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Machine learning specialists often spend countless hours in a dark room, working on awesome projects and changing the world. Although it might sound boring (which it is not!), that doesn't mean you can't do it in style!

So why don't head to Steam Points shop and get yourself some while True: learn() awesome sauce? We've got stuff:


[h3]Friendly avatars![/h3]


[h3]Trippy profile backgrounds![/h3]


[h3]Stickers![/h3]


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[h3]And more![/h3]

The coolest thing is: you probably don't even have to pay for that stuff, as Steam points are naturally provided to you when you're shopping for games! And if you're out of points, simply check back after any sale to find that your account is full with them juicy points!

So don't let us keep you waiting: get fancy right now, while True: learn() style!


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KOTOVOD's administration officially announced, that Learning Factory is going to Early Access on February 18!

That's right, folks! We're going big, very soon. Brace yourselves and prepare your engineering tools, because cats won't make themselves the happiest beings in the Galaxy (that's what you are for!)

During the next 2.5 weeks, we'll share some more teasers about what's expecting you. But for now, please feel free to run another couple of training sessions, because the free Alhpa will be shut down on February the 4th! If you haven't played it yet (due to some unbelievable reasons, because really, why haven't you!?), than you still have a chance to take a taste of what's expecting you on February 18:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/

See you in the future! Glory to KOTOVOD!

Hi everyone!

Sorry for the long silence: our little team was kinda busy with our next big game (see below!), but we're still commited to bringing more cats to good ol' while True: learn(). This week we have a sea cat for you! But it's also a bird cat in a way. How's that even possible? Enter this promo code in your game and see for yourself:

[h3]BIRD[/h3]

Let us know if you like it! And you can still vote for the next Cat of the Week or even suggest your own!


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KOTOVOD's best minds are preparing for Early Access Launch of Learning Factory which is just weeks away - stay tuned for official announcement!

In the meantime, you can help, too! Please welcome our one and only

[h3]Cat Naming Contest![/h3]
The next update will bring a variety of cat scientists to work at Learning Factory's Science Labs. At the moment, Dr. Katz is working all alone, but company is on the way! Who are these cats? Where do the come from? What are their qualifications?

Well, you tell us! Here's how:

- Head to our Discord Server
- Drop a suggestion for a bio for a cat to the chat! Each cat has a Name, an Origin, Education and Previous Position(s). See Dr. Katz's bio as an example:



And that's about it! Number of entries is not limited. We'll add best ideas to the game and their authors' names will be gloriously written into game credits!

Check out Learning Factory free Alpha before it's too late (we'll shut it down some time before Early Access):

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/

Hey! Is it Winter sale already? It seems like Autumn sale was only yesterday... Ah well, time flies (and in case of year 2020, it could fly even faster, we don't mind)!

Anyway, you know why it's the best time to buy while True: learn() now? Because we'll raise up the game's price in 2021! If the game's still on your wishlist, don't leave it hanging! And if you're looking for a (well thought through) last minute gift for any of your friends on Steam, why not gift them a marvelous game about cats and machine learning?

Whatever you pick for this glorious sale, we wish you have plenty of time to kick back and enjoy some games these days! We have all deserved it. Happy Holidays, everyone!



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This week KOTOVOD workers are celebrating the introduction of a new, improved version of Linear Regression machine - Polynomial Regression is reporting for duty to predict optimal prices for the best cat goods even better!

This phenomenal piece of news attracted fancy-looking cats to the Factory's stores. Unfortunately, the coolness levels of these cats, combined, caused distortions in the field of visibility, effectively rendering their fancy hats, canes and monocles invisible to human's eye. But our technicians are already working on ways to fixing this unfortunate physical effect. Please stay tuned for further updates!

Check out our machine learning models, improved and updated to serve the feline race in Learning Factory free Alpha:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/

2020 is almost over, hope you're holding up?

Us, we're moving to another office this week, so things are kinda busy... We did, however, have time to add a brand new cat outfit to the game, as per you have voted in our Cat of the Week community cat generating initiative. This time, it's big, and we mean BIG. Enter this promo code in the game's menu and see for yourself:

[h3]BIG_CAT[/h3]

And don't hesitate to vote for another Cat of the Week by clicking the link above! More cat outfits to the god of cat outfits!

Some photos for the history: farewell, old office! We're gonna miss you, but not too much: the new office actually has functional plumbing!








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The way of KOTOVOD engineer is a pioneer's way... Alas, sometimes this path has obstacles on it, and one can't follow it without tripping over them once in a while.

But what lies in the end makes it all worthwile! This week, for example, KOTOVOD workers are celebrating the introduction of a new, improved version of Linear Regression machine - Polynomial Regression is reporting for duty to predict optimal prices for the best cat goods even better!

This phenomenal piece of news attracted fancy-looking cats to the Factory's stores. Unfortunately, the coolness levels of these cats, combined, caused distortions in the field of visibility, effectively rendering their fancy hats, canes and monocles invisible to human's eye. But our technicians are already working on ways to fixing this unfortunate physical effect. Please stay tuned for further updates!

Check out our machine learning models, improved and updated to serve the feline race in Learning Factory free Alpha:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/

This week, everyone's talking about the release of a certain sci-fi game about neon samurais or something. In a completely unrelated way, this week's 'Cat of the Week' unlockable cat skin is also samurai-related. Please unlock it using the following promo code in the main menu:

[h3]GHOST[/h3]

Another completely unrelated thing is this wallpaper that we wanted to share with you. It's about certain sci-fi game, which you definitely are familiar with... The one that we'll talk about below. Please don't hesitate to vote for next cat outfits to appear in the game in this form. See you next week with a next cat!


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Not all heroes wear capes. Come to think of it, not all of them wear clothes at all. Our robots usually wear no clothes (doing it with pride, too), but their part in building a better future for cats and humans is a very important one! It is our Cat Store Brobot Sales Managers, our Data Storages and Linear Regression machines that make KOTOVOD tick and collect and process data to fuel our very improtant research. And this week, their firmware has gone through a major update to ensure top notch performance on their never-ending duty!

Check out our machine learning models, improved and updated to serve the feline race in Learning Factory free Alpha:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1150090/Learning_Factory/