Drug Dealer Simulator News

Dealers, let’s welcome the New Year with a bang! May it be happy, high and absolutely out of this world.

We wish you a very Hempy New Year, and may it be the best one yet. Cheers!

Sniffing through the snow
In a pay card open lane
O'er the crops we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Eddie's doob
Making spirits high
The fun it is to make a mood
And stoning all night, oh!

Giggle bells, Giggle bells
Giggle all the way
Oh, what fun to get so high
In a pay card open lane, hey!
Giggle bells, Giggle bells
Giggle all the way
Oh, what fun to get so high
In a pay card open lane

Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight
(this is how it really goes, no s**t)
Smoke this slaying bong
Get some dirt on the boss
Two towers will help in need
Make a lab in a private lot
And you will take the lead

Giggle bells, Giggle bells
Giggle all the way
Oh, what fun to get so high
In a pay card open lane, hey!
Giggle bells, Giggle bells
Giggle all the way
Oh, what fun to get so high
In a pay card open lane

Happy Holydaze, Dealers!

Dealers!

We’ve noticed that you're quite addicted to the new update *wink wink*

Some of you are with us, some of you are new here. We appreciate each and every one of you! Thanks a lot for playing, for your feedback, good words and submitting bugs. You helped us get to where we are today.

We also see the critical voices and note them before DDS2!

And because the update coinsided with Rafał’s birthday, a lot of you wished him a happy birthday! Btw, Rafał says thanks.





Thanks for playing!

Hiya!

Endgame has rolled out a week ago and you’ve been busy dealin’! See how well you’ve been doing:



Psst
These are inside jokes! If you don't get it, you should probably play DDS.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Drug_Dealer_Simulator/

No surprise here - we added Korean, Japanese and Turkish languages to the Endgame update.

Enjoy!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Drug_Dealer_Simulator/