15% off! For one day only, you can top up on that sweet, sweet premium currency for a discount. If bright and shiny things aren’t enough to grab your attention, we have something else that might tickle your fancy. Curious? Good!

Charlotte, the creepy cutie, is on sale for 50% off! Don’t miss this opportunity to add her to your game. She comes with the exclusive job of Grave Digger, so you can fully embrace the spooky lifestyle and, ultimately, win her black heart.

We love you so hard,

The Pandas