while True: learn() News

Hi everyone!

Sorry for the long silence: our little team was kinda busy with our next big game (see below!), but we're still commited to bringing more cats to good ol' while True: learn(). This week we have a sea cat for you! But it's also a bird cat in a way. How's that even possible? Enter this promo code in your game and see for yourself:

[h3]BIRD[/h3]

Let us know if you like it! And you can still vote for the next Cat of the Week or even suggest your own!


[h2]Meanwhile on Mars...[/h2]

KOTOVOD's best minds are preparing for Early Access Launch of Learning Factory which is just weeks away - stay tuned for official announcement!

In the meantime, you can help, too! Please welcome our one and only

[h3]Cat Naming Contest![/h3]
The next update will bring a variety of cat scientists to work at Learning Factory's Science Labs. At the moment, Dr. Katz is working all alone, but company is on the way! Who are these cats? Where do the come from? What are their qualifications?

Well, you tell us! Here's how:

- Head to our Discord Server
- Drop a suggestion for a bio for a cat to the chat! Each cat has a Name, an Origin, Education and Previous Position(s). See Dr. Katz's bio as an example:



And that's about it! Number of entries is not limited. We'll add best ideas to the game and their authors' names will be gloriously written into game credits!

Check out Learning Factory free Alpha before it's too late (we'll shut it down some time before Early Access):

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/

Hey! Is it Winter sale already? It seems like Autumn sale was only yesterday... Ah well, time flies (and in case of year 2020, it could fly even faster, we don't mind)!

Anyway, you know why it's the best time to buy while True: learn() now? Because we'll raise up the game's price in 2021! If the game's still on your wishlist, don't leave it hanging! And if you're looking for a (well thought through) last minute gift for any of your friends on Steam, why not gift them a marvelous game about cats and machine learning?

Whatever you pick for this glorious sale, we wish you have plenty of time to kick back and enjoy some games these days! We have all deserved it. Happy Holidays, everyone!



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This week KOTOVOD workers are celebrating the introduction of a new, improved version of Linear Regression machine - Polynomial Regression is reporting for duty to predict optimal prices for the best cat goods even better!

This phenomenal piece of news attracted fancy-looking cats to the Factory's stores. Unfortunately, the coolness levels of these cats, combined, caused distortions in the field of visibility, effectively rendering their fancy hats, canes and monocles invisible to human's eye. But our technicians are already working on ways to fixing this unfortunate physical effect. Please stay tuned for further updates!

Check out our machine learning models, improved and updated to serve the feline race in Learning Factory free Alpha:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/

2020 is almost over, hope you're holding up?

Us, we're moving to another office this week, so things are kinda busy... We did, however, have time to add a brand new cat outfit to the game, as per you have voted in our Cat of the Week community cat generating initiative. This time, it's big, and we mean BIG. Enter this promo code in the game's menu and see for yourself:

[h3]BIG_CAT[/h3]

And don't hesitate to vote for another Cat of the Week by clicking the link above! More cat outfits to the god of cat outfits!

Some photos for the history: farewell, old office! We're gonna miss you, but not too much: the new office actually has functional plumbing!








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The way of KOTOVOD engineer is a pioneer's way... Alas, sometimes this path has obstacles on it, and one can't follow it without tripping over them once in a while.

But what lies in the end makes it all worthwile! This week, for example, KOTOVOD workers are celebrating the introduction of a new, improved version of Linear Regression machine - Polynomial Regression is reporting for duty to predict optimal prices for the best cat goods even better!

This phenomenal piece of news attracted fancy-looking cats to the Factory's stores. Unfortunately, the coolness levels of these cats, combined, caused distortions in the field of visibility, effectively rendering their fancy hats, canes and monocles invisible to human's eye. But our technicians are already working on ways to fixing this unfortunate physical effect. Please stay tuned for further updates!

Check out our machine learning models, improved and updated to serve the feline race in Learning Factory free Alpha:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/

This week, everyone's talking about the release of a certain sci-fi game about neon samurais or something. In a completely unrelated way, this week's 'Cat of the Week' unlockable cat skin is also samurai-related. Please unlock it using the following promo code in the main menu:

[h3]GHOST[/h3]

Another completely unrelated thing is this wallpaper that we wanted to share with you. It's about certain sci-fi game, which you definitely are familiar with... The one that we'll talk about below. Please don't hesitate to vote for next cat outfits to appear in the game in this form. See you next week with a next cat!


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Not all heroes wear capes. Come to think of it, not all of them wear clothes at all. Our robots usually wear no clothes (doing it with pride, too), but their part in building a better future for cats and humans is a very important one! It is our Cat Store Brobot Sales Managers, our Data Storages and Linear Regression machines that make KOTOVOD tick and collect and process data to fuel our very improtant research. And this week, their firmware has gone through a major update to ensure top notch performance on their never-ending duty!

Check out our machine learning models, improved and updated to serve the feline race in Learning Factory free Alpha:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/

A couple of weeks ago we've suggested you vote in this form for next cat outfits in while True: learn(). Here's this week's cat code:

[h3]ALSO_GHOST[/h3]

With almost 23% of voters by his side, this cat outfit was long needed in the game! After all, cats are known to be... stealthy!

As you know, you're free to suggest your own cat costume idea: we're including the ones we like into the main list. Some of you, however, have submitted ideas for costumes that are actually already in the game: CATBUS and CRUMP are already in the game, check them out if you dare!

See you next week, with a next cat! Don't forget to vote if you haven't done it yet ;)


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KOTOVOD Learning Factory continues to grow while ensuring satisfaction of all cats entering its gates! This week introduces a series of discounts and special offers, available to all Cat Store operators for activation! To make sure that the Stores sustain the lavine of new customers, Cat Gates have also been upgraded for swift and comfortable warping between planets.

All innovations are set to be launched on this Friday! Join Learning Factory free Alpha to build your own automated factory for cats:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/