Chair F*cking Simulator News

[h2]HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS[/h2]
Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update. It's not bad! One that will be sure to make you go "..Alright!"

WHAT'S NEW

• Ottoman added to the chair roster
  
• A new Chair Stats screen- to tell you all about what you've done and haven't done- to help out the completionists. Grandma always advised you to keep a diary, and now you have a stained book full of cream cheese and scream memories on which to reflect.
  
• End of encounter results now has some accompanying sound effects.
  
• Bug fixes & some minor improvements
  

Stop cooking meth for a minute, and check this out: You're under arrest! Just kidding, play Chair F*cking Simulator and try not to dig holes in your neighbor's yard.

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ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ came back. Holy crap! It returned! We better celebrate by letting a bunch of pumpkins watch us slap the bassline.

For all of October the Halloween theme is active again in Chair F*cking Simulator! Come and come! Let's all put the pump in pumpkin!

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[h2]Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair.[/h2]
Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms.

🏳‍🌈💖



[h3]Other fascinating things in this update 🪑:[/h3]

• New name text strings
  
• Bug fixes for googley eyes either not appearing and/or not hiding entirely on certain chairs
  
• Animation bug fix for the demonic chesterfield
  
• A bugfix for a very small edgecase where the "No Chair Left Out" achievement might not unlock.
  

Beware Viewer: A chonkier update is also in the works. In the meantime please yell at us or just say in the Steam forums or on the internet's toilet.

[h2]Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair.[/h2]
Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms.

🏳‍🌈💖



[h3]Other fascinating things in this update 🪑:[/h3]

• New name text strings
  
• Bug fixes for googley eyes either not appearing and/or not hiding entirely on certain chairs
  
• Animation bug fix for the demonic chesterfield
  
• A bugfix for a very small edgecase where the "No Chair Left Out" achievement might not unlock.
  

- Minor bug fix
- Added an Settings option to Auto-Hide the cursor
- Lil bit of new name food