Squirmish News

Changes:

• Added new HYPERSPAZ button. While this button is held down, the game runs at 2X speed. Use this button to fast-forward quickly through parts of the turn.
  
• HYPERSPAZ is also engaged by holding Right Trigger on game controller or Spacebar on keyboard.
  
• HYPERSPAZ is for SOLO play only, not PvP.
  
• Keyboard shortcut for big paper card view moved from Spacebar to B.
  
• Fixed a PvP bug with STEALER GRABBER's HITPOINT HEIST ability. If a player activated HITPOINT HEIST but then immediately clicked DONE without moving any damage, the game would get stuck.
  

Cards affected (bug fix):

• STEALER GRABBER
  

We've been having fun making loads of emoji and stickers for our Squirmish Discord server. Emoji of all 70 classic Squirmish fighters are now available, along with a bunch of fun animated emoji and stickers of different characters in the videogame. Here are a few of my favorites:

Prancy Pepperpot gives a greeting:



"Helloooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Oinker, the embodiment of internet outrage:



"WHAT THE WHAT YOU WHAT!?!"

Shoobozzle does not approve of any of this:



"Nah-ope."

Check the rest of 'em out at the Squirmish Discord server!

Note the stickers can be removed with persistence using a mixture of cooking oil, salt, a hair dryer, uncut fingernails and a lot of elbow grease.

Changes:

• Fixed and smoothed out some Tutorial behavior at time of first attack.
  
• Improved messaging on cards with follow-up attacks, when follow-up attack has no targets.
  

Cards affected (messaging only):

• CHAUNCEY
  
• CHEETAHLEE
  
• FLIP & FLOP
  
• JELLYJAM
  
• THE GREAT GOOBA BLOOBA
  
• PADDYPAWS
  
• FIGBOOT
  
• EXCITOPUP
  

"In the fifth month, the sun rising, on the magic sparkle boxes there shall come a ridiculous amusement. It shall contain cards of varied creatures; some reptilian, some mammalian, some vaudevillian. And many cats. And, lo, there shall be a tiny pink conqueror. Great battles shall ensue. Guts shall be busted, and teeth shall gnash in chattering guffaws. It shall be known as Squirmick: The Vibbeogrome of Squalling Quamblits." -Nostradamus

16th-century oracle Nostradamus, who successfully predicted Theodore Roosevelt's mustache, the Hippy Hippy Shake, The Dewey Decimal System, FAX machines, and the use of mayonnaise as a condiment has hit another one out of the park!

Or at least he was close! Yes, the game is actually called Squirmish, not Squirmick... but he pretty much got it right otherwise.

Ok, he kind of blew it. Seriously, Nostradamus, what is a Squirmick? Squirm-ISH. And what the heck is a squalling quamblit? I think you had your hat on too tight. Some oracle.

Squirmish: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties is a hilarious turn-based card-battling game for online PVP or solo play. Find your favorite creature cards and battle them against your opponent's beastie brigade. Strange strategies and interactions of the wildly-varying cards create a unique, unpredictable and infinitely-playable game! On Steam now!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449620/SQUIRMISH_The_Videogame_of_Brawling_Beasties/

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There are already less than two weeks left until Dance Like a Chicken Day on May 14th! Have you ordered your giant foam chicken feet? Have you fashioned wee cardboard beaks for the children? Did you make enough egg nog-pistachio jello for all the revelers?

Doing these holidays right can take a lot of thought and preparation. So we ask you... what better way to celebrate Dance Like a Chicken Day than playing Squirmish: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties, which is being (early) released on Dance Like a Chicken Day (May 14th)?

OK, you COULD dance like a chicken. Yes, that would be one way to celebrate Dance Like a Chicken Day... the same old way everyone does it. The "normals."

But why exert yourself physically and expose yourself to almost-certain public ridicule? You can capture the hilarious spirit and groovy satisfaction of letting your egg-bone shake virtually in your own home while hardly even moving!

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Based on the critically-acclaimed card-game of the same name (only replacing the words "Card Game" with the word "Videogame") Squirmish: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties is a ridiculous card-battling game for single player or PVP. Coming to Steam in early release on Dance Like a Chicken Day.

Squirmish: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties is free-range, cage-free and pasture-raised.