Weed Shop 3 News

Here's what's new since the last patch notes:

ːws_peaceː Improved the Weed Inventory overlay's (the thing you see when you press 1) performance.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the over-the-top trippy minigame visual FX.

ːws_peaceː Took care of Mr. Person's lead-based paint supply issues.

ːws_peaceː Fixed influencer spawn logic when drinking paint & teleporting close to them.

ːws_peaceː Hunted down the NFT King and stopped a rug pull in progress.

ːws_peaceː Upgraded the Alien Lamp to also detect crackheads triggered by #pullup on Twitcher.

ːws_peaceː Made the "Open Sign" reject all the customers in the store when closing. Probably not the smartest thing to do if your shop is full, but could be useful if a customer is tripping balls and refusing to leave.

ːws_peaceː And finally, we fixed the display bug preventing you from placing merch if you got dildos or other objects placed on the display, and locking up your merch managers from doing their jobs.

Today was another day of mostly fixes and shit:

ːws_peaceː Fixed the Auto-Roller weed dupe bug.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the Pwned Shop guy... again and again.

ːws_peaceː Stoped the Suite #999 key from vanishing.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the painted wall persistance issues in both Suites.

ːws_peaceː Fixed a bug preventing Dump Yo Junk! from loading inventory when using the PC in Hotel 69.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the turd orientation when used as Master Blaster ammo.

ːws_peaceː Moved the chairs around at Club A$$Milk.

ːws_peaceː Added dildos to Michelle's wall to prevent players doing the quick tutorial from getting stuck.

ːws_peaceː Added another stupid and totally pointless mechanic to the lead-based paint feature ːws_damanː

Hey guys, so it's been a while since we posted patch notes, but now that one of the most annoying trolls has been 86ed from this community, the patch notes are back on! Here's what's new since yesterday's trashy content update:

ːws_peaceː Added a few new and exciting items to the pawn shop's inventory.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the pawn shop haggling glitch that either took your items when backing out or didn't register the deal.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the bug preventing Faruq from offering you his Suite.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the 710 Clock's pick-up issues.

ːws_peaceː Added an auto-save on level up feature just in case something glitches out.

ːws_peaceː Added additional items to the city and boardwalk trash spawners.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the invisible Master Blaster 2.0

ːws_peaceː Made the Lil' Pothead collectible larger and easier to spot as well as increased the respawn frequency. Yes, the collectibles are pretty rare, but, depending on your level, you can find up to 4 different collectibles on the map at any given time.

ːws_peaceː Fixed some of the lead-based paint-induced teleport issues ːws_damanː

[h3]This week's content update is sponsored by the Paint Wizard ːws_damanː
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ːws_peaceː Even though it serves no purpose in the game at the moment, somebody asked for it, so now you can purchase a couple of suites at Hotel 69.

ːws_peaceː Currently the suites can be purchased only from Mike D. Kurts and Faruq.

ːws_peaceː Suites can be decorated with some of the items used in the shop, but for the most part, you'll have to hunt down new furniture deals from the Pwnd Shop.



ːws_peaceː Pwned Shop's inventory has been expanded to include some items unavailable on the Dope Market. The stock gets rotated on a daily basis (game time) so make sure to swing by regularly and you might even be able to score a Master Blaster... or something.

ːws_peaceː The trash system has been revamped to scale with player level. You'll be able to find more cash on the boardwalk as well as various collectible items around town.

ːws_peaceː Turds and generic trash can now be used as ammo for the Master Blaster so if you happen to see one, don't be shy and go grab that shit.



ːws_peaceː A Homeless Depot has opened up shop on the same street as the lab and they got the best lead-based paint on the planet!*

ːws_peaceː Redo the walls of your brand new suite or paint the benches around town to match your mood. But wait, there's more! If you order your paint today, you can also drink it!

ːws_peaceː Why would you drink lead-based paint you ask? It's because it's delicious, it will take you places, put you in a hospital, or all of the above. Go nuts!


*The following statement has not been independently verified by the Associated Press or the Paint Drinkers Association of America. DO NOT DRINK LEAD-BASED PAINT!

Hey guys, so It's been a while



ːws_peaceː Grow field smart monitor upgrades (available via the Lab's Pimp It app) will serve as control terminals for the multipurpose "Cannabine" harvesters as well as display main grow stats.

ːws_peaceː The Cannabine harvesters can be purchased from the "Tools N S**T" section of the Dope Market. After being added to a grow field, the Cannabine will perform all the outdoor weed farming tasks for you.

ːws_peaceː While the field upgrades will last forever, the harvesters will degrade over time, just like the setup components, and will need to be replaced eventually.



ːws_peaceː The workstations have been fully linked with the production devices and will allow you to control multiple devices at once.

ːws_peaceː You'll be able to add supplies, start production, and collect the final product from all the devices placed on a workstation in just a few clicks.

ːws_peaceː The multi-device control feature will only work with the devices of the same type, so if you put two auto-rollers and one auto-packer on the same workstation, the packer will be ignored.



ːws_peaceː After a week-long soft launch, the PWNED SHOP is officially open for business!

ːws_peaceː When trying to sell your crap, you'll be able to haggle for better prices than in the Dump It app.

ːws_peaceː The used items sold at the Pwned Shop will also be cheaper and sometimes even show up before they get unlocked on the Dope Market. They will be restocked periodically so make sure to swing by daily (game time) for the latest deals.

ːws_peaceː You'll also be able to buy rare items made by some of our community members and sell obscure but valuable crap found around the map as soon as next week.