POSTAL Brain Damaged News

[h3]What's small, cool, portable, noisy, and planning to joyfully break your thumbs? You guessed it! It's POSTAL: BRAIN DAMAGED on the Switch![/h3]

And hey, don't get it twisted – we're not the diabolical masterminds here. This wonderful child? All yours, baby! We’re merely the executors of the people's will, bringing your encore to life. You screamed for it, and boom – your wish is our command!

This isn't just any old decision - it's all thanks to YOU, our awesome community! You shouted, we listened. Your relentless requests and passionate pleas have been heard loud and clear, and we're psyched to make this dream a reality!

The Nintendo Switch port you've been waiting for is sneaking up, ready to ambush the unsuspecting with a head-banging, thumb-thrashing good time.

[h3]When is it coming? Why next month of course![/h3]

[h2]So hop on over here and don't miss the pre-order that will be starting 19.01.2024! [/h2]

Rumor has it that the shipment of crispy fresh vinyls is already on its way to Hyperstrange Headquarters. Nearly a month earlier than expected. You know what it means?

YES, That's right! We will do our best to have them shipped to you as soon as they arrive.

Since it may happen right around a well-known winter holiday we're cooking something extraordinary! The hint is kinda in the picture. Can you guess what it is?

It also means that this is the very last chance to get your Super Limited Extra Hyper Special vinyl with something extra from HyperTeam. We're closing the Preorder sale on Saturday 18th and the ones available in regular distribution won't have that extra love we're planning for this batch.

Halloween is creeping up on us, and we've got a treat that's just as sweet as candy

So without unnecessary hesitation, to ensure you stay engaged and don't lose interest, which is crucial in such announcements, to maintain the proper... Okay, OKAY!

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[h3]POSTAL: BRAIN DAMAGED HAUNTED MOD CONTEST IS ON!!!![/h3]

Are you ready to turn your favorite game into a Halloween masterpiece?

We know your feverishly haunted imagination is boundless, and so are our rewards! We're offering a coffin-load of GAME KEYS for various winners. But wait, there's more!
There's one SPECIAL PRIZE, sculpted from the best rock-and-roll stoners, that will make your heart jump through your ribs like a cute little Xenomorph - an EXCLUSIVE POSTAL: BRAIN DAMAGED VINYL! This limited-edition collector's item is as rare as a sane Postal enthusiast out there, knocking on your window. Naked.

[h2]TL;DR[/h2]

Prize pool: Numerous Game Keys and a Special Reward for the ultimate winner.

Start Date: October 23rd

End Date: November 5th

Winners announcement: November 10th

How to Participate?

• Join Our Discord: If you're not already part of our creepy cool gaming community, now's the time to jump in.
  
• Create Your Mod: Unleash your dark magic within the Workshop to craft a Halloween-inspired mod for the game.
  
• Submit Your Entry: Share your mod in the designated contest channel on Discord. Be sure to include a brief description of your spooky creation.
  
• Wait for the 5th of November: Our team of gaming gurus will review all entries with a discerning eye. The most bone-chilling and creative mods will rise to the top.
  
• Win and Spread The Word: If your mod is deemed Halloween royalty, you'll be crowned a winner! Prizes include game keys and the exclusive vinyl.
  

This is your chance to shine in the moonlight and share your hauntingly sculpted mods with the world. So get those creative cauldrons bubbling, summon your inspiration, and let's make this Halloween one to remember!

[h2]We will be waiting for you![/h2]

[h2]You guessed it, it's vinyl![/h2]

But not just any vinyl it is the *EXCLUSIVE* POSTAL: Brain Damaged platter. This 12-inch "hehe", piss-coloured beauty contains the POSTAL: Brain Damaged OST you know and love - crafted by Kacper Kajzderski and Piotr Stachera. All packed into a quality gatefold jacket with antistatic sleeves inside.

[h2]Wanna know what is exactly on this wax?
Sure, here is a list:[/h2]

SIDE A

• Postal Brain-Damaged Main Theme
  
• Going POSTAL PT.1
  
• Going POSTAL PT.2
  
• Going POSTAL PT.7
  
• Going POSTAL PT.3
  
• Going POSTAL PT.9
  
• Announcement Trailer (Bonus Track)
  

SIDE B

• Going POSTAL PT.4
  
• Going POSTAL PT.8
  
• Going POSTAL PT.5
  
• Going POSTAL PT.7.5
  
• Take Your Hand To Hell
  
• Going POSTAL PT.6
  
• Fluffy Friends Festival O' Fun (Bonus Track)
  

[h2]Why do we call it *EXCLUSIVE*? Cuz it is LIMITED![/h2]
[h3]If you like it and you want it, you can pre-order it on Bandcamp![/h3]

So you can spit on it or lick it or whatever you people do to mark stuff that is yours.
Also.. the weirdos at the logistic center told me to add this one bit below, said it's pretty important:

"Please note that because of global supply chain disruptions, the production process of any vinyl is prone to delays due to factors beyond our control. We aim to release this soundtrack in December of 2023 or January of 2024, with a disclaimer that it might be shipped later despite all our efforts to deliver it to you as soon as it becomes physically possible."


[h2]Keep rocking on, my dudes![/h2]