TREE SALE

It's time! It's that time again, time to buy a new tree! COME ON DOWN. GOOD DEALS, a tree that sits there! It will literally do nothing! It's got leaves! It's got branches! It's our beleaf that after becoming a tree you will no longer want to be human! If you find a better tree to be we will leave you alone GUARANTEED. Take a trip today and be a tree forever! DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY these trees are going fast! THIS DEAL ENDS SOON, but the tree will last forever! It's GREEN, it's LEAN and its just a TREE.