Do Not Feed the Monkeys News

Dear Club Members,

In honor of the Lunar New Year, entrance fees for the White Metal Rat Observation Club have been reduced by 60%. Why not take this opportunity to join us!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/658850/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys

See you,
The Primate Observation Club

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Primate Observation Club wishes all members a Happy New Year! The Club management reduces prices to celebrate the holidays: you can purchase the primate monitoring equipment at the lowest price ever!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/658850/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys/

See you in 2020,
The Primate Observation Club

Dear Club members,

Surveillance agents have witnessed Observers getting bored while waiting for activity in the cages. To remedy this, the decision was made to add a free mini-game.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1205930/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys_Steamity_Game/

You will find the application "2048" on the desktop of your computer.

Have fun while you work!



Regards,
The Primate Observation Club

Dear Club members,

As part of the Autumn Sale on Steam, the Primate Observation Club gives you a 55% discount.



Hurry up to join!


See you,
Primate Observation Club

Lonely observers are distinguished by endurance and perseverance, while observers performing in pairs can work in shifts and sleep better.

For both those and others, the Club management prepared a surprise: -55% for Do Not Feed the Monkeys on Steam! Hurry to step in and recruit others! 💸

See you,
Primate Observation Club