Best Baldur's Gate 3 Rogue build

What is the best Baldur's Gate 3 Rogue build? Sometimes, you just need stuff. Sometimes, that stuff belongs to someone else. Well, not with BG3's Rogue - the master of larceny, the menace that skulks in the shadows, the Robin Hood who steals from everyone and gives to themselves.
If you're anticipating the Baldur's Gate 3 release date as much as we are, you've likely already begun to theorycraft your perfect build for one of the more devious classes; a deadly Rogue who has a penchant for robbing folk blind, and a razor-sharp blade waiting for a home in some poor soul's back. Here is the best Baldur's Gate 3 Rogue build for all your dodgy needs.
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