POSTAL Brain Damaged News

Halloween is creeping up on us, and we've got a treat that's just as sweet as candy

So without unnecessary hesitation, to ensure you stay engaged and don't lose interest, which is crucial in such announcements, to maintain the proper... Okay, OKAY!

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[h3]POSTAL: BRAIN DAMAGED HAUNTED MOD CONTEST IS ON!!!![/h3]

Are you ready to turn your favorite game into a Halloween masterpiece?

We know your feverishly haunted imagination is boundless, and so are our rewards! We're offering a coffin-load of GAME KEYS for various winners. But wait, there's more!
There's one SPECIAL PRIZE, sculpted from the best rock-and-roll stoners, that will make your heart jump through your ribs like a cute little Xenomorph - an EXCLUSIVE POSTAL: BRAIN DAMAGED VINYL! This limited-edition collector's item is as rare as a sane Postal enthusiast out there, knocking on your window. Naked.

[h2]TL;DR[/h2]

Prize pool: Numerous Game Keys and a Special Reward for the ultimate winner.

Start Date: October 23rd

End Date: November 5th

Winners announcement: November 10th

How to Participate?

• Join Our Discord: If you're not already part of our creepy cool gaming community, now's the time to jump in.
  
• Create Your Mod: Unleash your dark magic within the Workshop to craft a Halloween-inspired mod for the game.
  
• Submit Your Entry: Share your mod in the designated contest channel on Discord. Be sure to include a brief description of your spooky creation.
  
• Wait for the 5th of November: Our team of gaming gurus will review all entries with a discerning eye. The most bone-chilling and creative mods will rise to the top.
  
• Win and Spread The Word: If your mod is deemed Halloween royalty, you'll be crowned a winner! Prizes include game keys and the exclusive vinyl.
  

This is your chance to shine in the moonlight and share your hauntingly sculpted mods with the world. So get those creative cauldrons bubbling, summon your inspiration, and let's make this Halloween one to remember!

[h2]We will be waiting for you![/h2]

[h2]You guessed it, it's vinyl![/h2]

But not just any vinyl it is the *EXCLUSIVE* POSTAL: Brain Damaged platter. This 12-inch "hehe", piss-coloured beauty contains the POSTAL: Brain Damaged OST you know and love - crafted by Kacper Kajzderski and Piotr Stachera. All packed into a quality gatefold jacket with antistatic sleeves inside.

[h2]Wanna know what is exactly on this wax?
Sure, here is a list:[/h2]

SIDE A

• Postal Brain-Damaged Main Theme
  
• Going POSTAL PT.1
  
• Going POSTAL PT.2
  
• Going POSTAL PT.7
  
• Going POSTAL PT.3
  
• Going POSTAL PT.9
  
• Announcement Trailer (Bonus Track)
  

SIDE B

• Going POSTAL PT.4
  
• Going POSTAL PT.8
  
• Going POSTAL PT.5
  
• Going POSTAL PT.7.5
  
• Take Your Hand To Hell
  
• Going POSTAL PT.6
  
• Fluffy Friends Festival O' Fun (Bonus Track)
  

[h2]Why do we call it *EXCLUSIVE*? Cuz it is LIMITED![/h2]
[h3]If you like it and you want it, you can pre-order it on Bandcamp![/h3]

So you can spit on it or lick it or whatever you people do to mark stuff that is yours.
Also.. the weirdos at the logistic center told me to add this one bit below, said it's pretty important:

"Please note that because of global supply chain disruptions, the production process of any vinyl is prone to delays due to factors beyond our control. We aim to release this soundtrack in December of 2023 or January of 2024, with a disclaimer that it might be shipped later despite all our efforts to deliver it to you as soon as it becomes physically possible."


[h2]Keep rocking on, my dudes![/h2]

As it was foretold so it has happened! The gates to Steam Workshop have opened to all of you and we can't wait to see the tide of your creations crashing through the internet. Last time we gave you a glimpse of what your mates from the beta had cooked up and we have promised to give you a full rundown of the changes between this version and the beta.

Changes from the be open beta:

• Added the ability to capture and upload Workshop Item Thumbnail
  
• Added placeable light sources
  
• Added invisible trigger walls
  
• Improved the tutorial, adding explanation to some elements that were unclear for the players before
  
• Fixed issues where players sometimes encountered a black screen when playing a published mod or after resetting a scene in editor.
  
• Fixed issue where Grid was visible during Play Mode
  
• Fixed a bug where player sometimes couldn't select any objects after deleting an asset from the map
  
• Fixed the issue where player couldn't switch their weapons when playing on a published Map
  
• Fixed issue with ammo being picked up but not actually adding bullets
  
• Fixed issue with grouped assets rotating incorrectly - now they all rotate in the same direction while being grouped
  
• Fixed issue with the new game version was darker than the default one without Mods
  

Some of you now might be thinking... "Man, what about my suggestions?. Why aren't they in the patch notes?"

[h3]Before you gonna call the police on us, let you provide you with a reasonable explanation:[/h3]

Some stuff is harder to implement than we thought and it is going to need more time in the good old development oven. We will be supporting the Workshop for over a year's time, but as to the exact scope and timeline - there ain't one yet. However, there is one thing that could speed things up a bit - your feedback. Keep us in the loop on our Discord about what you like and what you would like to see more of in the future regarding Steam Workshop!


[h2]WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

THIS UPDATE ISN'T OVER! Sit down, we have a video for you :)[/h2]

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Made it through the accolades ? Yeah you guys are awesome, wouldn't be here without y'all

Yup, that is right. Your pretty peepers are not deceiving you. Not only are you getting Steam Workshop today, but POSTAL: Brain Damaged is coming to Playstation.

[h3]That is right, we are coming to Playstation 4 & 5 later this year. Can this day get any better? You bet it can[/h3]

[h3]Today we have released something that might tickle your fancy - 77p egg: Eggwife. [/h3]

Does it have a dedicated piss button? Yes, it does.
Does it allow for unparalleled destructive creativity and jank? Yes, it does.
Does it have crude and brash humor? ... Yeah, you get it by now.

[h3]If you like POSTAL: Brain Damaged, you will feel at home with 77p egg: Eggwife[/h3]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1317020/77p_egg_Eggwife/

[h2]You can get it on a UBER discount with this bundle[/h2]

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/35038/EGGSTAL_Drain_Bamaged/



[h3]And as a cherry on top of this piss cake we are going to leave this lovely little teaser here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...[/h3]



[h3]More about it soon! Till then, have a blast with the workshop![/h3]

[h3]Yours truly,[/h3]

We are not sure if the internet is ready for it... but we are doing it anyway! Next week we will open the gates to the Steam Workshop for all of you. Just in case your boundless creativity catches the world in a great conflagration, we will take cover in our underground shelters and grab some popcorn of course!

[h2]Here are some highlights of the creations made by those who already had a shot at the Beta Version of Steam Workshop![/h2]

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This would be a perfect moment to give a big shoutout to all participants of the Beta version of the workshop. Your feedback and input into the process was invaluable. We will be posting the full list of changes between the beta and full version in the launch update.

[h2]
But wait, there's more - Today we are launching Golf vs Zombies![/h2]

What is better than golfing through a zombie apocalypse? Doing it with your friends of course! You can grab a copy today with a 20% launch discount!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2330380/Golf_VS_Zombies/

You can get it EVEN CHEAPER with our special bundle!

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/34990/Dude_VS_Zombies/