Prison Simulator News

Hello, officers,

How's your week going? Are the inmates causing any problems? We hope our training in pacifying these bastards has helped you a lot.

Unfortunately, we have some bad news. We recently had a strange case of six deaths in one week. The guards in Block C are complaining that they can't do anything with it, and the morgue staff are already refusing to take any more dead bodies.



If you would be so kind as to help them out a little? We don't want our prison to make the headlines as a place to dispose of the margins of society.

If any of you haven't been to the morgue yet, unfortunately you'll have to wait a bit longer. Access is granted to guards of the full version.


Bug fixes

We recently received a report of an elastic man walking around our prison - well, not everyone should go out in the sun. We dealt with the problem and no one scares anyone anymore.

The toothpaste has lost its magical properties and its model no longer goes through the parcels.

Our warden was listening to the radio so loudly that it could be heard across the hall. Fortunately, a gentle reminder worked and now you can enjoy the peace and quiet.

And perhaps most importantly, occasionally an inmate would disappear during the evening attendance check, but fortunately our new security measures have had the desired effect and everything is now ok.

That's everything for today. We hope the end of this week will be pleasant and easy for you.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1431610/Prison_Simulator_Prologue/

Hello Officers,

We would like to announce, that our Prison Simulator: Prologue has a new trailer!
Let's check it out!

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If you like our Prison Simulator: Prologue, don't forget to add it to your wishlist:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1431610/Prison_Simulator_Prologue/

Hello Officers,

Did you know that the weekend starts today? Or, do you know what that means? It means that our inmates will spend it exactly the same way they always do. Well, life in prison is not the most pleasant.

So let's take a look at our convicts and see what they are doing today.

Well, it looks like it's just before lunchtime today. Prisoners often work in the kitchen, helping to prepare meals - of course, we do everything we can to choose the best-behaved candidates for this challenging job.



Sometimes, unfortunately, it happens that the meal will cause severe indigestion and then you have to go to the kitchen and ask around a bit. You may find that someone has taken part in it.

Some side quests may be related to this place. It's worth doing thorough research.

Kitchen will be available in full version of Prison Simulator.


*Screenshots don't have to present the real look of our game. They were taken in-engine.

Hello Officers,

It's been a long time since we've seen you here. Time for a little announcement!

While you've been away, our decorators have been hard at work refreshing one of the most important rooms for you - the guard room.



You'll never have to eat last Friday's sandwiches again! Reheat sausages in the kettle! Spend millions on a physiotherapist to get rid of the side effects of sitting on a dreadful, uncomfortable couch!



From now on, brand new equipment is at your disposal! Of course, it's better not to touch it, it will last longer.



But to the point!

Your favorite activities like playing darts are still here! The wicked guard is still willing to teach you a few tricks! Only the decor is beautiful and fresh. Oh yeah, can you smell that fresh air?

Hello Officers,

Do you think it is the end of your shift? Because what? Friday? Well.. yes, it is the end of the shift for today. This is the best time to relax, and stop thinking about prisoners.

But actually we have something to tell you before you go home.

There are some routines, that are not available in the Prison Simulator: Prologue. One of those routines is Shower time!

Sometimes our inmates like to stink.



Well. Not everyone likes to shower. Anyway, your job is to send as many prisoners to the showers as you can. Keep in mind, however, that these inmates may have a lack of patience, and that may result in fights and unnecessary arguments.

Give them towels and wait. Then take dirty towels from them and repeat. Be aware of fights and try to keep calm. You can do it!



*This update contains screenshots that were taken in engine and do not represent the current look of the game.

[h3]Have a nice weekend Guys![/h3]

By the way... May the soap be with you!