Weekly Challenge Report #1 – The Floor is Lava
[h2]Welcome to the first installment of our new
*Weekly Challenge Report[/h2]
—A quick look at what’s hot, what hurts, and who’s barely surviving it. Each week, we’ll highlight the current weekly challenge in the game, show off the party setup, and maybe toss in a few tips (or warnings) along the way.
*Yes, we know that there's only 2-ish days left on this one - don't worry! We'll be back with another one again this week. Just think of it as two for the price of one! Except it's free.
Anyway, let’s kick things off with a scorcher: The Floor is Lava.
You’re fast. You’re burning. And if you’re not careful, you’re very, very dead. ☠️
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[h3]🔥 Here’s what you’re dealing with:[/h3]
🔥 Extreme Burning – Everything’s on fire. Yes, even you.
💨 Ludicrous Speed – Blink and you miss a turn.
🏆 Double Boons – If you survive, you feast.
🦴 Spiritual + Vigorous Monsters– Enemies hit harder and don’t skip leg day.
🎲 Lucky – …but hey, at least the cards might love you?
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[h3]🧙♂️ This Week’s Party:[/h3]
🧠 Nezglekt – He knows all. Sees all. Also heals all, surprisingly.
💎 Evelyn – Crystal queen with enough arcane energy to power a small city.
🎻 Gustav – He buffs, sings, and yes, of course he brought the lute.
🛡️ Heiner – He’s the wall. He’s tired. He’s doing his best.
This run’s got tempo, pressure, and plenty of chances to get absolutely cooked if you lose focus. But if you make it to the third floor…
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[h3]🃏 You’ll earn these:[/h3]
Two card backs, plenty of loot, and bragging rights if you make it through without becoming delicious BBQ.
Hmm. Now I'm hungry.
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We’ll be back next week with another challenge. Until then: block often, buff wisely, and whatever you do… don’t stand still.
Good luck out there, adventurers.
—The ATO Team ⚔️
*Weekly Challenge Report[/h2]
—A quick look at what’s hot, what hurts, and who’s barely surviving it. Each week, we’ll highlight the current weekly challenge in the game, show off the party setup, and maybe toss in a few tips (or warnings) along the way.
*Yes, we know that there's only 2-ish days left on this one - don't worry! We'll be back with another one again this week. Just think of it as two for the price of one! Except it's free.
Anyway, let’s kick things off with a scorcher: The Floor is Lava.
You’re fast. You’re burning. And if you’re not careful, you’re very, very dead. ☠️
⸻
[h3]🔥 Here’s what you’re dealing with:[/h3]
🔥 Extreme Burning – Everything’s on fire. Yes, even you.
💨 Ludicrous Speed – Blink and you miss a turn.
🏆 Double Boons – If you survive, you feast.
🦴 Spiritual + Vigorous Monsters– Enemies hit harder and don’t skip leg day.
🎲 Lucky – …but hey, at least the cards might love you?
⸻
[h3]🧙♂️ This Week’s Party:[/h3]
🧠 Nezglekt – He knows all. Sees all. Also heals all, surprisingly.
💎 Evelyn – Crystal queen with enough arcane energy to power a small city.
🎻 Gustav – He buffs, sings, and yes, of course he brought the lute.
🛡️ Heiner – He’s the wall. He’s tired. He’s doing his best.
This run’s got tempo, pressure, and plenty of chances to get absolutely cooked if you lose focus. But if you make it to the third floor…
⸻
[h3]🃏 You’ll earn these:[/h3]
Two card backs, plenty of loot, and bragging rights if you make it through without becoming delicious BBQ.
Hmm. Now I'm hungry.
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- 💬 Tried the challenge already? At the top of your game every week? Let us know how your run went in the comments below!
🤝 Want more tips or to share in the chaos with other players? Join our official Discord server to chat about builds, speed runs, or just vibe with the community.
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We’ll be back next week with another challenge. Until then: block often, buff wisely, and whatever you do… don’t stand still.
Good luck out there, adventurers.
—The ATO Team ⚔️