Endlight News

Season 10 has RELEASED!
February no longer SUCKS.
25 new levels that finally reveal Endlight's true beautiful face.
Q: if they're so great, why didn't we start with them?
A: Because you couldn't handle that.

Once again the new season is accompanied by an awesome video.
Stats showed people stopped watching these after 10 seconds,
so we doubled the speed.
BRACE YOURSELF
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Bleachpie8, where art thou?
Ultra reliable Endlight streamer Bleachpie8 has not played Season 9 / January (let alone Season 10 / February). Why Bleachpie8? WHY!!!??!?! Was it something we said? Did you grow tired of our antics? Come back Bleachpie8... COME BACK
Note: Stats indicate no-one has reached Season 9 or 10.

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WroteIt On Reddit
Just posted the January sales data (Part 7) on Reddit. The comments, as always, are fascinating. I would reply to the comments more but the comments themselves get downvoted for reasons I don't fully understand!
Spoiler: Endlight sold 9 copies in January at full price!

Season 9 has been RELEASED!
Remember how much you loved Season 8? You should have saved that love for Season 9. It's immaculate.
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The Right To Replay Challenge: Mild Success
On Dec. 9, 2023 47 players (of a possible 190) tried the once-a-year challenge! Unfortunately no-one, including me, was able to beat it. Next year's challenge will be much more fair, yet somehow more thrilling and unfair. Set your alarm for Dec. 9, 2024.

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Bleachpie8 Endures
Watch this god among men tear through Season 8 like it was Season 7. Bonus: Watch him fail the "Right-To-Replay" challenge!

Bleachpie8 Season 8 Part 1
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Bleachpie8 Season 8 Part 2
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Red Red Reddit
I continue to provide excruciatingly detailed sales data, alongside plans and dreams. We're at Part 6 and I've introduced ... a grid. Damn right.
Spoiler 1: Endlight sold 82 copies in December!
Spoiler 2: All of them were discounted 50%
Spoiler 3: All of them were made with love.

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Rock Paper Shotgun Knows
Rock Paper Shotgun knows we exist!
"Shout-out for Endlight, still a mind-bending anti-shmup, still getting updates, the latest of which went live over the weekend. – Edwin Evans-Thirlwell"

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Big In Thailand
Let's hope they're saying nice things.
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[h3]THIS SATURDAY (DEC. 9) WIN THE RIGHT TO REPLAY!
BONUS: Endlight is 50% OFF until then![/h3]

• Once-A-Year One-Day-Only One-Chance-Only
  
• When you open the game on Saturday, you'll be issued a special challenge.
  
• Success takes 30 minutes. Failure takes less, likely much less.
  
• Difficulty adjustments will be honoured - we want everyone to enjoy the challenge.
  
• If recording, get your stuff ready beforehand.
  
• If you win, you get a coupon that allows you to replay Endlight.
  
• If you lose or miss the challenge, you'll need to wait a year to try again. Not really a punishment considering you get a free season every month that entire time.
  
• You can only cash the coupon at the end of Endlight, meaning you need to complete 8 seasons/200 levels before you can use your coupon. Note: Every month we add a free season so getting to the end takes longer.
  
• Created this Coolio powered TikTok to alert everyone.
  

[h3]Did I mention Endlight was 50% OFF?[/h3]
Even if you bought the game, you should buy it again.
Or tell a friend to buy no less than 3 copies.
Work with me here.

[h3]FAQ[/h3]
Q: If I buy the game on Saturday, can I still play the challenge?
A: Yes. BUT you must complete 3 levels first. This is for your own good.

Q: Am I still a pretty little thing?
A: You don't need me to tell you that.

Q: Why 3 copies?
A: I like the way you think, make it 7.

[h3]Endlight - The True Game Award[/h3]

Season 8 has been RELEASED!
You might recall us talking about how great Season 7 turned out - especially the accompanying video. Well forget all that because not only does Season 8 make Season 7 look like Season 4, the video makes Season 1 look like Season 3.
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Timely Reminder
Dec. 9 is fast approaching! What's Dec. 9??!?!?! INSOLENT WHELP! It's the Endlight once-a-year 1-day-only 1-chance-only in-game event where you can win "The Right To Replay". All you need to do is open Endlight on Dec. 9. Put it in your calendar. Tell your friends!

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The Domination of Bleachpie8 Bleachpie8 continues to conquer Endlight with aplomb. We threw everything we could at him, causing the recording to be split in two.

Season 7 Part 1
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Season 7 Part 2
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The Reddit Follies
Just posted Part 5 of our ongoing Endlight sales series. Redditors continue to hold nothing back in the comments, and we would expect nothing less.
Spoiler 1: Endlight sold 27 copies in November!
Spoiler 2: All of them were discounted 50%

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Italy Maybe Loves Endlight
At least I think they do. They came across Andy Chalk's amazing PCGamer article and created a short video. Based on the new footage, they definitely played the game. Based on the YouTube generated English captions, they liked it.
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Vietnam Maybe Loves Endlight
GearVN posted this lovely article about Endlight. Based on the screenshots they liked the jokes! Truly wish we had the budget to translate all that text.

Are we truly the best game on deck?
I've given this a lot of thought and the answer is yes.