Drug Dealer Simulator News

Hello there, Dealers!

We’re joining our friends over at DRAGO entertainment for their Routastic event! And DDS is gonna be on sale then too, so if you’re waiting for a good time to grab it, then it’ll be the time to do it.

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(We’re there too, maybe you can get the key?)

We can't wait to see all of you in action during the Routastic Event.

You can also check the highly anticipated Gas Station Simulator - Airstrip DLC will launch on the same day as the event.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2137370/Gas_Station_Simulator__Airstrip_DLC/

See ya soon!

COOP? In Drug Dealer Simulator 2, YES, we’ll be having the coop mode there. We’re currently running tests on that functionality (and they’re looking great so far), so let’s see what the big boss Rafal has to say about it.

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Wishlist Drug Dealer Simulator 2 and stay tuned for more info!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1708850/Drug_Dealer_Simulator_2/

HELLOOOOOOU WORLD, we’re on discount!

If by some miraculous chance you still don’t have DDS, let’s fix that now, shall we? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Drug_Dealer_Simulator/

High… Welp, happy buying!

Dealers, let’s welcome the New Year with a bang! May it be happy, high and absolutely out of this world.

We wish you a very Hempy New Year, and may it be the best one yet. Cheers!

Sniffing through the snow
In a pay card open lane
O'er the crops we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Eddie's doob
Making spirits high
The fun it is to make a mood
And stoning all night, oh!

Giggle bells, Giggle bells
Giggle all the way
Oh, what fun to get so high
In a pay card open lane, hey!
Giggle bells, Giggle bells
Giggle all the way
Oh, what fun to get so high
In a pay card open lane

Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight
(this is how it really goes, no s**t)
Smoke this slaying bong
Get some dirt on the boss
Two towers will help in need
Make a lab in a private lot
And you will take the lead

Giggle bells, Giggle bells
Giggle all the way
Oh, what fun to get so high
In a pay card open lane, hey!
Giggle bells, Giggle bells
Giggle all the way
Oh, what fun to get so high
In a pay card open lane

Happy Holydaze, Dealers!