Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion News

What's up turnip people???

We're back to show y'all our BRAND NEW GAME???

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We’re thrilled to finally unveil Rizz Dungeon: Skeleton Key to My Heart; a monster-girl romance dungeon crawler where your weapon is flirting and your party does the fighting for you. We’re focused on emulating that wonderful, maximalist old-school aesthetic with a modern twist!

It’s also coming out soon; this game will be dropping in Q1 of 2026! We’ve been shifting focus to smaller, juicier games, and this is our foray into that matter! We’ve been loving working on this game, and we’re certain you’ll love playing it, too!

Please WISHLIST WISHLIST WISHLIST! Tell your friends, family, etcetera- it helps an absolute TON!!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4029090
Thank yah gamers! We hope to see you in the dungeon... the RIZZ Dungeon!

- Snoozy Kazoo 💤

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Remember Acclaim, the publisher of a bunch of classic 90s games including NBA Jam, Turok, and the original Mortal Kombat (alongside Midway), declaring bankruptcy in 2004? Well, it's being ressurected as a fresh venture which will aim to "support indie developers and reignite classic franchises". No, we don't know if it'll be doing stuff like offering people cash and an Xbox to change their name to Mr Turok this time.

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We're partnering up with Makeship again to bring you a SLEEPY TURNIP BOY VINYL FIGURE!!! 😴



He even has detachable accessories! 👑

Look at him spin! 😵‍💫



You can grab one of these RIGHT NOW over on the Makeship website! 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨

We need 500 preorders for them to actually be produced so order one now because they're SUPER limited edition! ⏳ If we don't make the 500 mark, everyone will be refunded. You can check out Makeship's FAQ for more information!

We are pleased to announce that the highly anticipated followup title Turnip Boy Robs a Bank will be available on Jan. 18th at 7am PST. The game brings back Turnip Boy and the universe of Veggieville in a comedic heist adventures that will have you robbing banks, shaking down citizens, and uncovering secrets about your family lineage.

For owners of the original Tax Evasion, please know that we're offering a 10% launch discount on Robs a Bank, and there will also be a "complete the set" bundle available on launch day. That means if you already have Tax Evasion in your Steam library, you can purchase the bundle and only pay for Robs a Bank but WITH AN ADDITIONAL DISCOUNT! This is a deal too good to pass up!

Check out the Bundle here - https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/36452/Turnip_Boy_Tax__Bank_Bundle/

So what are you waiting for? It's time to team up with Turnip Boy to commit the biggest heist the world has ever seen!