Endlight News

Season 9 has been RELEASED!
Remember how much you loved Season 8? You should have saved that love for Season 9. It's immaculate.
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The Right To Replay Challenge: Mild Success
On Dec. 9, 2023 47 players (of a possible 190) tried the once-a-year challenge! Unfortunately no-one, including me, was able to beat it. Next year's challenge will be much more fair, yet somehow more thrilling and unfair. Set your alarm for Dec. 9, 2024.

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Bleachpie8 Endures
Watch this god among men tear through Season 8 like it was Season 7. Bonus: Watch him fail the "Right-To-Replay" challenge!

Bleachpie8 Season 8 Part 1
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Bleachpie8 Season 8 Part 2
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Red Red Reddit
I continue to provide excruciatingly detailed sales data, alongside plans and dreams. We're at Part 6 and I've introduced ... a grid. Damn right.
Spoiler 1: Endlight sold 82 copies in December!
Spoiler 2: All of them were discounted 50%
Spoiler 3: All of them were made with love.

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Rock Paper Shotgun Knows
Rock Paper Shotgun knows we exist!
"Shout-out for Endlight, still a mind-bending anti-shmup, still getting updates, the latest of which went live over the weekend. – Edwin Evans-Thirlwell"

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Big In Thailand
Let's hope they're saying nice things.
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[h3]THIS SATURDAY (DEC. 9) WIN THE RIGHT TO REPLAY!
BONUS: Endlight is 50% OFF until then![/h3]

• Once-A-Year One-Day-Only One-Chance-Only
  
• When you open the game on Saturday, you'll be issued a special challenge.
  
• Success takes 30 minutes. Failure takes less, likely much less.
  
• Difficulty adjustments will be honoured - we want everyone to enjoy the challenge.
  
• If recording, get your stuff ready beforehand.
  
• If you win, you get a coupon that allows you to replay Endlight.
  
• If you lose or miss the challenge, you'll need to wait a year to try again. Not really a punishment considering you get a free season every month that entire time.
  
• You can only cash the coupon at the end of Endlight, meaning you need to complete 8 seasons/200 levels before you can use your coupon. Note: Every month we add a free season so getting to the end takes longer.
  
• Created this Coolio powered TikTok to alert everyone.
  

[h3]Did I mention Endlight was 50% OFF?[/h3]
Even if you bought the game, you should buy it again.
Or tell a friend to buy no less than 3 copies.
Work with me here.

[h3]FAQ[/h3]
Q: If I buy the game on Saturday, can I still play the challenge?
A: Yes. BUT you must complete 3 levels first. This is for your own good.

Q: Am I still a pretty little thing?
A: You don't need me to tell you that.

Q: Why 3 copies?
A: I like the way you think, make it 7.

[h3]Endlight - The True Game Award[/h3]

Season 8 has been RELEASED!
You might recall us talking about how great Season 7 turned out - especially the accompanying video. Well forget all that because not only does Season 8 make Season 7 look like Season 4, the video makes Season 1 look like Season 3.
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Timely Reminder
Dec. 9 is fast approaching! What's Dec. 9??!?!?! INSOLENT WHELP! It's the Endlight once-a-year 1-day-only 1-chance-only in-game event where you can win "The Right To Replay". All you need to do is open Endlight on Dec. 9. Put it in your calendar. Tell your friends!

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The Domination of Bleachpie8 Bleachpie8 continues to conquer Endlight with aplomb. We threw everything we could at him, causing the recording to be split in two.

Season 7 Part 1
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Season 7 Part 2
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The Reddit Follies
Just posted Part 5 of our ongoing Endlight sales series. Redditors continue to hold nothing back in the comments, and we would expect nothing less.
Spoiler 1: Endlight sold 27 copies in November!
Spoiler 2: All of them were discounted 50%

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Italy Maybe Loves Endlight
At least I think they do. They came across Andy Chalk's amazing PCGamer article and created a short video. Based on the new footage, they definitely played the game. Based on the YouTube generated English captions, they liked it.
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Vietnam Maybe Loves Endlight
GearVN posted this lovely article about Endlight. Based on the screenshots they liked the jokes! Truly wish we had the budget to translate all that text.

Are we truly the best game on deck?
I've given this a lot of thought and the answer is yes.

Season 7 has been RELEASED!
Remember how fantastic Season 5 and Season 6 were? Well they sucked. They just bought us time to create Season 7. The only thing better than Season 7, is this video I created showcasing Season 7.
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Over on TubeYube, the charming and effortlessly cool Bleachpie8 has been playing Endlight. If you want someone to play Endlight for you, complete with massive spoilers, you best watch the king. He's averaging about an hour a season, which is both amazing and concerning.

Season 5 Let's Play
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Season 6 Let's Play
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Important Reminder
"The Right To Replay" event will be held December 9. When you open Endlight that day you'll get ONE chance to beat the ONCE-A-YEAR challenge. Should you succeed you'll be rewarded the greatest gift you've ever gotten: The right to replay Endlight. Mark you calendars because if you miss it, you miss it.

On Reddit, I posted Part 4 of our ongoing Endlight sales series.
Spoiler 1: Endlight has sold a total of 139 copies.
Spoiler 2: No refunds this month!



Endlight was created using Unity.
Unity, of course, died this month.
Rage inspired me to make this comic series,
which I was forced to end early when Unity CEO john Riccitiello unexpectedly "retired".
All the Unity board members remain, meaning things are unlikely to get better.

7 Seasons released!
13 to go!
Season 8 releases Dec. 1, 2023.
Trailer expectations are high.