Weed Shop 3 News

[h2] Happy 420 Everyone! [/h2]

Happy 420! May your day be filled with good vibes, great company, and even greater snacks. Here’s to a laid-back celebration surrounded by laughter, relaxation, and plenty of your favorite green. Enjoy lighting up the moments that make today special. Cheers to high spirits and chill times!

[h2]The News[/h2]

Thank you, Chat GPT! We know that came from the heart... now onto the news!

There is none ːws_damanː

We were planning on announcing our new project on this day of days but, as always, came in a day late, a bud short. For reasons unknown, both Steam and Epic store listings are still stuck waiting for approval. Who knew self-publishing games was this hard? Actually we did, so we started the process last month, and here we are on 420 once again with nothing to show for...

But you know what they say when life hands you lemons... you eat those shits coz your body needs vitamin C bad after smoking all that crack. So without further ado, here's a little sneek peek of the thing we've been working on, even though it's far from being doneːws_smileyfaceː

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ːws_flagː Happy 420 ːws_flagː

[h2]What's up, guys!
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It's been a minute since our last community post, so it's about time to fill you in on what we've been up to... Some pretty sick shit tbh ːws_damanː

We've seen your comments asking for a new online Weed Shop game and it's about time to deliver one!
So we've been working day and night on an always-online single-player game where you get to manage your own shop but instead of weed you'll be selling bread 'n shit. Coz... everybody loves bread, and bread is safe and inoffensive according to sweet baby... unlike drugs, dildos, and men in diapers.

So without further ado, we'd like to present the first trailer for our brand-new game - ShopU. Enjoy!

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[h3]Don't forget to wishlist the game and subscribe to our OF ːws_damanː[/h3]

[h2]Merry Kushmas Everyone!
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[h3]Instead of doing another boring "Happy Holidaze" post for the third year in a row, we asked Canna Clause to come up with a festive Season's Greetings video this time.
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[h3]And.... it instantly got age-restricted by YouTube... so Happy Holidaze ːws_damanː
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[h3]Hey everyone! After conquering the Summer of Setbacks, we're THRILLED to unveil the Weed Shop 3 Ultimate Edition! Get ready for an experience like never before! [/h3]

And now that ChatGPT did a pretty good job at hyping it up, here's what's new in the Ultimate Edition ːws_damanː

ːws_peaceː Most, if not all, of the reported bugs have been fixed.

ːws_peaceː All of the achievements are now hooked up for a 100% completion rate.

ːws_peaceː Added a gang storyline with a new set of tasks and unique rewards.

ːws_peaceː Self Storage and Weed Storage units are now fully operational.

ːws_peaceː And lastly, we've finally added an End Game, which is a first for the Weed Shop franchise ːws_damanː


[h3]And if you're like us and can't write or read good, we've put together a little level progression timeline, ribbed for your pleasure![/h3]

What's up, guys? It's time to dust off that Freedom Blaster and celebrate the 4th of July Weed Shop style by trying to complete nonsensical seasonal tasks!

[h2]Have a good one, peace!
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We've been doing this for a while now and can pretty much predict the way this announcement is going to go down... so here's a quick FAQ compiled by ChatGPT and Jeff ːws_damanː


[h2]Frequently Asked Questions[/h2]

ːws_cornː WTF a seasonal event?
ːws_damanː It's a limited-time event featuring ways to boost your XP & cash flow, free loot, and one-of-a-kind rewards.

ːws_cornː How long does it last?
ːws_damanː 7 days

ːws_cornː How do I start the event?
ːws_damanː As long as you're lvl 10 (or above), running the game on Potato quality settings (or above), and have Seasonal Events toggled on in Sandbox Settings, the event will start as soon as you load in.

ːws_cornː So what's up with all the balloons?
ːws_damanː Check Mission Control.

ːws_cornː Why do my customers keep asking for Dankey Doodle?
ːws_damanː Because... seasonal event.

ːws_cornː What if I don't wanna waste my time on this stupid event?
ːws_damanː Turn Seasonal Events off in Sandbox Settings, Save, and Reload.

ːws_cornː Is this the exact same shit from last year?
ːws_damanː Yes!

ːws_cornː What's the point in doing it all over again?
ːws_damanː There isn't any... unless you want to score the new and improved Americal Eagle.

ːws_cornː So it's not an update, big fat L!
ːws_damanː Not a question but also yes.... We did make some minor changes tho:


[h2]Frequently Dissed Progress[/h2]

ːws_peaceː Made multiple performance improvements and optimizations across the board.

ːws_peaceː Rebalanced the preloader to prevent crashes and hard-freezes on HDD installs.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the freezing NPC glitch caused by Meowies being under attack.

ːws_peaceː Improved the Crunk mechanics.

ːws_peaceː Added a few new items to the Dope Market: Huge Safe, Double Workstation, and the Double Stuffer.

ːws_peaceː Kept on working on the next thing... so if you run into anything that we haven't mentioned here, take solace in the fact that there's 50/50 chance it's going to make sense when the next patch notes come out ːws_damanː


[h2]HAPPY FOURTH Y'ALL!
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