Steven the Sperm News

Hey there, figured I'd drop by just to quickly celebrate Steven the Sperm's 2nd birthday!

Thanks for playing!

Hey everyone, hope you've been enjoying the game. In preparation for the Steam summer sale, I've decided to drop in and give a quick little update:

CHANGELOG:

• Restored Perfect Acorn branding. I won't get into why it changed, but things are all good now. The in-game Twitter link also now goes to the Perfect Acorn Twitter, where most non-steam updates will be.
  
• Updated Unity version from 2017.4.38f1 to 2019.4.1f1. There goes Windows Vista and OSX Mavericks! Now you need Windows 7 SP1 or macOS High Sierra 10.13.
  
• Fixed version number mistake on the title screen. It said 1.4 when it's really still 1.3.5.
  

Thanks for playing!

Oh wait, I need a sex joke to continue the tradition
uhhhhhh
"quick little update" lol
yeah that's all i got right now
See ya!

Hey everybody, just a super quick little update to fix an error in Stage 1 where the dashicides were invisible until they launched at you.

If you find any bugs, say something! Thanks for playing!

Hey everyone, just a quick little fix I made today...

Basically, for STS on macOS (I prefer to call it OSX but anyways...), I accidentally had the game listed as 32-bit only, even though it's a 64-bit application. Later versions of macOS dropped support for 32-bit applications, so I think Steam was telling Mac users that the game wasn't compatible for their systems, even though it was.

So basically, now people who're updated to the latest version of macOS can play STS. Sorry about that!

I'm starting a podcast about my game development stuff, and here's the first episode!

https://youtu.be/8Bn4QG0bTIs

I start off by talking a bit about the creation of TiPrSt, but after that I get into info about the update and STS facts you might not have known!

It's 30 minutes long, watch it if you have nothing better to do lol