Priest Simulator: Vampire Show News

Some spoilers for you, guys. I am enjoying this sick game despite knowing all the sith that's going on there, so I hope this little leakage won't hurt you.

Here are ten basic male characters you're going to ecounter in the Asmodev universe. I believe you can guess the name of one of them.



Each of them possessed someone or got possessed by someone. Just like our dev team. We highly recommend this experience.

We've got an argue here in our team. Nothing harmful. Some insults and face slaps. We will be grateful if you help us resolve the conflict.

1. Do you need alterness indicator? And all this stealth-like feedback from the game?
2. Do you need AI's HP indicator?

I mean we've already created it, it's working fine. But the screen is flooded with all those icons and colours it, and it negatively affects the atmoshpere.

Think of your favourite games that include stealth. Would you eleminate UI from them?

Take into account we still have those little things:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/950620

Why? ːsteamfacepalmː



Why did we promise those bloody NPCs!? They run wherever they want to run, they destroy whatever they want to destroy, and they shoot whoever they wish. IT'S A NIGHTMARE! Wish there was no AI at all, only church renovation.



The only comfort I have is thinking that those bots are still more human than our dev team. But it's a poor consolation.

Actually, it makes me depressed.

ːsteamsadː

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okhQtoQFG5s

Say your prayers little one
Don't forget, my son
To turn off fukin Sun



'Cuz I think I'm good and ready for a change
I live my life by the moon
And I say follow me, follow me, follow me down, down, down, down
Till you see all my dreams
Not everything in this magical world is quite what it seems ːsteamhappyː

Why the hell am I showing you this boring view? Because I want you to focus on our super innovative HUD that we've stolen from other games. It can tell you a lot about Priest's features.

1.


We've got quest objectives. Because the person who took the screenshot (me) is a brainless monkey, currently there are no active quests selected, so the hint hints there are no active quests selected. Pity, because the quest objectives are the worst thing in the whole game, you're gonna love it.

2.


CompAss. This thing can show you N, E, S and W. Hope you'll use it a lot.

3.


We call it Zaibatsu, because it works just like respect indicators in GTA2. There are God worshipers and Devil worshipers. Please whoever you wish, piss off whoever you wish, and look how those beauties dance. Magic.

4.


Crosshair. We've deleted cross not to offend anyone's religious feelings.

5.


Resources. For trading and crafting. You know, just like in all those games like Fortnite that nobody plays.

6.


HP and Divine Power indicators. God only knows what those things are for.

7.


Ok. I know the feeling. It is the real thing. You see, it shows your left hand equipment, and right hand equipment... Because you can use both hands. On a left click, and on a right click (and no, not X, and Y on a pad, just forgot to switch it in a test build ːsteamfacepalmː). Separately. Simultaneously. However you like it. Whatever works. Amen.